Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

Why does someone so bad at something decide to do it publicly?

Dunning-Kruger Effect or :autism: . Take your pick.

 

[JackDavis]

Why does someone so bad at something decide to do it publicly?

$$$

 

[King Napalm]

$$$

He's unemployed, right? What I've heard is that apart from the money he makes from Youtube and his nasty BBQ sauce, his wife basically supports him economically. I bet he likes watching other men screw his wife.

 

[Aaway]

He's unemployed, right? What I've heard is that apart from the money he makes from Youtube and his nasty BBQ sauce, his wife basically supports him economically. I bet he likes watching other men screw his wife.

yeah he's unemployed

and someone would actually have to be willing to screw his wife first. seems highly unlikely to me

 

[JackDavis]

He's unemployed, right? What I've heard is that apart from the money he makes from Youtube and his nasty BBQ sauce, his wife basically supports him economically. I bet he likes watching other men screw his wife.

I wouldn’t fuck his wife with a rented dick

 

[Long Sun]

Jack is not suitable for all viewers
https://archive.is/eJ3qj/image

 

[Religion is Dead]

There was a video posted earlier today that he took down too swiftly for me to snag on Facebook, where he found a snake while he was cleaning some side street.

First he ponders if he should kill it while he has it stuck inside one of those long arm grabber things, then announces he is going to drop it in a sewer drain. After an agonizing 30 seconds of him waddling over to it, he plops it down the drain.

 

[breadandcircuses]

He's unemployable, right? What I've heard is that apart from the money he makes from Youtube and his nasty BBQ sauce, his wife basically supports him economically. I bet he likes watching other men screw his wife.

FTFY, but it's subtle.

 

[Jack Historian]

Tammy pays for their groceries ($112 for tuna and candle scents?) and Jack is one of those Christians who gets triggered by "Happy Holidays"

Edit: Tammy was quick to point out the "Happy Holidays". Jogged my memory that Tammy/her family were much, much more psycho religious than Jack ever was. He is so desperate to avoid his homosexual urges that he'll let his wife dictate his beliefs.

 

[JackDavis]

Hahaha he totally farts here and people in the comments call him out for it

 

[FatNero]

why does he always insist on putting food next to his head to prove it's big or whatever he's trying to accomplish?

and LOL @ "sometimes i don't want a lot of lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles....i just want meat." sometimes? really jack?

Just noticed he has one of those super tacky edgy jesus window prints on the back of his car. How much more fat american can he get?

 

[Aaway]

i just love how the first result when you search "jack scalfani" on google is that hilarious anti-jack blog. i wonder if jack knows that

https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/

 

[Begemot]

i just love how the first result when you search "jack scalfani" on google is that hilarious anti-jack blog. i wonder if jack knows that

https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/

I wonder who Jack pissed off to get this somewhat funny but major A-Log site?

 

[SwattedKat]

Jack Scalfani is very unattractive and I would not eat his cooking.

 

[Pasc4l]

I´ll never forget the many late nights I stayed up late with friends on Skype and we would binge his videos. It was always a fucking riot no matter what he was doing. I would say one of my personal favorites of his would have to be his ¨Poor Man´s Filet Mignon¨.

If you want to see a travesty immediately, just skip to 4:57. It makes my mouth curl in just looking at it

 

[King Napalm]

I´ll never forget the many late nights I stayed up late with friends on Skype and we would binge his videos. It was always a fucking riot no matter what he was doing. I would say one of my personal favorites of his would have to be his ¨Poor Man´s Filet Mignon¨.

If you want to see a travesty immediately, just skip to 4:57. It makes my mouth curl in just looking at it

I want to punch him in the face everytime he calls food (especially his own) "beautiful". He even called the raw burger with dry buns from his notorious Bison burger video beautiful, when it was clearly a total abomination both visually and culinary.

 

[AnOminous]

I´ll never forget the many late nights I stayed up late with friends on Skype and we would binge his videos. It was always a fucking riot no matter what he was doing. I would say one of my personal favorites of his would have to be his ¨Poor Man´s Filet Mignon¨.

If you want to see a travesty immediately, just skip to 4:57. It makes my mouth curl in just looking at it

You're supposed to use something like a teaspoon of salt and work it in, not bury the thing under a mountain of salt and just let it sit there.

Also, why not just use meat tenderizer? Because, y'know, that stuff exists.

 

[c-no]

You're supposed to use something like a teaspoon of salt and work it in, not bury the thing under a mountain of salt and just let it sit there.

Also, why not just use meat tenderizer? Because, y'know, that stuff exists.

From what I remember, Jack calls his stuff lazy man's cooking or something like that. If he really were to live up to the name, it would mean taking shortcuts and such, making it actually edible be damned. Calling it lazy man's cooking is also fitting since we have seen how Jack cooks and how it turns out.

 

[AnOminous]

From what I remember, Jack calls his stuff lazy man's cooking or something like that. If he really were to live up to the name, it would mean taking shortcuts and such, making it actually edible be damned. Calling it lazy man's cooking is also fitting since we have seen how Jack cooks and how it turns out.

He absolutely fails at even laziness, though.

He often goes way out of his way to make his absolutely shitty recipes fail, when there were very easy ways to do it right.

 

[JackDavis]

Old video, and probably already covered in this thread, but I wanted to talk about this again because it's so incredibly exceptional.

My absolute favorite thing Jack did, which completely encapsulates why he is a liar and a shill, is when he was serving that raw chicken. He's all like:
"Look how juicy it is. That's.. that's great! This did a great job! That's a lot of.... juice."
"... Didn't cook well right there, so I'm not gonna eat that. See how that is, that's when you cut in to test your meat. It shouldn't be red like that. This is okay to try though, so I'm going to try this piece right here."
*JUMP CUT*
"Now I want to give you a cooking tip, it's really simple! If there's a spot of red in your chicken when you cut into it, literally 1 minute in the microwave boof! just pops it right out. It will cook it the rest of the way, it won't dry it out, it's a Good Tip! I promise you it will work, don't panic! It's not a big deal okayyy?"