Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

Hole sending me pics wtf?

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>sadposting to the internet bc the bar closed
>not fighting the bouncer

shame on you
If the bouncer looked like Vidar, you know he would get triggered and sperg out and then get his shit kicked in.

Bryan suicide-by-drinking-Febreze stream when?
Instead of Febreeze, it will be weed killer. He needs it to style his hair and beard.
 
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Bryan's Discord Dance

Another day, another sperg who wants to play internet cyber lord. Its impressive that DSP has the power to literally spawn autists. You think Ross was it? Here comes Neal. Oh, Fred Fuchs is done? We got a new Tard Don in town. This guy is such a sperg and has fucked over so many discord servers that all I had to do was ask individuals and they would volunteer info. Lets start with our story.

Part 1 Rise of the Tard Don.

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The guy with a popular video telling DSP to “not shut down comments because muh free speech” is totally pro free speech and all that jaz unless you meme on him. Its easy to get lost in this story so lets start with the first server and the first example.

After Autism Alliance was nuked by Neil, a lot of its members migrated to a new one. Bryan was among them and somehow managed to get a moderator role. This server is “Premium Boys” and is the first of three we will cover. To spare overlapping threads, and because others can tell the story better then me, these people were connected by the fact they all seemed to follow the Ross/Neil/SOK shitstorms. This is how many of them were aware of Bryan. He became a mod (along with multiple buddies and fans of his) of this server and for the time being things were fine. Reality was, Bryan (much like Fred Fuchs) was establishing his little network of control. Our first case study, user “The Caterer” started to meme on Bryan. What did this brave/edgy guy who is named after a board on 4chan do? Lets see, did he...

a) ...allow the bantz to happen and ignore it?
b) ...shitpost at the user back?
c) ...abuse his mod powers to kick the guy?

If you chose c), well you win! Now the following kicking was not actually the first one, but a good place to start our story since at this point, many people were meming on him and his pretend “lol ima take it in stride and even use the chase meme” facade was peeling away. Bryan does not like being memed on.

Not.
One.
Bit.

The interesting thing to highlight is WHAT the user was saying to Bryan. He was referencing Bryan asking ruby for nudes that was already posted here. Now ask yourself this; if it was just a troll, if it's so unimportant why does Bryan get so out of shape when he is mocked? Remember, the story he and his are selling is that someone called "Angel" asked him for the nudes. Even in that story (which is most likely false based on how Bryan was going about it) Bryan fucked up, and rather then acknowledge it, he kicked the user himself, without warning.

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For those who aren’t autistic enough to use discord, an “audit log” is a log of all mod actions. It is usually private and only mods or the owner can see it. This log can't be tampered with as far as I know and is logged from the beginning of the server. This piece of info will play in later, so keep it in mind.

Our little user then went and asked the admin why he was kicked and got himself reinstated.

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Bryan's rampage does not end here. In the next few days, new Reddit tier “rules” had been put into place (because of Bryan's insistence) and as the logs will show, Bryan implements them with an iron fist.

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Another user that goes by the name “Nito the First of the Memers” also began dunking on Bryan a few days later. At this point, Bryan's grasp on the server was much tighter. The true "powa" of modship had completely consumed Bryan's retarded mind. And this time when being the butt of the joke, he was a bit smarter for he didn’t do the kicking himself. Instead, he issued warnings.

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What did the user say? Well, once again, memes on Bryan.

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Bryan issued warnings and, as the audit log shows and the user's autistic screeches complaining suggests, he deleted the post, every time. Again, why would he be so insistent of forbidding memeing on him, specifically regarding the ruby stuff?

Furthermore, Bryan then turns on Kiwi Farms, using the "no drama rule" to justify removing THE POSTS. He is also told Kiwi Farms is now forbidden in the thread as Kiwi is now considered "Drama".

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Now, he quotes "multiple mods" gave our autistic discord user multiple warnings. In reality, only Bryan was upset and only Bryan moved to delete the posts. In fact, resident Hillary supporter turned BOKU NO HERO Tombahat was against kicking Nito, stating it before the fact, which shows they were either discussing it in a DM group or he could smell the autism coming.

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Our previous internet user, The Caterer, was sent a DM by Spider in the midsts of an argument about this very issue. The conversation is revealing:

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Let's place one more example before moving on to Part 2. Bryan kicked jetrex for “Using information/misinformation from discord members to leak onto websites for malicious intent with others” which he calls an "operation". Not only did the master of verification not provide any evidence to back up this claim, but he also worded the accusation in such a way I'm at a loss as to whether he's accusing jetrex of being a superhacker who'll steal your ip author or something as benign as sharing someone sperging out in a group chat to other parts of the internet. What I do know for sure is jetrex was heavily mocking pol after Ruby dropped his DMs, and he was kicked right after that. For now, just keep in mind Bryan always has been the train conductor of his own undoing.

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Part 2 Shut it Down, the Goyim Know: The Fall of the Tard Don

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After more kickings, the admin had enough, he decided to give up ownership and Bryan was kicked by local BOKU NO HERO Tombahat (aka Gerpy). Seems Tombahat is either trying to protect his friend from himself or its all another elaborate 4D chess move, that's up to you to decide.

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The hot potato fell into another interesting figure, Johnny Thunder. Johnny let people who were kicked back in and seem to bring stability for a short period of...hours. He instantly started doing an incredibly autistic amount of changes. Meanwhile, The Tard Don would not be denied. Two new servers showed up, spin-offs of the original: "The Ark" and "The Knights of the Royal Castle".

Many former and kicked members migrated to these servers, including Bryan who instantly began to lobby for people to leave the old server and for positions of control. Johnny Thunder was made aware that the server was "dangerous" by Bryan in the Knights of the Royal Castle server.

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And people insisted the server be abandoned, spearhead by Bryan. But above all, the server NEEDED TO BE NUKED. Time to think; server fell out of control of Bryan, he wanted it gone, why? because if some admin decided to make the audit logs public, his actions would be exposed. Johnny was then informed that Nito, the user previously mentioned, was in fact....JOHN SMITH. THAT'S RIGHT KIWI, BRYAN VERIFIED IT AND WAS SPREADING THAT THE USER WHO CLEARLY HATES OUR INNOCENT RETARD DON WAS NITO.

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Now let me show you something an anon sent to me:

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That's right. Bryan came here and sperged about john smith based on a random twitter DM. Time frames match up. Bryan is so egomaniacal that he thinks that people love him so much they will do random digging for him and he trusts info given to him because of it. Here's Johnny boy asking daddy Don if this Nito fellow "can be trusted" because he was getting DMs.

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And here's what those DMs look like:

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Johnny, as a reaction to Bryan's info on a "dangerous hacker" decides to kick half the server and give ownership to Bryan's enemy "BrightSideViking". I'm unaware if this discord user is the real deal but he instantly gives the ownership up and then Bryan's nightmare comes true; the audit logs become open for everyone to see.

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The images up until now have been from the "Castel" server as stated (from the point it was stated here in PArt 2, before that images are from the other server), here is Bryan speaking to Puk, the guy Ross wanted to throw under the bus, telling him to leave the server. This is from "The Ark".

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Whats worse, Bryan joined The Ark exclusively to tell people to leave and paint himself as a hero. That's right, Bryan died for YOUR sins. He saved your ass. Praise him, spoil him rotten!

The server Bryan refers to as "boons server" here is the Castle server, which he was eventually removed from as well.

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All this might seem like Bryan has no chill and takes the internet too seriously, trying to network his way into controlling the rules in discords so he can push his garbage Metokur wannabe videos on everyone else. It might appear he is interested in silencing all criticism of him in order to preserve his tough guy efame situation. It might appear that he does not like it when you point out he was thirsty for ruby (it was a 24 hour op so shut up). However, you would be wrong, Bryan is just really good at 4d underwater Hungry Hungry Hippos.

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Part 3 The call: Friendship is magic

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There isn't much to comment on this, the call speaks volumes on its own, but I'll give context. Gerpy gets into a call with Bryan, who is totally chill btw (shut up), and plays it on speaker. Bryan is hurt because Tombahat (aka Gerpy, as Bryan calls him) is in't being his bitch and TRUSTING HIS AUTHORITEH. lolz ensue

Highlights: "Its just the internet gerpy, your taking things way to seriously."
"It's a witch hunt."
"I didn't do anything except tell people there was a hacker in the group, which there was."
"If there are cool people there, bring them into our group."

OK so more shit has been released since all this and i cant keep up so I'll have to update later, what is important to keep in mind is this.

TL;DR:
>Bryan is thirsty for Ruby, asks for nudes and sends pics of himself.
>Ruby leaks this conversation.
>Bryan claims it was a troll to get "nudes for angel".
>Nobody believes him and starts to mock him.
>Bryan begins to kick people from a discord server.
>Tries to get the discord nuked in order to herd peeps to discords he can better control.
>This fails, too.
>Has a call with Tombahat where he informs him he just needs to "listen and believe" him.

Looks like Bryan failed to prevent boukakai. More is coming, we may explore his wife next, and we'll look into his other discord shenanigans, too.

PS: Pol has noticed you and, of course, all this is “just drama”. As a good lolcow, he does our work for us and spreads this to multiple communities, because his feels can’t handle being mocked. But hey, you guys just take the internet too seriously.
 
Bryan's Discord Dance

Another day, another sperg who wants to play internet cyber lord. Its impressive that DSP has the power to literally spawn autists. You think Ross was it? Here comes Neal. Oh, Fred Fuchs is done? We got a new Tard Don in town. This guy is such a sperg and has fucked over so many discord servers that all I had to do was ask individuals and they would volunteer info. Lets start with our story.

Part 1 Rise of the Tard Don.

CIjLdEy.png


The guy with a popular video telling DSP to “not shut down comments because muh free speech” is totally pro free speech and all that jaz unless you meme on him. Its easy to get lost in this story so lets start with the first server and the first example.

After Autism Alliance was nuked by Neil, a lot of its members migrated to a new one. Bryan was among them and somehow managed to get a moderator role. This server is “Premium Boys” and is the first of three we will cover. To spare overlapping threads, and because others can tell the story better then me, these people were connected by the fact they all seemed to follow the Ross/Neil/SOK shitstorms. This is how many of them were aware of Bryan. He became a mod (along with multiple buddies and fans of his) of this server and for the time being things were fine. Reality was, Bryan (much like Fred Fuchs) was establishing his little network of control. Our first case study, user “The Caterer” started to meme on Bryan. What did this brave/edgy guy who is named after a board on 4chan do? Lets see, did he...

a) ...allow the bantz to happen and ignore it?
b) ...shitpost at the user back?
c) ...abuse his mod powers to kick the guy?

If you chose c), well you win! Now the following kicking was not actually the first one, but a good place to start our story since at this point, many people were meming on him and his pretend “lol ima take it in stride and even use the chase meme” facade was peeling away. Bryan does not like being memed on.

Not.
One.
Bit.

The interesting thing to highlight is WHAT the user was saying to Bryan. He was referencing Bryan asking ruby for nudes that was already posted here. Now ask yourself this; if it was just a troll, if it's so unimportant why does Bryan get so out of shape when he is mocked? Remember, the story he and his are selling is that someone called "Angel" asked him for the nudes. Even in that story (which is most likely false based on how Bryan was going about it) Bryan fucked up, and rather then acknowledge it, he kicked the user himself, without warning.

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For those who aren’t autistic enough to use discord, an “audit log” is a log of all mod actions. It is usually private and only mods or the owner can see it. This log can't be tampered with as far as I know and is logged from the beginning of the server. This piece of info will play in later, so keep it in mind.

Our little user then went and asked the admin why he was kicked and got himself reinstated.

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Bryan's rampage does not end here. In the next few days, new Reddit tier “rules” had been put into place (because of Bryan's insistence) and as the logs will show, Bryan implements them with an iron fist.

M0tI5bC.png


Another user that goes by the name “Nito the First of the Memers” also began dunking on Bryan a few days later. At this point, Bryan's grasp on the server was much tighter. The true "powa" of modship had completely consumed Bryan's exceptional mind. And this time when being the butt of the joke, he was a bit smarter for he didn’t do the kicking himself. Instead, he issued warnings.

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What did the user say? Well, once again, memes on Bryan.

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Bryan issued warnings and, as the audit log shows and the user's autistic screeches complaining suggests, he deleted the post, every time. Again, why would he be so insistent of forbidding memeing on him, specifically regarding the ruby stuff?

Furthermore, Bryan then turns on Kiwi Farms, using the "no drama rule" to justify removing THE POSTS. He is also told Kiwi Farms is now forbidden in the thread as Kiwi is now considered "Drama".

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Now, he quotes "multiple mods" gave our autistic discord user multiple warnings. In reality, only Bryan was upset and only Bryan moved to delete the posts. In fact, resident Hillary supporter turned BOKU NO HERO Tombahat was against kicking Nito, stating it before the fact, which shows they were either discussing it in a DM group or he could smell the autism coming.

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Our previous internet user, The Caterer, was sent a DM by Spider in the midsts of an argument about this very issue. The conversation is revealing:

wWurWtP.png


Let's place one more example before moving on to Part 2. Bryan kicked jetrex for “Using information/misinformation from discord members to leak onto websites for malicious intent with others” which he calls an "operation". Not only did the master of verification not provide any evidence to back up this claim, but he also worded the accusation in such a way I'm at a loss as to whether he's accusing jetrex of being a superhacker who'll steal your ip author or something as benign as sharing someone sperging out in a group chat to other parts of the internet. What I do know for sure is jetrex was heavily mocking pol after Ruby dropped his DMs, and he was kicked right after that. For now, just keep in mind Bryan always has been the train conductor of his own undoing.

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Part 2 Shut it Down, the Goyim Know: The Fall of the Tard Don

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After more kickings, the admin had enough, he decided to give up ownership and Bryan was kicked by local BOKU NO HERO Tombahat (aka Gerpy). Seems Tombahat is either trying to protect his friend from himself or its all another elaborate 4D chess move, that's up to you to decide.

iFhrbsD.png

bUtwNml.png


The hot potato fell into another interesting figure, Johnny Thunder. Johnny let people who were kicked back in and seem to bring stability for a short period of...hours. He instantly started doing an incredibly autistic amount of changes. Meanwhile, The Tard Don would not be denied. Two new servers showed up, spin-offs of the original: "The Ark" and "The Knights of the Royal Castle".

Many former and kicked members migrated to these servers, including Bryan who instantly began to lobby for people to leave the old server and for positions of control. Johnny Thunder was made aware that the server was "dangerous" by Bryan in the Knights of the Royal Castle server.

FJKbhSB.png


And people insisted the server be abandoned, spearhead by Bryan. But above all, the server NEEDED TO BE NUKED. Time to think; server fell out of control of Bryan, he wanted it gone, why? because if some admin decided to make the audit logs public, his actions would be exposed. Johnny was then informed that Nito, the user previously mentioned, was in fact....JOHN SMITH. THAT'S RIGHT KIWI, BRYAN VERIFIED IT AND WAS SPREADING THAT THE USER WHO CLEARLY HATES OUR INNOCENT exceptional individual DON WAS NITO.

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Now let me show you something an anon sent to me:

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That's right. Bryan came here and sperged about john smith based on a random twitter DM. Time frames match up. Bryan is so egomaniacal that he thinks that people love him so much they will do random digging for him and he trusts info given to him because of it. Here's Johnny boy asking daddy Don if this Nito fellow "can be trusted" because he was getting DMs.

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And here's what those DMs look like:

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cJg7392.png

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Johnny, as a reaction to Bryan's info on a "dangerous hacker" decides to kick half the server and give ownership to Bryan's enemy "BrightSideViking". I'm unaware if this discord user is the real deal but he instantly gives the ownership up and then Bryan's nightmare comes true; the audit logs become open for everyone to see.

ZzHX0Cq.png


The images up until now have been from the "Castel" server as stated (from the point it was stated here in PArt 2, before that images are from the other server), here is Bryan speaking to Puk, the guy Ross wanted to throw under the bus, telling him to leave the server. This is from "The Ark".

aNUatNq.png


Whats worse, Bryan joined The Ark exclusively to tell people to leave and paint himself as a hero. That's right, Bryan died for YOUR sins. He saved your ass. Praise him, spoil him rotten!

The server Bryan refers to as "boons server" here is the Castle server, which he was eventually removed from as well.

sUurKWU.png


All this might seem like Bryan has no chill and takes the internet too seriously, trying to network his way into controlling the rules in discords so he can push his garbage Metokur wannabe videos on everyone else. It might appear he is interested in silencing all criticism of him in order to preserve his tough guy efame situation. It might appear that he does not like it when you point out he was thirsty for ruby (it was a 24 hour op so shut up). However, you would be wrong, Bryan is just really good at 4d underwater Hungry Hungry Hippos.

negevRy.png


Part 3 The call: Friendship is magic

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There isn't much to comment on this, the call speaks volumes on its own, but I'll give context. Gerpy gets into a call with Bryan, who is totally chill btw (shut up), and plays it on speaker. Bryan is hurt because Tombahat (aka Gerpy, as Bryan calls him) is in't being his bitch and TRUSTING HIS AUTHORITEH. lolz ensue

Highlights: "Its just the internet gerpy, your taking things way to seriously."
"It's a witch hunt."
"I didn't do anything except tell people there was a hacker in the group, which there was."
"If there are cool people there, bring them into our group."

OK so more shit has been released since all this and i cant keep up so I'll have to update later, what is important to keep in mind is this.

TL;DR:
>Bryan is thirsty for Ruby, asks for nudes and sends pics of himself.
>Ruby leaks this conversation.
>Bryan claims it was a troll to get "nudes for angel".
>Nobody believes him and starts to mock him.
>Bryan begins to kick people from a discord server.
>Tries to get the discord nuked in order to herd peeps to discords he can better control.
>This fails, too.
>Has a call with Tombahat where he informs him he just needs to "listen and believe" him.

Looks like Bryan failed to prevent boukakai. More is coming, we may explore his wife next, and we'll look into his other discord shenanigans, too.

PS: Pol has noticed you and, of course, all this is “just drama”. As a good lolcow, he does our work for us and spreads this to multiple communities, because his feels can’t handle being mocked. But hey, you guys just take the internet too seriously.

Sweet baby Jesus
 
Bryan's Discord Dance

Another day, another sperg who wants to play internet cyber lord. Its impressive that DSP has the power to literally spawn autists. You think Ross was it? Here comes Neal. Oh, Fred Fuchs is done? We got a new Tard Don in town. This guy is such a sperg and has fucked over so many discord servers that all I had to do was ask individuals and they would volunteer info. Lets start with our story.

Part 1 Rise of the Tard Don.

CIjLdEy.png


The guy with a popular video telling DSP to “not shut down comments because muh free speech” is totally pro free speech and all that jaz unless you meme on him. Its easy to get lost in this story so lets start with the first server and the first example.

After Autism Alliance was nuked by Neil, a lot of its members migrated to a new one. Bryan was among them and somehow managed to get a moderator role. This server is “Premium Boys” and is the first of three we will cover. To spare overlapping threads, and because others can tell the story better then me, these people were connected by the fact they all seemed to follow the Ross/Neil/SOK shitstorms. This is how many of them were aware of Bryan. He became a mod (along with multiple buddies and fans of his) of this server and for the time being things were fine. Reality was, Bryan (much like Fred Fuchs) was establishing his little network of control. Our first case study, user “The Caterer” started to meme on Bryan. What did this brave/edgy guy who is named after a board on 4chan do? Lets see, did he...

a) ...allow the bantz to happen and ignore it?
b) ...shitpost at the user back?
c) ...abuse his mod powers to kick the guy?

If you chose c), well you win! Now the following kicking was not actually the first one, but a good place to start our story since at this point, many people were meming on him and his pretend “lol ima take it in stride and even use the chase meme” facade was peeling away. Bryan does not like being memed on.

Not.
One.
Bit.

The interesting thing to highlight is WHAT the user was saying to Bryan. He was referencing Bryan asking ruby for nudes that was already posted here. Now ask yourself this; if it was just a troll, if it's so unimportant why does Bryan get so out of shape when he is mocked? Remember, the story he and his are selling is that someone called "Angel" asked him for the nudes. Even in that story (which is most likely false based on how Bryan was going about it) Bryan fucked up, and rather then acknowledge it, he kicked the user himself, without warning.

WHeiHWV.png

PDxK9PS.png


For those who aren’t autistic enough to use discord, an “audit log” is a log of all mod actions. It is usually private and only mods or the owner can see it. This log can't be tampered with as far as I know and is logged from the beginning of the server. This piece of info will play in later, so keep it in mind.

Our little user then went and asked the admin why he was kicked and got himself reinstated.

sB4aqEc.png


Bryan's rampage does not end here. In the next few days, new Reddit tier “rules” had been put into place (because of Bryan's insistence) and as the logs will show, Bryan implements them with an iron fist.

M0tI5bC.png


Another user that goes by the name “Nito the First of the Memers” also began dunking on Bryan a few days later. At this point, Bryan's grasp on the server was much tighter. The true "powa" of modship had completely consumed Bryan's exceptional mind. And this time when being the butt of the joke, he was a bit smarter for he didn’t do the kicking himself. Instead, he issued warnings.

K0fqI2J.png


What did the user say? Well, once again, memes on Bryan.

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IOgdbda.png

ytS9zWG.png

nTTpOY6.png

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Bryan issued warnings and, as the audit log shows and the user's autistic screeches complaining suggests, he deleted the post, every time. Again, why would he be so insistent of forbidding memeing on him, specifically regarding the ruby stuff?

Furthermore, Bryan then turns on Kiwi Farms, using the "no drama rule" to justify removing THE POSTS. He is also told Kiwi Farms is now forbidden in the thread as Kiwi is now considered "Drama".

I9Qs1n9.png


Now, he quotes "multiple mods" gave our autistic discord user multiple warnings. In reality, only Bryan was upset and only Bryan moved to delete the posts. In fact, resident Hillary supporter turned BOKU NO HERO Tombahat was against kicking Nito, stating it before the fact, which shows they were either discussing it in a DM group or he could smell the autism coming.

OPuCaU8.png


Our previous internet user, The Caterer, was sent a DM by Spider in the midsts of an argument about this very issue. The conversation is revealing:

wWurWtP.png


Let's place one more example before moving on to Part 2. Bryan kicked jetrex for “Using information/misinformation from discord members to leak onto websites for malicious intent with others” which he calls an "operation". Not only did the master of verification not provide any evidence to back up this claim, but he also worded the accusation in such a way I'm at a loss as to whether he's accusing jetrex of being a superhacker who'll steal your ip author or something as benign as sharing someone sperging out in a group chat to other parts of the internet. What I do know for sure is jetrex was heavily mocking pol after Ruby dropped his DMs, and he was kicked right after that. For now, just keep in mind Bryan always has been the train conductor of his own undoing.

U697rax.png


Part 2 Shut it Down, the Goyim Know: The Fall of the Tard Don

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After more kickings, the admin had enough, he decided to give up ownership and Bryan was kicked by local BOKU NO HERO Tombahat (aka Gerpy). Seems Tombahat is either trying to protect his friend from himself or its all another elaborate 4D chess move, that's up to you to decide.

iFhrbsD.png

bUtwNml.png


The hot potato fell into another interesting figure, Johnny Thunder. Johnny let people who were kicked back in and seem to bring stability for a short period of...hours. He instantly started doing an incredibly autistic amount of changes. Meanwhile, The Tard Don would not be denied. Two new servers showed up, spin-offs of the original: "The Ark" and "The Knights of the Royal Castle".

Many former and kicked members migrated to these servers, including Bryan who instantly began to lobby for people to leave the old server and for positions of control. Johnny Thunder was made aware that the server was "dangerous" by Bryan in the Knights of the Royal Castle server.

FJKbhSB.png


And people insisted the server be abandoned, spearhead by Bryan. But above all, the server NEEDED TO BE NUKED. Time to think; server fell out of control of Bryan, he wanted it gone, why? because if some admin decided to make the audit logs public, his actions would be exposed. Johnny was then informed that Nito, the user previously mentioned, was in fact....JOHN SMITH. THAT'S RIGHT KIWI, BRYAN VERIFIED IT AND WAS SPREADING THAT THE USER WHO CLEARLY HATES OUR INNOCENT exceptional individual DON WAS NITO.

LILeUwF.png


Now let me show you something an anon sent to me:

KX77VYP.png


That's right. Bryan came here and sperged about john smith based on a random twitter DM. Time frames match up. Bryan is so egomaniacal that he thinks that people love him so much they will do random digging for him and he trusts info given to him because of it. Here's Johnny boy asking daddy Don if this Nito fellow "can be trusted" because he was getting DMs.

fWxvvIf.png


And here's what those DMs look like:

JMt79bU.png

ytZGNs4.png

cJg7392.png

OGycVNZ.png


Johnny, as a reaction to Bryan's info on a "dangerous hacker" decides to kick half the server and give ownership to Bryan's enemy "BrightSideViking". I'm unaware if this discord user is the real deal but he instantly gives the ownership up and then Bryan's nightmare comes true; the audit logs become open for everyone to see.

ZzHX0Cq.png


The images up until now have been from the "Castel" server as stated (from the point it was stated here in PArt 2, before that images are from the other server), here is Bryan speaking to Puk, the guy Ross wanted to throw under the bus, telling him to leave the server. This is from "The Ark".

aNUatNq.png


Whats worse, Bryan joined The Ark exclusively to tell people to leave and paint himself as a hero. That's right, Bryan died for YOUR sins. He saved your ass. Praise him, spoil him rotten!

The server Bryan refers to as "boons server" here is the Castle server, which he was eventually removed from as well.

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All this might seem like Bryan has no chill and takes the internet too seriously, trying to network his way into controlling the rules in discords so he can push his garbage Metokur wannabe videos on everyone else. It might appear he is interested in silencing all criticism of him in order to preserve his tough guy efame situation. It might appear that he does not like it when you point out he was thirsty for ruby (it was a 24 hour op so shut up). However, you would be wrong, Bryan is just really good at 4d underwater Hungry Hungry Hippos.

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Part 3 The call: Friendship is magic

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There isn't much to comment on this, the call speaks volumes on its own, but I'll give context. Gerpy gets into a call with Bryan, who is totally chill btw (shut up), and plays it on speaker. Bryan is hurt because Tombahat (aka Gerpy, as Bryan calls him) is in't being his bitch and TRUSTING HIS AUTHORITEH. lolz ensue

Highlights: "Its just the internet gerpy, your taking things way to seriously."
"It's a witch hunt."
"I didn't do anything except tell people there was a hacker in the group, which there was."
"If there are cool people there, bring them into our group."

OK so more shit has been released since all this and i cant keep up so I'll have to update later, what is important to keep in mind is this.

TL;DR:
>Bryan is thirsty for Ruby, asks for nudes and sends pics of himself.
>Ruby leaks this conversation.
>Bryan claims it was a troll to get "nudes for angel".
>Nobody believes him and starts to mock him.
>Bryan begins to kick people from a discord server.
>Tries to get the discord nuked in order to herd peeps to discords he can better control.
>This fails, too.
>Has a call with Tombahat where he informs him he just needs to "listen and believe" him.

Looks like Bryan failed to prevent boukakai. More is coming, we may explore his wife next, and we'll look into his other discord shenanigans, too.

PS: Pol has noticed you and, of course, all this is “just drama”. As a good lolcow, he does our work for us and spreads this to multiple communities, because his feels can’t handle being mocked. But hey, you guys just take the internet too seriously.

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I'm looking forward to the revenge rating he gives you :lol:
 
So KoP, he lied about getting those pictures from hole herself and not some discord channel (probably to get back at her for btfo'ing him when he harassed her over the nudes). When people memed about it he ree'd and removed them, eventually even going so far as to force a "nuke". When he lost his mod powers after the prior admin had enough. He tries to start different channels of his own and then tries to attack the old discord with vague threats.

Sounds about right honestly. You try to ask this guy basic questions about hypocrisy when it comes to calling out DSP for the same behaviours he engages in himself, and he ignores it. I never said anything rude or resorted to insults but he dodges the question in his cow thread.

Meanwhile, he's STILL riding off of other cow threads on Kiwi engaging in the shitposting and trying to be relevant with the internet tough guy routine when called on it. The best part, he ree'd about kiwi farms on multiple occasions on his discords that he had any power on or tries to get power on. "No links because kiwi is drama."

Well, KoP, you sure as heck like to be apart of it in one way or another, especially on Kiwi farms.
 
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How many fuck-ups is it going to take before these people (any of them!) realize that the kind of stuff that goes on at Kiwi Farms and elsewhere does not mix well with internet chat rooms. Keep it in your pants and find other communities to chat with if you really need to chat that badly.

Go fucking talk about model trains or firetrucks or some shit.
 
ITT: People take copious amounts of bait because forum ratings are a form of positive reinforcement for the cripplingly autistic and cripplingly autistic behavior

This guy is a sped, but he is throwing out bait.

Stop responding, everyone looks dumb here.
 
ITT: People take copious amounts of bait because forum ratings are a form of positive reinforcement for the cripplingly autistic and cripplingly autistic behavior

This guy is a sped, but he is throwing out bait.

Stop responding, everyone looks dumb here.
I think people other than myself have stated in this very own thread that nobody but Bryan cares about the rating system. That's why it is funny: you see a post mocking him with the "dumb" icon and you immediately knows it's him. God bless Bryan and his sperging, that he never learn to know better, for years of lulz to come.
 
Apologies for taking obvious bait. Back on topic.

Would it be appropriate to think KoP was trying his hardest to become the "King of Hole" with the thrist of Ruby's nudes?
 
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