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Do you scream in pain when you water your plants? (Shot of an old woman picking up a watering can and as she does, she grabs her back in pain as the generic sound effect of someone screaming YEOW is played).

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DSP handles his life like white people in infomercials trying to do everyday chores.
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Roasted said:
Maybe Offtopic:
Shouldn't we consider getting a DSP Cult tag, just like the TGWTG tag for cows?
So many lolcows popping out of the Cult of Phil recently.
Anyone got any good ideas for a tag name for this?
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I'm not taking credit for it - read it somewhere else on the farms - but DSPhere?
 
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Roasted said:
Maybe Offtopic:
Shouldn't we consider getting a DSP Cult tag, just like the TGWTG tag for cows?
So many lolcows popping out of the Cult of Phil recently.
Anyone got any good ideas for a tag name for this?
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I count four well-frequented threads from the goutsphere on the first page alone, including this monstrosity, and there is clearly potential for more. Dare I suggest a new forum section might be in order to channel all the autism?
 
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Look who's out of their life and death meeting and I'm just hazarding a guess that it didn't go too well.

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Interesting that OhhPaigey is what appears to be a young, female Twitch streamer. DSP must be raging that she's not fawning all over him but instead confused him with Onision.
Her tweets are protected so we'll have to merely guess.
 
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SirJamesDTech said:
Look who's out of their life and death meeting and I'm just hazarding a guess that it didn't go too well.

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Interesting that OhhPaigey is what appears to be a young, female Twitch streamer. DSP must be raging that she's not fawning all over him but instead confused him with Onision.
Her tweets are protected so we'll have to merely guess.
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Her Tweets weren't protected as late as September 18th. Conspiracy theory: Dave creeping on her and the emergency is a stalking complaint that may cost him his Twitter account. Without that glue holding his community together, RIP business and RIP condo.

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#darksydephil 2017-03-03 21:43:45 UTC ohhpaigey: The best thing for you to do is get a job outside of Youtube/Twitch. And do this as a side job after work. The stress and amount of debt you have gotten yourself into is ruining your videos.
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SirJamesDTech said:
Look who's out of their life and death meeting and I'm just hazarding a guess that it didn't go too well.

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Interesting that OhhPaigey is what appears to be a young, female Twitch streamer. DSP must be raging that she's not fawning all over him but instead confused him with Onision.
Her tweets are protected so we'll have to merely guess.
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She tweeted one of onision's re,tarded legal advice threads and confusing onision for DSP. Essentially she tweeted the thread to DSP and said "Good job trying to rip off the IRS" TBH anyone who did a little of research could have seen it was onion boy and not dsp, and i think its pretty funny she locked up her profile and/or deleted the tweet right away when she got proven wrong. (the profile wasnt privated when she tweeted to DSP a hour or so ago)
 
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If DSP said he'd start his stream at 1 Seattle time then he's already an hour late, so I don't know if the length of the meeting is a good sign or a bad one. He did say that he could attend it and everthing wouldn't be a big deal and would all be fine relatively quick, so the silence is seemingly a bad sign for him.
 
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Let's not get our hopes up. I'm preparing myself for the, "he only got a slap on the wrist" scenario. Seems likely. He's wiggled his way out of countless, potentially fatal, fuck ups. I don't see how this will be any different. We don't call him the cockroach for nothing.

But god, I hope I'm wrong this time..
 
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Noob-Noob said:
Let's not get our hopes up. I'm preparing myself for the, "he only got a slap on the wrist" scenario. Seems likely. He's wiggled his way out of countless, potentially fatal, fuck ups. I don't see how this will be any different. We don't call him the cockroach for nothing.

But god, I hope I'm wrong this time..
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We should prepare ourselves for Phil continuing to be extremely vague regarding these circumstances if the meeting today did not go well but conversely he will tell every single detail extraneously if he managed to survive yet another achtung emergency unscathed.
There's still time to heat up some popcorn before his pre-stream.
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
Her Tweets weren't protected as late as September 18th. Conspiracy theory: Dave creeping on her and the emergency is a stalking complaint that may cost him his Twitter account. Without that glue holding his community together, RIP business and RIP condo.

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Don't want this taken the wrong way and this question should not be taken as a call to action, but how has Phil's Twitter not been suspended yet? Between Twitter handing out suspensions/bans like candy and Phil insulting people on the platform daily, it is surprising, in a good way, nothing has happened like that especially because it is a favorite move among hardcore Dsp fans.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
Don't want this taken the wrong way and this question should not be taken as a call to action, but how has Phil's Twitter not been suspended yet? Between Twitter handing out suspensions/bans like candy and Phil insulting people on the platform daily, it is surprising, in a good way, nothing has happened like that especially because it is a favorite move among hardcore Dsp fans.
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These internet platforms have double standards. Even on Twitch, DSP should have been banned already as people have mentioned but nope he is still streaming.
 
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As much as I'd love to see Phil's twitter suspended, he's technically not breaking their TOS. He's salty, yes. He insults people, yes. But he's just calling people morons/idiots. He's not calling them anything racist, or posting in response to someone's original tweet and he's not posting peoples' dox. Its unfortunate but while he's being a jerk, he's not doing anything against the TOS. I wouldnt want to think that even detractors are along the lines of some people on twitter reporting people just because you dont happen to like them

Eventually he will slip up though. And then report away.
 
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SirJamesDTech said:
Look who's out of their life and death meeting and I'm just hazarding a guess that it didn't go too well.

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Interesting that OhhPaigey is what appears to be a young, female Twitch streamer. DSP must be raging that she's not fawning all over him but instead confused him with Onision.
Her tweets are protected so we'll have to merely guess.
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Hahaha that classic DSP 'gentle handed' approach to interacting with women. Like a brick across the back of the head before taking them back to your Washington condo to force them to be a part of your 8 year youtube legacy and be your live in woman to do woman shit like, basically everything, especially cooking.

Such a charmer!
 
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