DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Bilderberg Team Builder]

http://archive.is/pKvFG

 

[Pointandlaugh]

Pity party of the month due to low support. What's next? Family issues? I ain't getting my hopes up this time round unless I see the effects. Everything ends with him getting more support than needed.

 

[OneDaySon]

This is very much a boy who cried wolf kind of deal where, I dunno if any of you older people remember but in prestreams during 2014 and 2015 he'd always piss and moan about how little money he has and how much he's in "financial crisis" and it all turned out to be that OH this week he can't afford his expensive restaurant dinner or whatever and then the begging vlogs came in 2016 and again any money he got for that he used on vacations and restaurants.
And NOW he's in actual financial crisis. Before it was more he couldn't live the same lifestyle he did in 2012 and was constantly trying to live that 2012 lifestyle (He still is, thats why he's dripping funds) and so it was more "Oh shit I'm getting LESS money lets try and get more money so I can spend it on nice shit again" but now here comes the actual financial issues and now the begging vlogs don't seem important. The views for them have tanked too, nobody believes them because he's done so many when the first like 6 or 7 was him over reacting to shit about how he can't eat at fancy restaurants anymore.

You know what money would have helped? Those massive, big bucks he made on Homefront: The Revolution that he spent ENTIRELY on a staycation where he sat in the hotel playing Pokemon Go all day.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

I think you guys might be right with the IRS thing but I also think it could be related to the Equifax Data Breach. They leaked the personal data of 143 million Americans. (names, birth dates, addresses, social security numbers, as well as some driver's license numbers and credit card numbers)
That means there's around a 50% chance his data is out there. He had a few quotes in the video that made me lean more towards this theory.

"got some news that's devastating IF something happens"

"It's not 100% guaranteed yet, I don't know what's going to happen. there's potential for things to go horribly wrong"

"especially with what people have done with my personal information in the past I don't feel like I should be sharing any more than just this initial letting you know something is wrong"

"it's a situation where I've done everything right, I have not done a damned thing wrong whatsoever yet it looks like I may end up in a ton of financial trouble"

So if he's nervous about identity theft I'm not surprised how worried he looked in that video but he could just be acting for all we know.

Interesting theory. It'd be a nice change of pace for Phil to use a current event to fuel his begging instead of just trying to bullshit it away on his own.

Right now I'm leaning towards "Phil is just being vague because he's too lazy or doesn't have enough evidence to come up with a real emergency this month". Phil's a pretty basic liar. He'll use every little bit of evidence he can to back up his bullshit claims. It's the same reason why he chimps out when a video game legitimately bugs out on him. It's a "See? This is really happening so that means I'm NEVER making this up!" kind of response.

 

[bird]

100% out of his control and something he DIDNT DO WRONG guys but something that will lead to him having to sell his house guys! totally makes sense d00d

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

http://archive.is/pKvFG

"Rumors about a shell company" lol that theory originated right here. I wonder which fanboy fed it back to him.

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

I think people are taking the "I don't own a business anymore" and "I guess it's a self-employment" legacy stuff too literally.

Maybe, but you don't find it odd how he made it a point to say that? What was the point of even saying it?

 

[CausticMinory]

I also don't believe the whole "I did nothing wrong, it was out of my control" angle from him. Those phrases have lost their meaning when said by Phil.

 

[Detractress]

I'll admit fully to poorly communicating my theory about the DSP Enterprises thing. My intent there wasnt to claim it was a shell company. It was quite the opposite, to prove that he did not have a registered business or LLC. Not to claim that the LLC ever belonged to Phil. That was my bad.

As to the IRS thing. If it was an audit, that's just him having to prove things. If he has an accountant like he claims, the accountant would have copies of his reciepts, and he'd keep copies as well, and everything would be fine. ANYONE who itemizes their deductions should be doing this anyway. No accountant wants their name attached as a tax preparer to a bad return. Now in favor of the audit theory, he's claiming it could make him lose his house. Which tells me either 1. He doesnt have an accountant like he claims. or 2. He knowingly is filing incorrect tax returns and somehow has convinced this accountant that everything is able to be written off. But he knows that he cant write off 2 mortgages as business expenses when they're not full business expenses and is expecting to owe far more than what he has, and this somehow puts the house at risk.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

100% out of his control and something he DIDNT DO WRONG guys but something that will lead to him having to sell his house guys! totally makes sense d00d

If that is true,then it would be the first time Phil life is fucked not because of him. I dont belive him for that reason.

In this video he said the following. 17:35 "I dont know what else to say or do,thats the truth of the matter,those false copyrigth strikes put me single handedly in the financial situation that im now because if they never happened I would be making enough money to meet my financial obligations"

So it is entierly posible that Phil fucked up somehow,but he belives that if those filthy detractors were not there he cloud the necesary money to cover his fuck up. Also I would like to add that a few pages back Phil is on video saying that his bussiness failing has nothing to do with detractors,it has do to with youtube changes,so he is lying again. (or maybe he belives his lies to feel like a victim,who knows).

 

[NotreallyPutin]

>Hi mom

>They call me big Phil

>No fatties

This is DSP's dating future. Just watch this. Some talented farmer needs to edit DSP in this or edit up some sort of "DSP dating 80's video".

 

[Dragoonism]

A little of topic!
Between may 18 2013 and december 31 2016 878 pages was created in this thread, since january 1 2017 712 pages have been made!
2017 have really been Phils year on Kiwifarms!

 

[OneDaySon]

I think its obvious after the SOK thing he's planning on blaming them for everything, they're his prime target now. I mean he can't blame them for future stuff but he can blame them to create a pity party about the situation he's in all he has he to say is like "Well they were behind the CAHPYRIGHT strikes who knows what else?"
The thing DSP never gets is that yeah, maybe detractors put him into this position but it was SO easy to get out of the trap and anything to do with Phil STILL being in the situation is on him. Yeah it may be detractors or Youtubes fault he's GETTING less money but HAVING less money is his fault entirely. It really isn't difficult to save up and judging by stuff EddyB posts he makes on average $3000 a month. At least $2000 on bad months and sometimes he gets lucky and gets up to $4000 a month. Thats enough for bills and to save up, but he doesn't save, he spends it on dumb shit like dollar store things and expensive restaurants or mobile games (He admitted on the supercard forums to having spent up to 3k before ragequitting).

Any time he got a fuck ton of money like when he got 2 grand donated to him in a night, or all the homefront money, he spends it all on staycations. Not vacations but staycations. The guy clearly can't budget or save up and has spending issues. He just instantly spends any money that comes in and that's his fault, not Youtube, not the detractors. They don't take money out of the bank, they may cause less to come in but they don't take it out.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Hm. So maybe it was the "Leanna is/was preggo" thing. Anyway, Phil doesn't disappoint in disappointing.

I guess, but I somehow doubt that.
He has specifically mentioned losing his house, so its most likely to be something to do with his debt situation.

The big secret is that when Leanna agreed to use her identity to get DSPGaming back onto Google Adsense, there were some contractual conditions attached to it. Foremost among which is that upon the birth of a child to Leanna, all revenues from Google ads would be held in trust for the child, administered by the child's parents until it turned 18.
BUT: nowhere in there did it say that Phil necessarily had to be the father. And now Leanna's fallen pregnant to another man, and in a few short months all of the 8-Year Legacy will be handed over to a stranger's child.
AND: Leanna has a previously undiagnosed health condition that makes an abortion lethally dangerous at this stage of pregnancy. So convincing her to abort will be... a true challenge. It's enough to make even the most hardened veteran gamer sweat!

 

[Molester Stallone]

I highly doubt Phil's current issues are with the IRS. He claimed that he checked his messages after his stream and got bad news. The IRS will almost always send a registered letter informing the recipient that there is a pending investigation into fraudulent activity/audit. I have a feeling it won't take long for some sleuths to dig up the truth. Phil isn't very good at hiding his mistakes. The guy couldn't even be bothered to check his webcam before fapping. Phil will always be his own biggest detractor.

 

[Near]

He lost yet another patron. Now if only there was a way to remind the remaining 178 people that their auto payment is still on

 

[BrunoMattei]

I'm not a banking expert, but how exactly Phil managed to take out a loan on a second property when he hadn't paid his first property off is a bit of a mystery.

A lot of real estate agents are so desperate that they will allow that to happen.

 

[Xenomorph]

First time I ever heard him say it wasn't a legal business

 

[Xerxes IX]

Maybe it's not the IRS but credit companies after him. Phil's credit seems to be notoriously shit especially with all the debt he talks about. I can buy him having bad credit because he never saves anything up and when he moved, instead of saving up for it and selling his condo, things that any sensible person would do, he does the move on credit because it was basically an impulse decision for him. He also couldn't buy the car using his credit.

He says he wasn't sued but with how he handles everything even a notice that he has to pay what he owes or he will be sued would probably cause him to think he's going under.

(getting into :autism: speculation territory but: does he think saying he doesn't own a business will somehow forgive him of his business loans?)

 

[JackEastriver]

I highly doubt Phil's current issues are with the IRS. He claimed that he checked his messages after his stream and got bad news. The IRS will almost always send a registered letter informing the recipient that there is a pending investigation into fraudulent activity/audit. I have a feeling it won't take long for some sleuths to dig up the truth. Phil isn't very good at hiding his mistakes. The guy couldn't even be bothered to check his webcam before fapping. Phil will always be his own biggest detractor.

He never specified whether he checked his phone or the mailbox, so it could've been a letter. He just said he got "a notice"