6-22-14 ebay Violin re-listing

[littlebiscuits]

NOT fake. This a the True and Honest violin!

Spoiler: Listing pics

Note that the pictures of the violin contain more legos and random hoard crap than the actual violin.

 

[Seahorses]

NOT fake. This a the True and Honest violin!

But what does it smell like?

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

For five bucks, that would be a great deal!

For Five Hundred, it would be a horrible deal!

 

[BT 075]

Fatty's gotta fund his artistic Lego career somehow.

 

[Strelok]

“This is a Real Violin; it is NOT Counterfeit, or Fake. The Bow has been restrung at my own expense.”

Well, he apparently didn't understand what people were complaining about when calling it a knock off. Somehow the idea wormed it's way into his head that people were reporting to ebay that it wasn't actually a violin? Am... am I interpreting that correctly?

 

[Xarpho]

Surprised he isn't banned yet, but not surprised that he's charging $500 for it.

 

[Seahorses]

Surprised he isn't banned yet, but not surprised that he's charging $500 for it.

Because that's half for his mother, half for him, half for Megan, and half for the Playstation Network.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Because that's half for his mother, half for him, half for Megan, and half for the Playstation Network.

Megan? What does she have to do with this? I thought Chris was convinced she'd been (and still is) one of his worst troll enemies these days.

 

[Strelok]

Surprised he isn't banned yet, but not surprised that he's charging $500 for it.

Actually he's only charging $200 for it. And I feel terrible for the poor word "only" that I just had to butcher to make that sentence.

 

[The Knife]

Did it get taken down again? I'm not seeing the new listing.

 

[Strelok]

Did it get taken down again? I'm not seeing the new listing.

Yep, down already.

 

[Angelica Rosechu]

Now we'll never be able to play Christian and the Hedgehog Boys covers on a TRUE and HONEST CWC violin

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Any bets on how much longer it will be until eBay brings the mighty bannhammer down on him?

 

[asperhes]

Well, he apparently didn't understand what people were complaining about when calling it a knock off. Somehow the idea wormed it's way into his head that people were reporting to ebay that it wasn't actually a violin? Am... am I interpreting that correctly?

The real violin is made out of Crayola Fucking Model Magic. If he had wanted to sell a fake violin, he would have made it out of paper, and gone to Walmart to spend five dollars for five hundred sheets.

 

[theobservdr]

The real violin is made out of Crayola Fucking Model Magic. If he had wanted to sell a fake violin, he would have made it out of paper, and gone to Walmart to spend five dollars for five hundred sheets.

AND ACRYLIC PAINT!

Anyways he keeps on messing up his ebay listings, I am unsure if he is underselling the violin or not.

 

[OBAMATRON]

AND ACRYLIC PAINT!

Anyways he keeps on messing up his ebay listings, I am unsure if he is underselling the violin or not.

I think he's being abused by weens and ebay's automated reporting system more than anything.

 

[fuzzypickles]

Given all the problems he's been having selling his drawing and his father's violin online, why does he not think to have a yard sale or something like that?

 

[Kosher Dill]

why does he not think to have a yard sale or something like that?

The stuff out front in the yard is NOT FOR SALE. Stop pokin' around my fridges!

 

[theobservdr]

Given all the problems he's been having selling his drawing and his father's violin online, why does he not think to have a yard sale or something like that?

NO HAGGLE

 

[_blank_]

Given all the problems he's been having selling his drawing and his father's violin online, why does he not think to have a yard sale or something like that?

Well, would you actually think of walking on a lawn/ entering into a garage where a smelly tranny was ruling court over a bunch of shit that smelled like smoke and sadness?