Burned Docs Best President Essay

[HealthyMcWrap]

What about Teddy Roosevelt? The Bull Moose party was his Sonichu.

I take that back. G.W. Bush is more like Chris as far as his art pursuits go.

 

[MysticMisty]

I'm surprised Bob didn't make Chris choose Ronald Reagan as his favorite president. Also, I'm not sure which is funnier, the fact that he could only fill out a few of those "getting acquainted" boxes (and all of them were the gal-pals), or those minimal effort "warm fuzzies" responses.

 

[The Dude]

I think we all know the real reason Chris admires President Kennedy: The dude got china!

I thought it was Nixon who got China.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm surprised Bob didn't make Chris choose Ronald Reagan as his favorite president. Also, I'm not sure which is funnier, the fact that he could only fill out a few of those "getting acquainted" boxes (and all of them were the gal-pals), or those minimal effort "warm fuzzies" responses.

I'm just glad someone acknowledged his nice watch.

 

[Super Collie]

It looks like Chris originally made a 32/50 on that president assignment but earned 10 points for "typing" it. So really, extra credit aside, that was a paper worthy of a 64%, or a D+.

HONNER ROWL MY BUTT CHEEX hurf durf durffffff

 

[AnimuGinger]

I thought it was Nixon who got China.

They both got China. Kennedy just got Marilyn's.

 

[garbageraider]

The Warm Fuzzies looks like three different people, with one of them writing multiple things. Like they were trying to flesh out poor Chrisums warm fuzzies. Maybe the special Ed class was a small one.

"Warm Fuzzies" was in his English binder.

 

[Dee]

"Warm Fuzzies" was in his English binder.

Is this a boring binder, just like one of those plain ones? Or does it have any jazz on it?

 

[Randall Fragg]

I'm just glad someone acknowledged his nice watch.

I think it's hilarious that someone complemented him on his clothes. Knowing the technicolor tents he was fond of, I'm guessing that the person who wrote that was either the blind kid or lying through their teeth.

 

[Silver]

Oh, I remember we did some of those getting acquainted things even in high school. Warm Fuzzies, though, not so much. Sounds like why Chris thought "Fuzzy-wuzzies" was an adult term, though: it was used in high school!

Also the JFK paper. Part of me really, really wants to read that to my grandfather (who loved JFK) but without context it wouldn't make any sense. I'll read it to my dad (he's a real 60's buff) and see what he says

 

[The Dude]

Is this a boring binder, just like one of those plain ones? Or does it have any jazz on it?

Well he was a child of the 80's and 90's, but his parents were cheap, so it was probably a Trapper Keeper knock-off.

 

[Gothicserpent]

I'm shocked at how the teachers let him hand something this short in.

 

[Hyperion]

I thought it was Nixon who got China.

lol Nixon got played by Zhou en-Lai

 

[guau]

I'm shocked at how the teachers let him hand something this short in.

I remember a boy in my history class submit something that short in once, he didn't get a grade.

"Warm Fuzzies" sounds like something I had to do in one of my counseling sessions when I was a kid, they were dumb to a bored 10 year old and they are dumb when high school kids did it.

 

[BT 075]

lol Nixon got played by Zhou en-Lai

Bet Kennedy didn't have to give Marilyn Monroe a gift basket for his Chinese conquests though.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Oh, I remember we did some of those getting acquainted things even in high school. Warm Fuzzies, though, not so much. Sounds like why Chris thought "Fuzzy-wuzzies" was an adult term, though: it was used in high school!

Also the JFK paper. Part of me really, really wants to read that to my grandfather (who loved JFK) but without context it wouldn't make any sense. I'll read it to my dad (he's a real 60's buff) and see what he says

I remember those getting acquainted things! Leave it to Chris to keep something that everyone else throws out after the period ends...
He probably kept it because those fake complements bolstered his massive ego and he saw it as proof that high school was totally rad. Or because he's lazy an autistic and his mother's a horder.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Is this a boring binder, just like one of those plain ones? Or does it have any jazz on it?

I think we can safely conclude it wasn't a binder full of women.

 

[The Dude]

same with the hooker

Zing!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Well at least he didn't insert any random Spanish in this thing. Still surprised he passed with something that stupid though.

 

[pickleniggo]

I'm surprised Bob didn't make Chris choose Ronald Reagan as his favorite president.

I was going to write this, no joke!

It's unsurprising Chris praised Kennedy for pursuing the US's venturing to the moon - where the fuck else would he have put Yawning Squirtle and the Moon Pals?