Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,599
Shitlips
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Hes gotta backtrace it. Consequences will never be the same
 
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Fun fact time:

1. Facebook will not provide information to law inforcement about who creates profiles for the reasons Russell is complaining about.
2. The FBI does not investigate petty crimes at this level. Do you realize how much internet crime is going on that is much, much more important? They won’t even touch a case that does not involve over 4,000 dollars worth of damage or more.
3. Let’s say the police at a local level do get involved. Chances are, unless the perp is local to SLC, they have no jurisdiction in this case.

This is what I do for a living. Trust me on this.
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Edit: check out this profile that likes Kaylis comment!!
 
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flaccidhamster9 said:
Fun fact time:

1. Facebook will not provide information to law inforcement about who creates profiles for the reasons Russell is complaining about.
2. The FBI does not investigate petty crimes at this level. Do you realize how much internet crime is going on that is much, much more important? They won’t even touch a case that does not involve over 4,000 dollars worth of damage or more.
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It's set on an office by office basis and the minimum is often something like $100,000, although it can go as high as $500,000. That's just even to bother looking at it at all.

Even that's for actual clear cut crimes involving stealing actual money.

This goes into it more
http://www.fraudaid.com/how-to-deal-with-having-been-conned/ManualTEMP/jurisdictions/federal/FBI.htm

There might be a different threshold depending on what crime it is.

A knock-kneed drooling midget gimp being mad on the Internet, I'm pretty sure, isn't even on their radar as far as shit they care about.
 
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aWermHasNoName said:
.......i cant remember...how many lolsuits until hes considered vexatious litigant? Was it 2 more?
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I didn't get a screen cap, but originally his response had the line "Even I've never even done this to anyone before" which is like, lol. "This is so low even RUSSEL GREER hasn't done it, and I am a legit BAMBOON"

edit: I actually had it open in another window, it was never *ever, not even. Oh well. He still sucks.
 
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JESUS FUCKBALLS I CAN"T BELIEVE I"M WRITING THIS. I was clicking on his sound cloud page...re: an earlier post....and I had never listened to his song "You won't ever have to sing another sad song".....

Ok..while he's a fucking psychopath, mysognistic ,asshole that I wouldn't piss on to put him out if he was on fire.......I had to find myself wondering who did he hire to write this song...cause it aint all bad....What did I miss or what am I smoking tonight?

It's this version: https://soundcloud.com/russellgreer25/katy-perry-you-wont-ever-have-to-sing-another-sad-song
 
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FlyGuy0912 said:
JESUS FUCKBALLS I CAN"T BELIEVE I"M WRITING THIS. I was clicking on his sound cloud page...re: an earlier post....and I had never listened to his song "You won't ever have to sing another sad song".....

Ok..while he's a fucking psychopath, mysognistic ,asshole that I wouldn't piss on to put him out if he was on fire.......I had to find myself wondering who did he hire to write this song...cause it aint all bad....What did I miss or what am I smoking tonight?

It's this version: https://soundcloud.com/russellgreer25/katy-perry-you-wont-ever-have-to-sing-another-sad-song
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I found that one too! There's another I think with the same singer. It's legit pretty fucking good. I don't know if it's just that production sounds actually competent or what but it's the only good thing Russ' arguably ever done. The singer is doing his best "Michael Jackson never died" impression but the singer is fucking GOOD AT IT.
 
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FlyGuy0912 said:
BROTHEL UPDATE!

SHITLIPS is trying to get laid and is already harassing girls........He wants to come in December and they aren't having it.

Interesting tidbit - He's offering "Free copies of his book" to girls to explain his situation.
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He doesn't think they think he's enough of a creep already?
 
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