Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Alec Benson Leary]

Every day I struggle to find time to read the new pages of this thread that got posted overnight, I'm losing count of the new posters whose name or pic is mocking Russ, and there's an entire platoon's worth of insiders giving us the straight dope based on their personal experience with him. Is Russell Greer the biggest lolcow since CWC himself?

 

[Red Velvet]

Every day I struggle to find time to read the new pages of this thread that got posted overnight, I'm losing count of the new posters whose name or pic is mocking Russ, and there's an entire platoon's worth of insiders giving us the straight dope based on their personal experience with him. Is Russell Greer the biggest lolcow since CWC himself?

Shaner is still my personal fav. Those threads had me legit laughing my head off. Russell doesn't make me laugh, he makes me despair for a society forced to tolerate obnoxious individuals who deliberately annoy everyone they come in contact with.

The Shaner threads were joy. Russell's is face palms.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

It, along with "mocha man", are Russ' euphemisms for nigger.

Russ is an interesting case of virulent racism. He's brimming with hatred but he's also raised in a passive aggressive pseudo-polite culture so he uses words like "FRICK" instead of fuck and calls black people saggy panted thugs instead of niggers.

It's odd that Russ is racist. Being racist implies you are genetically superior. Yet in virtually any society where notions of genetic superiority may have traction, people with genetic mutations leading that leave them drooling and knock kneed would be among the first to be culled from the gene pool. Russ is objectively a stain on the human genome.

Really ironic for a guy who is such a biological mishap that his birth mother Spartan birthed him (ie left him behind) to feel superior to others on any basis of genes or any other biological trait.

Thankfully the women of planet earth will never let Russ cum in them and his shitty genes will not be passed down to another misfortunate troglodyte.

The loveshies and incels and other guys who can't get a girl because of their awful attitudes always, always blame Tyrone. There's something about that kind of racism that fits hand in hand with never believing yourself you be at fault for your own situation. You can set your watch to it.

 

[nephthys]

It, along with "mocha man", are Russ' euphemisms for nigger.

Russ is an interesting case of virulent racism. He's brimming with hatred but he's also raised in a passive aggressive pseudo-polite culture so he uses words like "FRICK" instead of fuck and calls black people saggy panted thugs instead of niggers.

It's odd that Russ is racist. Being racist implies you are genetically superior. Yet in virtually any society where notions of genetic superiority may have traction, people with genetic mutations leading that leave them drooling and knock kneed would be among the first to be culled from the gene pool. Russ is objectively a stain on the human genome.

Really ironic for a guy who is such a biological mishap that his birth mother Spartan birthed him (ie left him behind) to feel superior to others on any basis of genes or any other biological trait.

Thankfully the women of planet earth will never let Russ cum in them and his shitty genes will not be passed down to another misfortunate troglodyte.

I quite like it when he says f**ck. Like is he saying fuuck or is it foock? I'm going to need an explanation here, Russ. You are a grown ass man. If you want to say fuck then say it, don't dance (or rather limp) around it.

You forget Russ considers himself a solid 9 (Hell, that may be him being modest), so of course he's genetically superior. All these women dating these thugs are just too stupid to realize that. He sort of goes back and forth between saying he's a 9 and that his face is fugly, and thus why he'll never get a woman.

I'm half surprised there hasn't been some mentally retarded girl going after him, thinking he's the only kind of guy she could get. The only girl who has been sort of interested in Russ was that chubby chick, and I'm inclined to think she didn't really like him, but just felt bad for him.

If Russ ever wants to touch a woman he doesn't have to pay for, he's either going to have to lower his standards (by about 9), or shape up his personality into something better than a horny m-ridden badger. Which we all know neither will happen...

 

[Russtard]

People reposting your posts is not slander but yes

I really love how in Russell's exceptional mind, the solution to people "slandering him" (discussing the thing he says verbatim) is to hire a PR person to spin a new narrative instead of, you know, turning off the computer for a bit.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

You forget Russ considers himself a solid 9 (Hell, that may be him being modest), so of course he's genetically superior. All these women dating these thugs are just too stupid to realize that. He sort of goes back and forth between saying he's a 9 and that his face is fugly, and thus why he'll never get a woman.

Why shouldn't women want to date Elliot Russ? He's descended from nobility. Those saggy-pants thugs are descended from slaves.

 

[Fag Smut]

I believe Russ is actually Jewish. Not raised Jewish (obviously) but his birth family I think is Jewish. It probably adds some color as to why Russ hates liberals so much. His mother and sister who spurned him are liberal leaning Jewish women from Blue Utopia California.

 

[An Ghost]

Russ is an interesting case of virulent racism. He's brimming with hatred but he's also raised in a passive aggressive pseudo-polite culture so he uses words like "FRICK" instead of fuck and calls black people saggy panted thugs instead of niggers.

side effect of being raised in the politest, nicest, whitest city in America. I would wager that a Russ owned brothel would have a 'darkies need not apply' sign out front.

Every day I struggle to find time to read the new pages of this thread that got posted overnight, I'm losing count of the new posters whose name or pic is mocking Russ, and there's an entire platoon's worth of insiders giving us the straight dope based on their personal experience with him. Is Russell Greer the biggest lolcow since CWC himself?

a good cow always gives you something new to laugh at. CWC can go from posting his own sex tape to talking to himself on twitter. Russ can without skipping a beat go from failing horribly at his trial to trying to release a book in a month. hes a gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Rusty is in a league all his own. He's equal parts Chris, equal parts Elliot Rodger, and with a sprinkle of Shaner. He's practically a cow on steroids who produces an endless supply of content for us to laugh at.

 

[NG 070]

Every day I struggle to find time to read the new pages of this thread that got posted overnight, I'm losing count of the new posters whose name or pic is mocking Russ, and there's an entire platoon's worth of insiders giving us the straight dope based on their personal experience with him. Is Russell Greer the biggest lolcow since CWC himself?

At this point, I'd reckon that Russ's thread should be given the Cultcow prefix.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Every day I struggle to find time to read the new pages of this thread that got posted overnight, I'm losing count of the new posters whose name or pic is mocking Russ, and there's an entire platoon's worth of insiders giving us the straight dope based on their personal experience with him. Is Russell Greer the biggest lolcow since CWC himself?

And I'm really hoping his "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" book is a lolcow magnum opus like "Sonichu" was!

 

[AllSticky]

The only girl who has been sort of interested in Russ was that chubby chick, and I'm inclined to think she didn't really like him, but just felt bad for him.

There have been mentions of this story but I don't recall seeing the details. Could someone elaborate?

 

[Goofy Logic]

Russ is an interesting case of virulent racism. He's brimming with hatred but he's also raised in a passive aggressive pseudo-polite culture so he uses words like "FRICK" instead of fuck and calls black people saggy panted thugs instead of niggers.

It's odd that Russ is racist. Being racist implies you are genetically superior. Yet in virtually any society where notions of genetic superiority may have traction, people with genetic mutations leading that leave them drooling and knock kneed would be among the first to be culled from the gene pool. Russ is objectively a stain on the human genome.

Cripples (aka people permanently on crutches or wheelchairs) tend to have a strong dislike of "normal" people and can be quite hostile at times. It stems from a self-loathing that they cannot have the same functionality as everyone else.

Russell has self-loathing in spades. It ties into his narcissism where he has to prop himself up to the point of habitually lying to himself, but anything damaging those lies brings him down hard. His coping mechanism is to bring out the disability card and threaten the offender's livelihood with it.

 

[oasys]

You guys wanna bet which fiverr girl is Russ hiring/harrasing? my money is on this one:
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I was thinking this one, since she has only one customer in her queue and fuck if that picture isn't right up Russ's alley.

Either way this voiceover thing is going to cost him several hundred if not over a thousand dollars through Fiver. What a moron.

 

[DuckSucker]

It's odd that Russ is racist. Being racist implies you are genetically superior.

People like Russ are racist entirely out of fear of big black cock taking all the white women. I mean he knows nobody wants his little 5 inch cock so even if he did catch a miracle and get a girl to like him he's worried she's a stretched out slut who will be turned off by his "totally average" cock. Standard loveshy psychology.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

He's adding layers of blame for the inevitable crash and burn of his magnum opus. "'Art delays", "She didn't use the right voice inflection", "PR/Agent failure to create buzz", ad nauseum. Pathetic little fuck.

 

[DarkAlien]

I can't wait for Russ to claim poverty about not paying his court fines with all these posts about paying people for this "book".

THIS ^ If he doesnt pay for it but there's evidence of him dicking around paying cartoonists, voice overs and trucker stop hookers; he's gonna be in big trouble.

side effect of being raised in the politest, nicest, whitest city in America. I would wager that a Russ owned brothel would have a 'darkies need not apply' sign out front.

a good cow always gives you something new to laugh at. CWC can go from posting his own sex tape to talking to himself on twitter. Russ can without skipping a beat go from failing horribly at his trial to trying to release a book in a month. hes a gift that keeps on giving.

He'll have an image like this

 

[Fag Smut]

Russ will never release the book. The book is just a carrot on a stick. Once he releases the book and it inevitably fails and/or completely backfires on Russ like every previous hare brained scheme he's hatched, he'll have nothing left. The book is his last play. Once he plays that card, there's going to be nothing else for him to Gree about except making racist comments on Fox News Facebook articles.

He's going to have to start the lolsuit cycle all over again and find a new target.

This is exactly what happened with the Swift federal lawsuit he promised and postponed over and over in hopes everyone would just forget.

If Russ has nothing to Gree out about on Facebook, he's going to crash head first into reality -- that he's a lonely pathetic re-tard who has destroyed his own life and who really lacks any remotely meaningful reason to get out of bed in the morning.

Russ is desperately kicking the can down the road. He's terrified of confronting reality. The imaginings of this book are really just the coping mechanism of a hopelessly pathetic moron trying to convince himself that a victory is on the horizon.

Of course we all know that isn't true. Russ will never get what he's been longing for. He'll always be an ugly misshapen fool who was discarded by his mother and he will never land this elusive "9 or 10" nor get his "big break" in the entertainment biz to get back at his mother and make her regret her choice to abandon him.

Ironically, Russ' frantic mission to do something *anything* to make his mom regret that she gave him up has only fortified that she made the right decision and spared herself and her family the horror of having to have this slack jawed troglodyte in their lives.

I assume Russ' mom thanks her lucky stars she gave him up.

 

[DarkAlien]

He's gonna drag this out until November (TS Album release date) then he's gonna crap out by looking for another target. I thought it would be Katy Perry in November but he said the meet in greet wasn't good enough for the price. AKA I can't give her a creepy scrapbook, flowers and graze her tits with a side hug.

Edit: He deleted his post bitching about the Katy Perry concert tickets giving him only group access. He had made it sound like it wasn't worth it and he wasn't going to buy it, but then again back in May he made it sound like he had bought it. Who knows with him....Wonder if he's still banking on her being his ticket to fame.

 

[Tennis Monkey]

Russ is an interesting case of virulent racism. He's brimming with hatred but he's also raised in a passive aggressive pseudo-polite culture so he uses words like "FRICK" instead of fuck and calls black people saggy panted thugs instead of niggers.

It's been said before in the thread, but it bears repeating: Russ is Evil Napoleon Dynamite.

It's odd that Russ is racist.

Not really - he's an arsehole on most other subjects, why not go for the full set? I agree, it's totally inconsistent with being disabled, but then only intelligent people notice stuff like "being totally inconsistent."