Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Below's the vid. Nice that Russ is already bringing the :alog:s out. Anyone want to archive it? I backed up the page (http://archive.is/gb8zE) so the comments are saved but the video's not playable.


ETA: This guy might be a good lolcow himself. He discussed the goddess Christine Weston Chandler in another video!

Pedo glasses. Autism confirmed.
 
shitlips really does fit him to a T, both in this definition and with the fact his pedo 'stach looks like a turd.
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I wish I could leave this on his desk at work lol
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This is exactly why I find Shit Lips so funny...not only does it accurately describe the garbage that comes out of his frozen gob but it also fits with that thing on his upper lip, which looks like he paid one of those hookers to give him a dirty sanchez. Shit Lips is the gift that keeps on givin'!
 
(Edit: I'm stupid ignore this whole paragraph. I'm leaving it up to shame myself.) Geoffrey could be a sock, considering that's Russ' middle name, and the fact that it does look like Russ forgot to switch accounts. But Geoffrey could just be a loser (is it just me or does it seems weird to be called Geoffrey instead of Geoff?), and Russ could have commented under Geoff's comment then deleted it, but not before Geoff commented back. But I think it's likely Geoff is a sock.

Kayli kind of weirds me out. I know everybody likes her but either she's a master troll or she's just not all there. There's just something off about her comments, that I can't put my finger on.

Russell, you should join us on here! I'm sure we could save the username "Shitlips" just for you!
 
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Personally not much of a fan of Kayli. I don't think she's the master troll Kiwis make her out to be. She seems like a bit of a narcissist herself who can't help but inject herself into everything. I remember a while back her going off on an off-topic tangent about living in France etc and it came off as super pretentious.

My favorite person in Russ' world is Viramontes. Although he and Soren have really been mum the last year or so.

Geoff seems real. Russ wouldn't create a sock who is ugly. Sorry Geoff.

Also Geoff has a number of pictures dating back years. I think he's just a fellow tard.
 
I think Geoffrey is Russ. If you cover up the names and avatars in that thread, you cant tell the difference between the two.

I don't think so. Don't get me wrong, this Geoffrey dude seems just as exceptional as Russ, but he has Facebook photos dating back to 2010. I honestly do not believe that Shitlips can plan more than one day in advance, given his Facebook mania.
 
Geoffrey could be a sock, considering that's Russ' middle name, and the fact that it does look like Russ forgot to switch accounts. But Geoffrey could just be a loser (is it just me or does it seems weird to be called Geoffrey instead of Geoff?), and Russ could have commented under Geoff's comment then deleted it, but not before Geoff commented back. But I think it's likely Geoff is a sock.

Kayli kind of weirds me out. I know everybody likes her but either she's a master troll or she's just not all there. There's just something off about her comments, that I can't put my finger on.

Russell, you should join us on here! I'm sure we could save the username "Shitlips" just for you!
His middle name isn't Geoffrey, it's Godfrey. Also I think Kayli is just your run of the mill attention whore wanting to prove to herself and the world she is a good friend/someone who cares about disabled people. I don't think she's purposely a troll, just think she's yet another moron like him.

Apparently shit lips thinks this guy is behind the shitlips accounts. I'd love to see these two autists duke it out in court

So about that dude who made the video. Love how Russ is saying he can "easily" tie him to the Facebook profiles and see you in court.... man he's truly exceptional! Also this dude Christopher Lockery refers to him as a lolcow. Fellow kiwi?
 
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His middle name isn't Geoffrey, it's Godfrey. Also I think Kayli is just your run of the mill attention whore wanting to prove to herself and the world she is a good friend/someone who cares about disabled people. I don't think she's purposely a troll, just think she's yet another moron like him.

:offtopic:Lesson time for Russ:
This is the wonderful thing about KF Russ. I disagree about Kayli. This is how you communicate disagreement without throwing a tard rage fit....


While I do agree that Kayli is likely not trolling on purpose. I do think there is some sort of pity she has for him... Maybe she even likes him as a person a little (heh) but the shit she posts almost always leaves Russ flustered or makes him give an even more fucked up explanation of his recent fuck ups. This makes me appreciate her. Somehow this chick can get away with saying things to Russ (that he almost always twists around to best suit him) that others get blocked for. I'm fascinated by their relationship.

Completely agree about Geoff though. Highly unlikely its Russ but, then again, Russ has gotten laid before so stranger things have happened.


Edited to add: Lulz I was thinking the same thing about Christopher. He might want to watch it though. Looking at some of his other videos made me think he might go from being just a fellow kiwi to a lolcow fellow kiwi. But hell the more the merrier!
 
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:offtopic:Lesson time for Russ:
This is the wonderful thing about KF Russ. I disagree about Kayli. This is how you communicate disagreement without throwing a tard rage fit....


While I do agree that Kayli is likely not trolling on purpose. I do think there is some sort of pity she has for him... Maybe she even likes him as a person a little (heh) but the shit she posts almost always leaves Russ flustered or makes him give an even more fucked up explanation of his recent fuck ups. This makes me appreciate her. Somehow this chick can get away with saying things to Russ (that he almost always twists around to best suit him) that others get blocked for. I'm fascinated by their relationship.

Completely agree about Geoff though. Highly unlikely its Russ but, then again, Russ has gotten laid before so stranger things have happened.


Edited to add: Lulz I was thinking the same thing about Christopher. He might want to watch it though. Looking at some of his other videos made me think he might go from being just a fellow kiwi to a lolcow fellow kiwi. But hell the more the merrier!

There are definitely people on FB who spend their time commenting and interacting with literal re.tards just to make them feel special and loved for a moment, like a digital meals on wheels or something. Russ isn't truly re.tarded, but it wouldn't surprise me if Kayli just felt sorry for him and felt like she was doing her good deed for the day by engaging in a brief conversation with him.
 
Given how fast and deep he's fallen into delusion, his narcissism aside, I'm surprised he's not admitted into psychiatry by now. Maybe if he had been born at the turn of the 19th century, he could've ended up in an asylum just for looking like a 'tard.
At this point he’s lost every single legal battle he’s attempted, and he’s got a ton of people openly making fun of him and disagreeing with him. I don’t think he cares so much about being right, he just wants to win one.
 
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