Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

Also the fucker doesn't know the difference between Italian Parsley and Cilantro. What's with these proud hairy "Italians" not knowing shit about anything Italy?

Because most of the time he just drowns his food in soy sauce and cayenne pepper; he has no taste.

 

[Long Sun]

you'd think someone who's obese, diabetic, and has suffered a stroke and from kidney stones would eat just a tad healthier but nope. breakfast, lunch, and dinner all come from the drive thru

now to be fair is the drive thru a whole lot worse then what Jack cooks at home

 

[AnOminous]

now to be fair is the drive thru a whole lot worse then what Jack cooks at home

Unless he eats at Jack in the Box, he probably won't get salmonella from fast food.

 

[DuckSucker]

Why the hell would he post this video, even by his standards it is fucking embarrassing.

Dude if you were capable of feeling shame you wouldnt be 500 lbs.

 

[badluckfistfuck]

Next to this guy, everything about Jack seems so...pre-evolutionary.

Jack looks like a neanderthal next to anyone.

 

[King Napalm]

Another Godzilla bite for the clogger. I bet he finished that burger in three bites, but at least he got some exercise this time when he got his 350 lbs ass out of the car to walk to the burger joint. That's what a healthy lifestyle is all about.

Btw, I love how he gets his eyes on a pizza place while walking to his Burger Wars destination: "Blaze Pizza, I've heard about that place too, so I wonder if I should go across the street later when I'm done with this Burger Wars, to do a Pizza Wars too."

 

[Aaway]

it had been a while since I'd seen that annoying hitler youth looking guy in his videos

 

[FatNero]

Btw, I love how he gets his eyes on a pizza place while walking to his Burger Wars destination: "Blaze Pizza, I've heard about that place too, so I wonder if I should go across the street later when I'm done with this Burger Wars, to do a Pizza Wars too."

Only the "The Worst Idea of all Time" is allowed to review Blaze Pizza.


And once again, whenever he reviews food with other guys he makes the most disturbing noises, there's some fucked up repressed sexual thing going on here. Just come out already Jack.

 

[Trashman]

Dude if you were capable of feeling shame you wouldnt be 500 lbs.

His channel is the cooking equivelant to DSP's. The flow of cyber-spunk cannot be interrupted by basic human dignity, especially not when there's ad-revenue to "earn" or nasty ass sauce to sell.

 

[JackDavis]

Btw, I love how he gets his eyes on a pizza place while walking to his Burger Wars destination: "Blaze Pizza, I've heard about that place too, so I wonder if I should go across the street later when I'm done with this Burger Wars, to do a Pizza Wars too.

Jeez, I thought this was just gonna be him joking. No, he is dead serious about having pizza after having burger and fries at BurgerFi.

 

[neger psykolog]

Jeez, I thought this was just gonna be him joking. No, he is dead serious about having pizza after having burger and fries at BurgerFi.

There's always that saying "never trust a skinny chef". The problem in his case is his fatness doesn't even come from his cooking.

It doesn't even make sense. I fully get doing a review of a burger/whatever every now and then and saying "hey, wow this combination of flavors/ingredients are really interesting" but he goes to places like Burger King. What kind of person who does a cooking show goes out on a regular basis to fast food places? What is he expecting to discover?

His channel is the cooking equivelant to DSP's. The flow of cyber-spunk cannot be interrupted by basic human dignity, especially not when there's ad-revenue to "earn" or nasty ass sauce to sell.

True, but at least Jack includes "other people" in his videos every now and then. Sometimes (rarely) some of his food even looks semi-decent. DSP can't even fathom to interact with people online... in the video games that he plays for a living.

 

[AnOminous]

What kind of person who does a cooking show goes out on a regular basis to fast food places? What is he expecting to discover?

Honestly, if he even learned to cook a hamburger he'd know more than he does now.

 

[Begemot]

Never forget, never forgive...

 

[pozilei]

Jack and Jack jr. are taste testing fall flavored candy

Pretty boring, standard taste test but I just love how he made a big show about a little piece of flatbread 'killing him' just a week ago and now he's eating like six different candies. Sure this will do wonders for his diabetes

 

[Aaway]

why does he always insist on putting food next to his head to prove it's big or whatever he's trying to accomplish?

and LOL @ "sometimes i don't want a lot of lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles....i just want meat." sometimes? really jack?

 

[Long Sun]

also he orders two when there is no one with him. And last time he was all low carb but this time a sandwich full of battered onion rings is ok ?
Also the great fact that Jack aims the bite right at the Camera as if to say "Yes friend I can eat this burger in two bites"

 

[Adamska]

why does he always insist on putting food next to his head to prove it's big or whatever he's trying to accomplish?
[/MEDIA]

He's resisting the urge to just rip into his food like the troglodyte he is would be my guess. It's pretty obvious given how impatient and lazy he is when it comes to his own cooking.

 

[JackDavis]

why does he always insist on putting food next to his head to prove it's big or whatever he's trying to accomplish?

and LOL @ "sometimes i don't want a lot of lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles....i just want meat." sometimes? really jack?

Jesus. He licks the damn burger at 3:00, what the fuck is wrong with this guy. Why does he take such big bites, the burger ain't going no where man. Ugh!
Remember, his ratings are hidden not disabled. Thumbs downs still count.

 

[King Napalm]

why does he always insist on putting food next to his head to prove it's big or whatever he's trying to accomplish

Yep, it's like trying to prove that a golf ball is bigger than the moon. Everybody knows at this point that his head is fat as fuck and bigger than Unicron. Not even the biggest fucking burger on earth will make it look any smaller.

Remember, his ratings are hidden not disabled. Thumbs downs still count.

That's good to know. But also frustrating, knowing that I haven't downvoted his stuff since he disabled that function.

 

[AnOminous]

Jesus. He licks the damn burger at 3:00, what the fuck is wrong with this guy. Why does he take such big bites, the burger ain't going no where man. Ugh!
Remember, his ratings are hidden not disabled. Thumbs downs still count.

Why does someone so bad at something decide to do it publicly?