Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Pikimon]

Does he still spend 6-7 hours streaming anime tiddies on twitch

 

[DieTrashman]

That C# rewrite should've been an actual rewrite, rather than a simple translation. I and many others have said it before, and I'll say it again, Yandere Simulator isn't going to get much further with the mess of a codebase it's sitting on currently.

Yeah, it looks a lot more like it was written to work in C or any other sequential coding language.
It makes me question if he actually knows the differenece between sequential oriented and object oriented languages.

 

[zFlarex]

Yeah, it looks a lot more like it was written to work in C or any other sequential coding language.
It makes me question if he actually knows the differenece between sequential oriented and object oriented languages.

He doesn't, someone mentioned the object oriented concepts to him, and he said (paraphrased) "using fancy words doesn't make you smart".

 

[Lackadaisy]

There should be an "autism" option for the poll.

 

[Magique]

There's Lunar Synthe in the game so edge.

Does he still spend 6-7 hours streaming anime tiddies on twitch

Yes. I still don't get why people stay there to hear him whining.

 

[Luigi]

There's Lunar Synthe in the game so edge.


Yes. I still don't get why people stay there to hear him whining.

They follow a game about being noticed by senpai, is it really a mystery why they stay there?

 

[Frontier Judge]

I voted edge because it makes me laugh with incredulity that someone honestly, truly believes that it's cool and dramatic. I'll take that over dull, unfunny rehashes of the same stupid memes my teen siblings shriek about.

 

[Azafran90]

halfway through the development, the best moment to decide the overall theme for your game

 

[Baltas]

Alex's latest entry as of now:

I’ve finished recording the narration for my next video. It’s 17 minutes and 44 seconds in total! Because I have to do about 1 hour of work for every minute of video, that’s a lot of work I’ve created for myself. I’m considering chopping the video down to about 10 minutes so that the video can be released in a reasonable amount of time…but it’s hard to decide which parts of the video are least important. There might be a lot of still images in this video; I’d like to blaze through it and quickly get back to work on the game.

My power company informed me that there will be a power outage in my area for over 7 hours tomorrow. That’s a huge chunk of the day when I won’t be able to work on the video (or the game)! As a result, the video might be postponed to the 16th. I hate it when that happens!

Because you could potentially be waiting until the 16th to see the next video, I decided to release a new build now, rather than keep you waiting. To read a list of everything that is new and fixed in the latest build, scroll down beneath this super-badass illustration by Koumaz:

That’s such an awesome drawing! I love it!


Fixes, Changes, Additions

• 2D interfaces (such as the pause screen, the tape player menu, the note-leaving menu, etc) should now move and rotate around the screen much more smoothly than before.
• Fixed bug that would cause a student to ignore giggles for the rest of the day if Yandere-chan spoke to them while they were investigating a giggle.
• Attempted to fix a bug that would cause the game to crash at the end of a schoolday, before returning to Yandere-chan’s home.
• Fixed bug that would cause the radio’s button prompts to appear at the wrong time (when Yandere-chan was holding it).
• The user can now press “B” at the Settings menu to toggle an experimental background environment around the school.
• Fixed bug that prevented the “Set Trap” prompt from going away after the player had set a trap above a door.
• Changed the animation that Senpai would perform when the player got a game over for creeping Senpai out.
• Fixed bug that would prevent some Social Butterfly students from being able to react to murder.
• Saki will now attack you if she sees you attacking Kokona (and vice versa).
• Improved the stand / walk / run animations for the “Bad Time” easter egg.
• Adjusted the appearance of the computer lab slightly.
• Fiddled with the appearance of Rim Light Mode again.
• Improved three of the “react to camera” animations.
• Removed the Jojo easter egg from LoveSick Mode.
• Added hair physics to Yuna Hina’s hairstyle.

You might think, “There’s nothing cool in this update…” and I wouldn’t blame you. But please remember that I’m not usually adding huge new features into the game because I’m spending the majority of my time making progress on Osana – which will be one of the topics I discuss in my next video!

 

[Honeybunny]

because I’m spending the majority of my time making progress on Osana

 

[NimertiS]

Memes. I'm not an emo girl ( :powerlevel: anymore)

 

[SN 385]

Maybe if he didn't waste time on refining his dumbass easter eggs and scattered/unfocused fine tuning of features that probably won't even exist in the mythical final game, we'd actually have Osana by now (aka something substantial to show off how bad he is at coding)

 

[princess13456789]

I smell bullshit.

 

[ES 148]

• Attempted to fix a bug that would cause the game to crash at the end of a schoolday, before returning to Yandere-chan’s home.

• Attempted to fix a bug that would cause the game to crash

• Attempted to fix a bug

 

[zFlarex]

He does this to have long bloated lists, for his "hard working developer" narrative.
However, when you look past all his shit it's just minor tweaks, and every two weeks a random filler development video, hence why this thread is inactive.

 

[tortoiseshell]

This 'update' immediately looked worthless and dry. All he does is fix minor bugs, blab on Reddit and make 20 minute long videos saying the exact same thing in slightly different ways and calling all of it 'progress.'

I'm repeating stuff everyone else has said here, but I'm amazed by how he's just bullshitted this entire project by switching irrelevant things up so that they look new and shiny instead of making actual progress so that his fans won't suspect that he has no idea what he's doing.

 

[GethN7]

This 'update' immediately looked worthless and dry. All he does is fix minor bugs, blab on Reddit and make 20 minute long videos saying the exact same thing in slightly different ways and calling all of it 'progress.'

I'm repeating stuff everyone else has said here, but I'm amazed by how he's just bullshitted this entire project by switching irrelevant things up so that they look new and shiny instead of making actual progress so that his fans won't suspect that he has no idea what he's doing.

It's one of the reasons why Alex is a hack.

Fixing bugs is nothing special, that's your job as a game dev, bragging about it and trumping it up like you have gotten anything done is just stupid. Even adding features is nothing to be proud of if they are married to a crippled, half-assed game project.

The only thing that you should be proud of is when you bust your ass adding actual game content, as in, adds more for people to do that works properly and it part of what was promised when you told people about your project.

 

[Sophiya]

I vote 'edgy', because it just makes it laughable when he tries to be realistic. I'm here for the laughs.

 

[exhausted]

I found yandere simulator asmr last night

 

[A Sign]

My power company informed me that there will be a power outage in my area for over 7 hours tomorrow. That’s a huge chunk of the day when I won’t be able to work on the video (or the game)! As a result, the video might be postponed to the 16th. I hate it when that happens!

Oh no! 7 hours without fapping?! whats a poor rich weeb manchild to do?!