Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[MirnaMinkoff]

Axl has lost a lot of weight though. He's still kind of heavy. But a lot of guys his age are fatter. At least he is trying to get into shape. He had a fit over his fat pics turning into a meme. He wanted them off the internet. Nothing says how old you're getting like demanding something be taken off that god damn internet.

Here's a pic from a May show in Australia:

He's looking thinner than he was last year. But that surgery really ruined his face. It looks like a plastic mask. It's disturbing.

Yeah, he's in better shape now and would look way better if he hadn't gotten all that stupid plastic surgery. No sane person expects men/women to have the same body type at 50 that they did at 25. I just like making fun of fat Axel because he was such a huge baby about those photos and jokes. Dude has been so easy to troll his entire life. The "Fat Axel" meme and the plastic surgery just showed he was incredibly vain as well.

It's a shame. He used to be pretty.

Yeah, it's weird, young Axel is about the only ginger man I can think of that was actually quite attractive. It's a pretty rare thing for a red head guy. But obviously youth was on his side in a big way, but it's hard to tell how he would have aged naturally but it certainly would have been better than the freaky brown lift/ cheek implants he fucked up his face with.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Axl has lost a lot of weight though. He's still kind of heavy. But a lot of guys his age are fatter. At least he is trying to get into shape. He had a fit over his fat pics turning into a meme. He wanted them off the internet. Nothing says how old you're getting like demanding something be taken off that god damn internet.

Here's a pic from a May show in Australia:

He's looking thinner than he was last year. But that surgery really ruined his face. It looks like a plastic mask. It's disturbing.

Did he go to Carrottop's guy for the surgery? He seems to have the same post plastic surgery rape face.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

No sane person expects men/women to have the same body type at 50 that they did at 25.

Unless you are Elizabeth Hurley...

 

[Rotogravure]

Yeah, it's weird, young Axel is about the only ginger man I can think of that was actually quite attractive. It's a pretty rare thing for a red head guy.

Agree about Axl. I was going to counter with 80s Dave Mustaine (wow, he aged) but I think I was just in love with his hair. So, I'm just going to leave Kristopher Hivju (Tormund from Game of Thrones) here instead.

Also, Elizabeth Hurley has clearly got some witchcraft going on.

 

[Fareal]

Young Axl was insanely beautiful.

(I hear we can be thirsty about gingers here, is this true?)

 

[Fareal]

People who should have left their perfectly nice faces the hell alone:

Tara Reid
Katie Price
Mickey Rourke
Nick Nolte
Nicole Kidman (special mention not because she turned out hideous but because NONE OF HER FACE MOVES WTF HAVE YOU SEEN HER TRY TO ACT WITH ONE EXPRESSION?)
Alicia Douvall
Leslie Ash
Lindsay Lohan (although being a coke fiend hasn't helped)

 

[CatFace]

Why is it that the celebrities with the cutest noses always destroy them?

 

[Fareal]

Why is it that the celebrities with the cutest noses always destroy them?

Most people - including those presenting for surgery - have very little understanding of how difficult nose surgery is, in that literally a couple of millimetres one way or another will radically reshape a major feature of your face.

Amd even if your surgeon achieves the exact shavedown they are aiming for, your personal healing ability comes into play. A little more scar tissue internally than expected or hoped for amd whoops, its not the nose you paid for.

Revision surgery is a great way to make an unsatisfactory result even worse, too. There is very little to work with on the nose in terms of tissue and bone, and its not like you can cover it up if the end result is poor.

Tbh unless your nose is on the point of disfiguring, leaving it the hell alone is much the best course of action.

 

[Barbarella]

This guy. Known as the 'Real life Ken Doll' has had over 340 surgeries to completely modify his body. He looks completely plastic, and not very close to what he's aiming for. It's a shame too, considering he didn't look half bad before the obsession began.

He's kind of an interesting, if strange, dude. He wants implants in places they don't make implants for, like back muscles, etc. So he learned anatomy and now designs medical grade implants.

The doctors on botched had a dude whose chest was mauled and partly missing-they had nothing that would work on it, so they had Ken make an custom implant for their patient.

They went to his house with the patient to discuss it, and he seems to be very well off, answers the door in a bathrobe, designer sunglasses, with the pool full of handsome gays drinking champagne.

The docs wouldn't do a surgery on him but clearly admired his knowledge.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He's kind of an interesting, if strange, dude. He wants implants in places they don't make implants for, like back muscles, etc. So he learned anatomy and now designs medical grade implants.

The doctors on botched had a dude whose chest was mauled and partly missing-they had nothing that would work on it, so they had Ken make an custom implant for their patient.

They went to his house with the patient to discuss it, and he seems to be very well off, answers the door in a bathrobe, designer sunglasses, with the pool full of handsome gays drinking champagne.

The docs wouldn't do a surgery on him but clearly admired his knowledge.

I find that weirdly heartwarming after seeing all the other trainwrecks on this thread.

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

Axl Rose got that 'head spread' that happens to a lot of middle-aged Irish guys when they gain weight. It's tough to get rid of even if you get your body back into shape.

It's a amazing how crisp and even his hairline has stayed after all those years of wearing hats and bandanas...

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Pixee Fox.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISlHcyYZwx8

 

[There_is_no_Dana]

That is not attractive at all, she looks scary fragile and unstable.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Extremely random and not an example of bad surgery at all, but I thought this mid nose surgery picture very cool for anyone else who is interested.

Spoiler: face gore

 

[yummy hand sanitizer]

Pixee Fox.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISlHcyYZwx8

She looks like she'll snap in two if she tries to touch her toes.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Pixee Fox.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISlHcyYZwx8

Everything about her looks painful.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Pixee Fox.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISlHcyYZwx8

She's going to die in the next 5 years. And she talks like she's got a dick in her mouth.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Oh god, she's horrifying in her underwear

Spoiler: Dat ribcage

 

[Dysnomia]

Oh god, she's horrifying in her underwear

Spoiler: Dat ribcage

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Those ribs look like a liability. If she got into an accident she'd be in a world of pain. I bet that it hurts but she doesn't admit it. When she gets into her golden years she is going to regret it. You really need to think about how certain extreme surgeries are going to impact you years from now. Look at Michael Jackson's nose.

She'll probably end up in a wheelchair with osteoarthritic ribs and implants that have to be removed.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

Oh god, she's horrifying in her underwear

Spoiler: Dat ribcage

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Wonder how she got that scar on her stomach..like how do they even make you look like that....lipo on top of removing parts of your intestines....and like....idk ruining a lower rib or two?