Horrorcow Adele and Matt Allen / The Unconventional Parent - 'Off Grid Parents', appeared on This Morning for attention, backfired on them wonderfully.

[Buster]

Raised in Britain, but going to live in central America with no vaccinations? These kids are fucked.

 

[Jaiman]

It's really disgusting that there are no laws against any of these "parenting methods" such as no medication, they discussed this shit on television ffs.

 

[sonichu is dead]

"as long as it's not a dry fever it's perfectly safe" said no doctor ever.

 

[InLivingTuna]

You guys are good at a-logging but bad at getting content lol. Here are relevant links, someone should add "The Unconventional Parent" to the thread title for the record.
https://twitter.com/adeleallen83
https://theunconventionalparent.co/
https://www.facebook.com/UnconventionalParent/
https://mom.me/contributors/adele-allen/
https://www.instagram.com/theunconventionalparent/
articles she's written for the above site (1, 2, 3, 4)

this shit is approaching DaddyOFive levels of self-victimization lmao

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Raised in Britain, but going to live in central America with no vaccinations? These kids are fucked.

Soon they will find out, that the only reason why their unvaccinated kids were relatively okay in Britain is because other parents weren't such a morons.

 

[Tennis Monkey]

It's really worth reading Matt Allen's yoga blog entry re breastfeeding. It's fucking nuts:-

Yep I’m a guy a guy who grew up in a world where the breast signaled temptation and fantasy, I even remember my younger years when me and a friend of mine thought we were being the most outrageously awesome young males collecting sun page 3 girls and placing them in a folder that we could flick through and appreciate to put it politely.

"I'm a healthy red-blooded male, guys, seriously! But I've grown up now, of course."

however if a young males first and overwhelming image of breasts is artificially sexualised then the other function breastfeeding, which in the big scheme of things is a tad more important becomes almost forgotten by both the male and more alarmingly the female!

"Now I'm a serious feminist with concerns about sexualising women!"

My son has only recently stopped breastfeeding, which means he was breastfed up to the age of six at which point he simply stopped asking for what he called ‘booba’, he occasionally still asks, but it’s rare these days.
My daughter is currently breastfeeding, she happily announces that she wants ‘bomba’ so my wife’s breasts have endearingly been named ‘booba’ and ‘bomba’.

What the actual fuck?

As a man I cannot and do not wish to own Adele’s breasts or any other body part for that matter, it is her body, much the same way my body is mine, I must respect her body and more importantly her as a human being

"See the smoky virtue signals ascend from my campfire! Please like me, ladies!"

I remember another breastfeeding encounter I had before becoming a parent. Me and Adele were at a local community center to teach children’s yoga, the class was part of a bigger event, whilst we were waiting to teach our class I took a seat and watched the current activities being presented, a lady with a newborn sat next to me, I carried on watching the activities when she asked me a question, at this point I turned my attention and gaze towards her, however my eyes fell upon a naked pair of breasts, I personally was not offended in anyway shape or form a mum feeding her baby is nature’s design, however it was reminiscent of those days spent looking at the page 3 models only now it was real time and I was trapped between awkward images in my head and responses to my real time situation, there shouldn’t have been conflict, but there was internally. I gave the best answer I could muster under such circumstances and averted my attention back to the activities.

"In conclusion - NORKS, BOOBIES, BIG MILKY KNOCKERS! Whoops, did that slip out? Sorry."

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

But sure, encourage your children to pick and eat random unattended fruits. What could possibly go wrong? If they actually manage a move to Costa Rica, I bet these fuckers eat manchineel.

Holy shit, that's like God said "Hey I know what would work! A cunt tree, no wait bad idea, how about a tree that's just a massive cunt!"

 

[Dysnomia]

You know it's good when their down-with-science woo woo nature philosophy is posted on their Instagram account:
View attachment 279332
Transcript:

Infant independancy? Infants are extremely dependent. Are these the types that let their baby decide when it's time to stop nursing and time to start potty training? So you have five year olds in diapers still glued to mommy's nipple?

I'm wondering if they will soon claim the kids are autistic and it's a wonderful thing that doesn't require any sort of treatment outside of letting them stay up all night and eat whatever they want.

And I notice the baby has one of those stupid teething necklaces. So the parents are Gwen level on that.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

What the actual fuck?

Reminds me of Nursie from Blackadder. Should he have left breasty dumpling, or right breasty dumpling? Or both breasty dumplings, but which one first?

Anyhow. Have a read of this blogpost from her about public potty training. Shudder.

https://theunconventionalparent.co/...ining-in-public-is-not-performance-parenting/
http://archive.is/6l6Y3

And some choice quotes:

Last week I received an email from a researcher on ITV this morning that read….

“Sorry to bother you out of the blue, but we’re trying to cast a debate for Monday’s show and I was keen to get your thoughts.

In a nutshell, one of our team saw a child using a potty in the middle of a busy restaurant the other day and so we want to put together a debate on whether or not this is acceptable. I just wondered how you went about potty training your children and if you think using a potty whenever/wherever is OK?”

At least they used a potty and not the restaurant carpet to contain their sprog's copper bolt.

(What a time to be alive when "not shitting all over the floor" is something for a person to be proud of.)

D E S I G N A T E D S H I T T I N G R E S T A U R A N T

I personally wouldn’t encourage my child to go to the toilet near to where others are eating however, that doesn’t mean I would judge another who finds themselves in that situation. Perhaps the parent in question has a child who has a phobia of public toilets and there was no suitable alternative or maybe the child was desperate and couldn’t make it to the toilet in time. Would we prefer they wee all over the restaurant floor through their clothes?

Oh shit, that's their actual argument, isn't it? At least it wasn't the floor.

The whole idea of adult supremacy and that children’s needs should never take precedence over the needs of fully mature adults, seems ridiculous to me. Surely as grown adults we should be accepting that the needs of anybody’s young children come before our own preferences and opinions of what is unacceptable and unpleasant to those surrounding them….After all, there is nothing performance related about that, it’s simply called empathy and compassion!

Oh look, she got carried away with her empathy again.

There's empathy, yes, but "can't be arsed to toilet train children or put them in nappies when taking them out if they aren't yet toilet trained" is not normal, healthy, or hygienic behaviour. There's a reason open sewers were dispensed with, and those reasons are cholera, dysentery, typhoid, etc.

 

[Dysnomia]

Reminds me of Nursie from Blackadder. Should he have left breasty dumpling, or right breasty dumpling? Or both breasty dumplings, but which one first?

Anyhow. Have a read of this blogpost from her about public potty training. Shudder.

https://theunconventionalparent.co/...ining-in-public-is-not-performance-parenting/
http://archive.is/6l6Y3

And some choice quotes:



At least they used a potty and not the restaurant carpet to contain their sprog's copper bolt.

(What a time to be alive when "not shitting all over the floor" is something for a person to be proud of.)

D E S I G N A T E D S H I T T I N G R E S T A U R A N T



Oh shit, that's their actual argument, isn't it? At least it wasn't the floor.



Oh look, she got carried away with her empathy again.

There's empathy, yes, but "can't be arsed to toilet train children or put them in nappies when taking them out if they aren't yet toilet trained" is not normal, healthy, or hygienic behaviour. There's a reason open sewers were dispensed with, and those reasons are cholera, dysentery, typhoid, etc.

They should move to India. Their kids can just go practically wherever they want.

 

[Hen in a tie]

Once those kids move to the U.S they'll be exposed to every deadly disease because of Parents with similar "ideals"
Anyways I for one am not ready to cough up my tax dollars for their soon failure of societies, we may get some luls from them but I don't think it'll be worth it.

Also I feel for that female interviewer I could see her heart about to suffer a heart attack watching these kids.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

My son has only recently stopped breastfeeding, which means he was breastfed up to the age of six at which point he simply stopped asking for what he called ‘booba’

If your 6-years old son talks like a toddler, maybe you should change something, like give him to people who will care about him.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Found his LinkedIn. He's a yoga instructor. Quelle surprise.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/matt-allen-39132835/?ppe=1

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

Ulysses seem to know life is going to fuck him from the beggining :

And a good before / after comparison shot :

 

[neogafrefugeenumber44634]

Raised in Britain, but going to live in central America with no vaccinations? These kids are fucked.

The parasitical worms are going to have a field day with this family.

When it comes to surviving in a low tech environment a lot of us doomsday preppers got a higher chance of making a life in central america then these dolts.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Can we all remind ourselves that they want £100,000 to go to Costa Rica.

Isn't this, like, them blackmailing the rest of the country?

 

[Pikimon]

Having a peek into their respective blogs, these two claim to be quite keen on "sustainable living" and "foraging their foods and medicines from nature."

Actually they seem to be outright stealing from other people's gardens and teaching their children to do the same.

But sure, encourage your children to pick and eat random unattended fruits. What could possibly go wrong? If they actually manage a move to Costa Rica, I bet these fuckers eat manchineel.

As a gardener, stealing other people's hard-growned crops makes me seethe, especially since 90% of people who grow vegetables would be willing to share their harvest for free.

Anyone with a zucchini or tomato plant knows that you can't eat your harvest by yourself.

 

[CWCissey]

You guys are good at a-logging but bad at getting content lol. Here are relevant links, someone should add "The Unconventional Parent" to the thread title for the record.
https://twitter.com/adeleallen83
https://theunconventionalparent.co/
https://www.facebook.com/UnconventionalParent/
https://mom.me/contributors/adele-allen/
https://www.instagram.com/theunconventionalparent/
articles she's written for the above site (1, 2, 3, 4)

View attachment 279885
this shit is approaching DaddyOFive levels of self-victimization lmao

Done and all those links are now added to OP. Thank you Tuna!

 

[Anchuent Christory]

It also dawned on me that if everyone planted a fruit tree or bush there would be a bountiful supply of locally produced food! We could also plant nut trees, the potential to create sustainable,free, abundant nutritious and delicious food is endless, not great for the economy maybe, but I’m sure with a super healthy populous we would figure something out.

What an absolute fuckwit. You think if everybody planted a berry bush in their garden, they can feed their family for free, forever?

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

some more info / context / lazy digging ect...

here is a article written by Adele on how to not cut the umbilical cord after birth :
http://www.xojane.com/healthy/how-to-lotus-birth

where she want to be like a proud shimpanzee, has she put it herself :

in fact, she also say that at only 6 days old Ulysses was more responsible than her and did the fucking job himself :
"After six days of healing and bonding, we woke up one morning to find our baby Ulysses had gripped hold of the cord and detached it by himself, leaving a neat and healthy-looking belly button."

this article :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...kids-free-range-couple-eccentric-harmful.html

is an interview where you can see more about their daily life and total lack of care. Here is what you can see among other things :

" (speaking of Adele) And there can’t be many mums who’d use breast milk to cure their child’s eye infection or let the dog lick clean a grazed knee.
The medical profession might have something to say about that, not that Adele would listen."

"
The couple have chosen ‘unschooling’ for Ulysses, where he dictates what he wants to learn about. They visit free museums, forage for wild food and encourage ‘unstructured learning’. ‘If Ulysses says one day he wants to go to school, then he can,’ says Adele." (the ironic point is, even if he can, he will be too retarded at this point to even bother)

i don't know who said previously in the thread that their place must smell very bad, it's half-confirmed :
" The furniture’s largely ‘freecycled’ and there’s a strong smell of dog about the place."