Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Dog Prom 3D]

Just to share, 90% of the articles in the Daily Mail's femail section are ringers. Modeling agencies, agents, producers and similar pay to run these glowing articles singing the praises of their clients' beauty. Tess has some publicity machine that is paying the Daily Mail to run those articles, and the same formula is used with every client regardless of size or actual attractiveness.

That's how you end up with articles about Tess Holliday, Amber Rose, Iggy Azalea, that girl who played Precious, Victoria's Secret models, and all the cast members in the Real Housewives franchises being described as wearing clothes that cling to their "curves," flashing their "toned snd sharply pins" as they walk around. The day the publicity arm of whatever company is paying for those articles decides to let Tess fend for herself, we'll only see Tess when she does something mock-worthy.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Just to share, 90% of the articles in the Daily Mail's femail section are ringers. Modeling agencies, agents, producers and similar pay to run these glowing articles singing the praises of their clients' beauty. Tess has some publicity machine that is paying the Daily Mail to run those articles, and the same formula is used with every client regardless of size or actual attractiveness.

That's how you end up with articles about Tess Holliday, Amber Rose, Iggy Azalea, that girl who played Precious, Victoria's Secret models, and all the cast members in the Real Housewives franchises being described as wearing clothes that cling to their "curves," flashing their "toned snd sharply pins" as they walk around. The day the publicity arm of whatever company is paying for those articles decides to let Tess fend for herself, we'll only see Tess when she does something mock-worthy.

The Daily Mail is only worth it for the Garfield comic strip tbh.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Such majestic ripples. I am humbled.

 

[multiverse]

How many people do you think it takes to haul her to her feet, when she sits on a couch like this?

I'll bet you cash money that's her ten year old son's main job at home: haul mama up off the couch. No wonder he's so skinny.

 

[FramerGirl420]

I weep for that poor couch. It never asked for this.

 

[escapegoat]

Maybe they mean bowling pins?

 

[multiverse]

I weep for that poor couch. It never asked for this.

The cushion DOES look like it's breathed its last

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

How many people do you think it takes to haul her to her feet, when she sits on a couch like this?
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I'll bet you cash money that's her ten year old son's main job at home: haul mama up off the couch. No wonder he's so skinny.

She can't possibly be able to wipe her own ass.

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

Britfags, explain?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I'll bet you cash money that's her ten year old son's main job at home: haul mama up off the couch. No wonder he's so skinny.

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

Britfags, explain?

Loose Women is a panel show watched solely by bored frustrated housewives, hung-over students and the unemployed. It's dire and tries to be like a girls coffee gossip morning, but fails miserably. Reserved for interviewing z-list celebs like Katie Price to run their mouths about their failing marriages, drug addictions and favourite sex positions. They like to pretend to be controversial but are actually incredibly bitchy and vacuous.

Perfect platform for Tess.

 

[Red Velvet]

I am beginning to think those portrait tatts aren't tattoos at all, but women she has leaned up against accidentally and smooshed them into her skin.

 

[Chickenpox]

I am beginning to think those portrait tatts aren't tattoos at all, but women she has leaned up against accidentally and smooshed them into her skin.

This or that

 

[sparklemilhouse]

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Such majestic ripples. I am humbled.

How hard is it to wear tights?

 

[multiverse]

How hard is it to wear tights?

Pretty hard when you're size 28 and sweating buckets, I guess. Also, they dont last long - like a biscuit can under pressure.

 

[Trombonista]

How many people do you think it takes to haul her to her feet, when she sits on a couch like this?
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I'll bet you cash money that's her ten year old son's main job at home: haul mama up off the couch. No wonder he's so skinny.

Holy shit she's huge. Her hair is the only attractive part of her body.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Why does the British media keep giving her attention?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Holy shit she's huge. Her hair is the only attractive part of her body.

"This wenche thikke and wel ygrowen was,
With kamus nose and eyen greye as glas,
With buttokes brode and brestes rounde and hye.
But right fair was hire hair; I wol nat lye."
GEOFFREY CHAUCER, 'THE REEVE'S TALE'

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

Why does the British media keep giving her attention?

Her management company/agency (M.ilk Management) is a London firm, so they have under-the-table deals with the Daily Mail to keep their 'talent' in the public eye. It's basically the equivalent of Sponsored Posts, and why there's an inexplicable amount of articles pushing rich peoples irrelevant spawn as 'models.'

 

[Cybermorph]

She looks like a literal monster. Her mere presence must suck the joy and energy out of a room.