Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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Knees on backwards? Check. Lips overfilled and overdrawn? Check. Tess's "book tour" continues.


Now for her appearance on the Today show - how's she get up on that chair, you think? They had to have brought her a step stool and assisted her; it's clearly physically impossibly for Tess to have climbed that chair on her own, without tipping it over. What I wouldn't give for photos of this heffa being boosted onto that barstool.


Also: remember her "hourglass waist privilege"? Yeah, her gunt is officially wider than her tits, even *with* shapewear.


Lastly, who DOESN'T order a massive bowl of chocolate mousse (or whatever that is) at lunchtime? I have a stomachache just looking at it (she and a fellow fat are orgasming over the thought of their "little treat, tee hee!")

 

[Misto]

Damn. Her one redeeming thing, looks-wise, was that her face was still pretty. But now her face is getting fatter and she is starting to resemble a Slaton sister.

 

[DogDogDog]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...day-tells-FEMAIL-critics-won-t-slow-down.html

I still don't get why the daily fail calls self a "size 22" model when she is clearly well above.

 

[formerfatcow]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...day-tells-FEMAIL-critics-won-t-slow-down.html

I still don't get why the daily fail calls self a "size 22" model when she is clearly well above.

• Tess explained how her experiences with bullying and sexual assault, which she details in her newly published memoir, have bolstered her confidence

Does anyone else feel like this statement is just a little off? How does sexual assault help one's confidence?

 

[exhausted]

• Tess explained how her experiences with bullying and sexual assault, which she details in her newly published memoir, have bolstered her confidence

Does anyone else feel like this statement is just a little off? How does sexual assault help one's confidence?

She probably explains it as overcoming those things. Need to get those "such an inspiration" quotes.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

• Tess explained how her experiences with bullying and sexual assault, which she details in her newly published memoir, have bolstered her confidence

Does anyone else feel like this statement is just a little off? How does sexual assault help one's confidence?

No, they meant that she gained confidence through bullying and sexually assaulting someone.

It really does work.

 

[Antipathy]

• Tess explained how her experiences with bullying and sexual assault, which she details in her newly published memoir, have bolstered her confidence

Does anyone else feel like this statement is just a little off? How does sexual assault help one's confidence?

Who would sexually assault a cow of this size?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I actually can believe that she was bullied. Her attitude now could well be explained by that whole "who's bullying who now?" mentality.

As for sexual assault, it pains me to say it, but I now instinctively don't believe it when someone makes a claim like that. It's a terrible thing to say, because for such a long time people have been afraid or ashamed to talk about it, but now just about every attention seeker seems to have a sexual assault story or several.

 

[K-7]

Jesus christ, I knew about her and her shenanigans, but I never had the occassion to take a look at the sets she did. How can you live so peacefully when you know if your knees could suddenly talk, they'd beg you to blow them with a shotgun?
I'm sure one of these days we'll see her in a disability scooter, and if you dare refuse to make a photoset with her, you'll just be a fatphobic ableist bigot.

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

Who would sexually assault a cow of this size?

When girls are sexually assaulted at a young age, a lot of times they turn to food for comfort, and make themselves fat in order to appear less attractive to whoever sexually assaulted them. It's a way of protecting themselves, subconsciously.

 

[Clownfish]

Anyone who actually finds this "thing" attractive is probably a lolcow themselves.

 

[AlmightyHypnoToad]

So I see a lot of people talk about her knees, and health in general, so I'm gonna share based on my experience at my highest weight, which was still smaller than Tess is now. I don't consider any of this embarrassing or a powerlevel, because I got off my fat ass and did something, but I'm happy editing out the odd specifics about me if anyone feels it is indeed a powerlevel.

For reference: I maxed at a UK 26, the size Tess claims to be. I'm a little taller, but carried nowhere near that bulk on my arms and legs, it was mainly my stomach. My highest weight was around 300lbs.

The biggest pain for me was my ankles. I'd constantly have pain when walking, particularly since I didn't distribute my weight evenly. Long periods standing were far worse than walking, though. Standing still was also when the knee pain would start to kick in. I'd end up needing to stand on one foot every so often to bend each knee. Third source of pain was my lower back, it was strained by my belly in a similar way to how a pregnant woman's might be strained. The most awkward thing was that I'd get pins and needles in my thighs when using the toilet, this was the weight of my lower stomach resting on them (and it was glorious when I lost enough weight for this to stop, let me tell you)

A really uncomfortable health issue was non alcoholic fatty liver disease. I was in pain near constantly. I'd burp and taste bile. This is the thing that started my initial weight loss, because a big diet change was needed.

Regarding her face, weight in your face makes your lips look thinner. Mine look better since losing weight. Tess instead chose to have hers plumped, which has likely become redundant if she's overdrawing them as well. But hey, it's easier to inject stuff into her face than eat vegetables.

I can get down with healthy at any size, but she is clearly unhappy and unhealthy. Worse, she's promoting her awful lifestyle to others. It's easy to fall into "Screw you guys, accept me!" if you're unhappy, it's easy to make your pain someone else's fault. It's the biggest example of her laziness, and it makes me feel sick.

TL;DR, Tess is full of shit, most certainly will have health issues. If she's damaged her liver like I did mine, she'll probably end up jaundiced.

 

[multiverse]

I actually can believe that she was bullied. Her attitude now could well be explained by that whole "who's bullying who now?" mentality.

Nope! Her family down South was interviewed early on after her People cover, and they were totally puzzled when asked about this. In fact, One of her cousins, who also happens to have been her middle school teacher, said something of the opposite - she's always been "opinionated", which is about as polite as he can be and not say "yeah, that child was always a self centered prick". Ryann's attitude was the cause of her slight social isolation, not being bullied or being fat.


So save your pity; this heffa has always thought she was hot shit.

 

[thejackal]

Nope! Her family down South was interviewed early on after her People cover, and they were totally puzzled when asked about this. In fact, One of her cousins, who also happens to have been her middle school teacher, said something of the opposite - she's always been "opinionated", which is about as polite as he can be and not say "yeah, that child was always a self centered prick". Ryann's attitude was the cause of her slight social isolation, not being bullied or being fat.
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So save your pity; this heffa has always thought she was hot shit.

I love that her given name is "Ryann". I think we have a contender with "Amber Lynn" for most stereotypical trashy southern white girl name.

 

[multiverse]

I love that her given name is "Ryann". I think we have a contender with "Amber Lynn" for most stereotypical trashy southern white girl name.

It gets worse; she named her eldest son after herself: Rylee. The Curse of the White Trash Names has continued on into the next generation.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Nope! Her family down South was interviewed early on after her People cover, and they were totally puzzled when asked about this. In fact, One of her cousins, who also happens to have been her middle school teacher, said something of the opposite - she's always been "opinionated", which is about as polite as he can be and not say "yeah, that child was always a self centered prick". Ryann's attitude was the cause of her slight social isolation, not being bullied or being fat.
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So save your pity; this heffa has always thought she was hot shit.

Good to know. I am of the opinion that a shitty start in life can explain a terrible person, but not excuse them, so even if she wasn't lying out of her capacious ass, my sympathy would have been limited. My sympathy is now entirely non-existent.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

How in the hell can you have enough room on your arm for TWO near-life-size faces?

She does look a bit smaller in recent pix tho (I know, it's relative!) Maybe the shapewear gave in under the strain and she now has full body scaffolding.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Who would sexually assault a cow of this size?

Zeus

 

[multiverse]

Shapewear so thicc, girl can't move or breathe (also, the fat is just shoved down into an inner tube of flesh, resting below her pants). God I love seeing this cow next to normies; once there's context, it just compounds how huge she is.

Also, she's started hiding her arms / body behind people when she does group poses, if she's not wearing some sort of jacket or caftan to break up just how much space she covers.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

And her real middle name is Maegan, which is how you would pronounce Megan if you're from rural Mississippi.

The town she's from has a per capita income of 15,000 dollars, and almost 30% of the residents are below the federal poverty line. (It's also where Lance Bass is from.)