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I mean he keeps going on about his Pro-fighting game experience, even though it's been ten years since he's bothered to go to an offline tourney. The guy could just film himself taking a a walk to EVO or a local and get instant buzz.

Kind of curious how this journey is going to end, still. Either it will be something so mundane that everyone overlooked, or he really will suffer a stroke or the likes on stream. Or one of his whales might actually leave.
 
Phil "bored quit" dishonored 2. Thatanonymouse refunded Papa Phil $30 for the game. Phil went to playing Destiny 2 after whining ans yawning for 10 minutes and angering everyone in the stream chat.
Dishonored 2? he already finished the game. I think you mean Death of the outsider. Also, not a surprise, he was doing horribly in that playthrough.

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I mean he keeps going on about his Pro-fighting game experience, even though it's been ten years since he's bothered to go to an offline tourney. The guy could just film himself taking a a walk to EVO or a local and get instant buzz.

Kind of curious how this journey is going to end, still. Either it will be something so mundane that everyone overlooked, or he really will suffer a stroke or the likes on stream. Or one of his whales might actually leave.
His last tourneys were during March 2011, Final Round 14 and Winter Brawl 5, 6 years ago.
 
He just claimed he was one of the best players in the world at the original marvel vs capcom.
Then backs it up by saying he got 5th place at some tournament.

Also got mad at people suggesting YouTube videos:
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Yes, apparently this YouTube superstar doesn't watch YouTube.

  • Spyro apparently won the Patreon's choice shit. Says that Mario Sunshine "technically did win the poll" but comes up with the same tired excuses about YouTube revenue bla bla bla
  • Says he'll play Sunshine in January
  • Past few days he's had issues with his computer screen and has changed it to his tv screen. Super exciting.
  • "if you're doing video editing and stuff, it's really good to have two monitors"
  • Says his monitors are "tournament level monitors" that he bought back in 2009
  • The power is turning on/off a bunch
  • "Shit this is not good"
  • "I'm incredibly strapped right now financially"
  • "The little bit of money I did amass myself, I bought a PS4 controller from Amazon because my old one was worn out"
  • "I could just use one monitor, but that's gonna be tought"
  • Whining about only having to use one monitor in case he uses his PC
  • THE TRUE STORY about when he first moved in to the house:
    • It was empty
    • He would have to go to furniture stores to buy furniture
    • The first thing he did was buy a shitty tv and stand
    • He put it in his bedroom and used his PS2 as a DVD player
    • Then once the rest of his shit came, he stopped using it
    • 10/10 excitement, so glad we got to hear THE TRUE STORY
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    • (this story has taken like 20 minutes to get across)
    • Phil right now:
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  • He's saying he could order a new monitor for $200 of Amazon but feels he should be spending his money on more important shit like bills because he doesn't wanna acrue any more debt.
  • Says the next thing he is considering buying is a set of headphones to replace his broken ones (he claimed on a previous stream that he bought 3 sets of dumbass gamer headphones at the same time, and surprise surprise they're all shit)
  • Patreon shit:
    • "there's 12 days left in September"
    • "we're way behind!"
    • "we're several hundred dollars behind!"
    • "if you want to see me dress up!"
    • "if you want to see fun stuff!"
    • "it's a double good thing, but we have to hit the funding goal, but I have to stick to my guns here!"
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  • Mentions that its the last half day or so to use #charity on your cheers
  • "If you are going to either cheer, sub or tip me"
    • "please tip me"
    • Doesn't seem to think people supporting his patreon relates to this at all.
  • He didn't overdraw his bank account
  • If he can get to October, says he will be good most likely "for the rest of the year"
  • Quickly backtracked on that, and said he'll still need support in November.
  • Answered some tip about deep throating (?) and said "for the record, I don't get deepthroated."
  • He doesn't use conditioner in his hair. Says some shit about growing out his hair aftger he was laid off back in 2010.
  • Says he knows that Dishonoured is a shit game and is boring to watch, but people watching can talk in chat with him (despite the fact he never reads chat, and when he does gets mad at people for asking questions)
    • He's ok with it because he wants to make his content more interactive
  • Reacted to people commenting about his tissues on his computer screen and how he has two different kinds of porn on each monitor. Claims that "people are so immature!". "obviously I'm joking!!!". Phil's level of sarcasm is so bad, he actually has to state when he is joking and when he isn't.
  • "Let's end this, I'm going to go blow my nose and then play the game. Enough of talking about this disgusting stuff"
Jesus, even AnonyMouse is starting to sass him.
 
He got a 300 bit cheer that asked him the happiest moment of his life.
He then said he didn't have one and said he doesn't like to think about things in detail like that.

This is the same man that spent 20 fucking minutes explaining how a computer screen broke and he swapped it out.

This is a good example of Phil's bitterness. He's not happy, he tries to act like he is, and that he's carefree, but he's bitter as fuck.

EDIT:
He just got a $5 tip asking what his favorite walkthrough was. He couldn't give a solid answer and said he's played so many games.

A guy who plays games for a living can't even name 2 or 3 video games that he really enjoyed.

I wouldn't be surprised if he can't even name 2 or 3 video games that came out a few months ago. His autopiloting is stronger than ever. He's just coasting from emergency to emergency.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if he can't even name 2 or 3 video games that came out a few months ago. His autopiloting is stronger than ever. He's just coasting from emergency to emergency.
Speaking of which it has been pretty quiet in the world of Dsp. Sure the Mario Sunshine stuff happened but this is the second Patron's choice he complained about this year. With how uneventful things have been and Phil planning to take off the first week of October when is the "huge" business ending emergency and what will it be?
 
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I'd just count the twitch bits as patreon money and do a Halloween stream that way tbh, since he can't swallow his pride and just lower the actual patreon goal.
That said a part of me really hopes he doesn't reach the Halloween goal and is to stubborn and angry to count the bits as patreon goal money, harming himself even more by not going the Halloween event.
 
I'd just count the twitch bits as patreon money and do a Halloween stream that way tbh, since he can't swallow his pride and just lower the actual patreon goal.
That said a part of me really hopes he doesn't reach the Halloween goal and is to stubborn and angry to count the bits as patreon goal money, harming himself even more by not going the Halloween event.
With how frantically he's been asking people to "tip me if you can" he should be throwing a goal bar up in OBS, updating it daily to reflect Patreon increases, and tying it into tips. Otherwise he's literally punishing the people giving him money his preferred way.

Who am I kidding. You're supposed to make magic money appear and give him twice as much or you're a detractor.
 
With how frantically he's been asking people to "tip me if you can" he should be throwing a goal bar up in OBS, updating it daily to reflect Patreon increases, and tying it into tips. Otherwise he's literally punishing the people giving him money his preferred way.

Who am I kidding. You're supposed to make magic money appear and give him twice as much or you're a detractor.

Of course, don't you know you need to donate at least half what BSV donates to not be considered a filthy detractor!
 
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He got a 300 bit cheer that asked him the happiest moment of his life.
He then said he didn't have one and said he doesn't like to think about things in detail like that.

This is the same man that spent 20 fucking minutes explaining how a computer screen broke and he swapped it out.

This is a good example of Phil's bitterness. He's not happy, he tries to act like he is, and that he's carefree, but he's bitter as fuck.

EDIT:
He just got a $5 tip asking what his favorite walkthrough was. He couldn't give a solid answer and said he's played so many games.

A guy who plays games for a living can't even name 2 or 3 video games that he really enjoyed.
Signs of depression.
 
Speaking of which it has been pretty quiet in the world of Dsp. Sure the Mario Sunshine stuff happened but this is the second Patron's choice he complained about this year. With how uneventful things have been and Phil planning to take off the first week of October when is the "huge" business ending emergency and what will it be?

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