The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[Yaks]

It's almost kind of endearing in its derpiness.

They took a perfectly good fursuit and gave it anxiety.

 

[nonnewtonian]

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knitted fursuit just found on ferzu

The "plushie knitted by your borderline alcoholic grandma" look is kind of endearing. It'd be cool to see someone actually pull off an amigurumi-style suit.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

They took a perfectly good fursuit and gave it anxiety.

The only thing missing is poop smeared all over it.

I hate my life right now.

 

[neverendingmidi]

The "plushie knitted by your borderline alcoholic grandma" look is kind of endearing. It'd be cool to see someone actually pull off an amigurumi-style suit.

Now I'm picturing this showing up on a runway somewhere.

 

[Swedish Fish]

Now I'm picturing this showing up on a runway somewhere.

Something about how big and constricting those look, my first thought was "Granny GIMPwear"

 

[Chromatic Collector]

Holy shit thank you for this thread.

Anyway here's a suit I've seen in person and yes it's as grimy irl as it looks photographed

Edit: also here's a video of the orange pony in the op in action. It was made to look completely fucking stupid

Ah I should've known Growly would make it on this thread. RIP that suit wasn't too bad before he decided to murrsuit in it and never wash it. It's not hard kids, it just takes time. Then again he probably can't cupon his way to a bottle of folex, so....

[For those not in the know, Growly's an extreme couponer].

 

[clams]

[For those not in the know, Growly's an extreme couponer].

There has to be a story to this.

 

[Chromatic Collector]

There has to be a story to this.

Well think about it. He's a registered pedophile so no one will really hire him for work, so cash tends to be low (IDK where he gets money from, aside from parents). Ergo, one must learn the ways of the coupons if one doesn't have the ability to make money.

 

[The Wrath]

There was this guy on Dr. Phil who had a PAPER dog fursuit called Boomer the Dog.

 

[Frenda]

There was this guy on Dr. Phil who had a PAPER dog fursuit called Boomer the Dog.

he's featured pretty prominently in the furry documentary on Hulu. all the other furries in the documentary are weirded out by him, which says something, i guess.

 

[Swedish Fish]

There was this guy on Dr. Phil who had a PAPER dog fursuit called Boomer the Dog.

I've always thought it was a pretty cute costume, for being ultra thrifty.

 

[Meowthkip]

I've always thought it was a pretty cute costume, for being ultra thrifty.

Country furs make do.

he's featured pretty prominently in the furry documentary on Hulu. all the other furries in the documentary are weirded out by him, which says something, i guess.

Didn't he legally change his name to Boomer the Dog?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Does Boomer the Dog have a thread?

 

[MrSassyAss]

Furry Buttfuckery.

Spoiler

Somebody hold me. I'm scared.

 

[Frenda]

Country furs make do.



Didn't he legally change his name to Boomer the Dog?

yeah, i think that's what sparked his big controversy in the furry fandom?

Does Boomer the Dog have a thread?

i don't know if he has much of an online presence. the dude seems to be a weirdo who lives out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, if the documentary didn't exaggerate too much. it might be worth looking into though.

 

[Miss Walsh]

Jesus Christ. You'd think if he were to live as a dog he'd make an effort to have a fursuit that isn't literal garbage.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

There was this guy on Dr. Phil who had a PAPER dog fursuit called Boomer the Dog.

Boomer's been on Tosh.0 twice. Once as the "web redemption" guest, and then once as part of a segment where Tosh caught up with him, a 37-year-old virgin who liked bouncing on trampolines, and Ice JJ Fish.

He was super awkward both times. The autism is deep with him. He replaces the paper constantly on that suit - he's probably spent enough in paper to be able to buy a real suit. I think they convinced him to let them borrow the suit for the final part of the sketch both times, since the person in the suit was acting very crudely/sexually whereas "Boomer" himself seems mildly put off by sex.

He's probably threadworthy. I bet there's some sick fuckery to him under all that paper.

 

[Meowthkip]

Boomer's been on Tosh.0 twice. Once as the "web redemption" guest, and then once as part of a segment where Tosh caught up with him, a 37-year-old virgin who liked bouncing on trampolines, and Ice JJ Fish.

He was super awkward both times. The autism is deep with him. He replaces the paper constantly on that suit - he's probably spent enough in paper to be able to buy a real suit. I think they convinced him to let them borrow the suit for the final part of the sketch both times, since the person in the suit was acting very crudely/sexually whereas "Boomer" himself seems mildly put off by sex.

He's probably threadworthy. I bet there's some sick fuckery to him under all that paper.

I kind of want Boomer to be like Ulillillia where he's just this weirdo that doesn't bother anybody and ends up being likable.

 

[Roast Chicken]

Not a fursuit, but...

 

[Meowthkip]

Not a fursuit, but...

Jesus, I hope that's an old costume or not finished...