Dylan Walsh / OldMateOrpu / 20 Year Plan / Sayuce / Botanon - Self proclaimed saviour and antifurry

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Sleep said:
Everyone take cover! He's CAPSLOCKING!!!
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand XXXTENTACTION. His lyrics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of philosophy or music theory, most of the music will go over a typical listeners head. XXXTENTACTION nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his persona and rap style- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Naruto magna, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realize that theyre not just edgy- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike XXXTENTACTION truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in XXX's extesential catchphrase "I CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS" which itsself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those applepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as XXXTENTACTION genius unfolds itself through their headphones. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a XXXTENTACTION tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only-And even they have to demonstrate that they're withn 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
 
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Furry Avenger 007 said:
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand XXXTENTACTION. His lyrics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of philosophy or music theory, most of the music will go over a typical listeners head. XXXTENTACTION nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his persona and rap style- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Naruto magna, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realize that theyre not just edgy- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike XXXTENTACTION truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in XXX's extesential catchphrase "I CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS" which itsself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those applepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as XXXTENTACTION genius unfolds itself through their headphones. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a XXXTENTACTION tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only-And even they have to demonstrate that they're withn 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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post-ironic :autism: is still :autism:
 
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Dynastia said:
That's all furries. Why CLB in particular? Was she your internet girlfriend and it didn't work out?
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Because we're more interested in you than the guy you're documenting .
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Well in that case, I better give you an entry point to doxxing me. My online name is ~clb.
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One thing lead into another, it's basically random. A bunch of neurons fired in my head and I undertook that routine of action. No, there is no secret conspiracy or some shit, it's just lulz.

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Dynastia said:
That's all furries. Why CLB in particular? Was she your internet girlfriend and it didn't work out?
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I don't hate clb any more than most furfags, really. I could've impersonated any other furry but clb was the first one that popped to mind.
 
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Furry Avenger 007 said:
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand XXXTENTACTION. His lyrics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of philosophy or music theory, most of the music will go over a typical listeners head. XXXTENTACTION nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his persona and rap style- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Naruto magna, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realize that theyre not just edgy- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike XXXTENTACTION truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in XXX's extesential catchphrase "I CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS" which itsself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those applepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as XXXTENTACTION genius unfolds itself through their headphones. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a XXXTENTACTION tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only-And even they have to demonstrate that they're withn 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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That's cute.
 
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Furry Avenger 007 said:
I'd have to go grab it from Discord. And knowing this try-hard edge community, you'd likely weaponize it against me some way or another.
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So you hate her, you have her nudes, but you don't want to post them here to humiliate her?

Sounds like the story is more complicated than you're letting on. Sounds like somebody had an internet girlfriend and it didn't work out.
 
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