It always makes me laugh when Russhole defaults to attacking people's weight when his jimmies get rustled. As if simply being fat somehow makes you subhuman and being slim is the only thing of value anyone can have. And I honestly believe this is Slack-Jaw's opinion of people. He is so utterly shallow and is so devoid of any substance that he cannot fathom any character trait about someone bring more important than their looks; specifically if they're fat or not.
Well, I hate to be the messenger who brings bad news and hurtful truth, but Dildo Saggins has devolved into such a disgusting, loathsome, shallow, narcissistic, childish, repugnant little failed abortion that not even fat ugly chicks would date him, let alone fuck him. The one girl who ever showed interest in him without having to be paid for it he rejected because she was a little on the big side. She wasn't even really that big, just kinda curvy (something a lot of guys like in a woman). Well now she's happily married and ol' Liver Lips Greer is still single, miserable, harassing women he's got no hope with (which is any woman, really), and he's going to die alone. He can't even go to the brothels or a local prostitute to PAY to pretend like he has a girlfriend because his horrendous behavior, entitlement, and problems with personal boundaries have become so well known in those circles that no one will take him as a client. He can't even go to one of the sleezier bawdy houses the truckers, bikers, and junkies use and pay for some washed up biker mama or lot lizard to play with his dwarf pee-pee because they all know about him too.
The only person who is fucking Rusty is Rusty himself.