DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JamFlowMan]

“I fear not the man who has uploaded a video on 10,000 channels once, but I fear the man who has uploaded a video on one channel 10,000 times.” - Bruce Lee on DSP

If Bruce Lee really mentioned Dsp would Phil brag or try to bury it because Lee is Asian?

 

[millais]

He finally gets fed up with the "Okay" comment spam on all his Instagram posts. The fact that the commenters are mocking his verbal tic of repeating "okay" as a meaningless filler word goes completely over his head.

 

[Rare Drop]

He finally gets fed up with the "Okay" comment spam on all his Instagram posts. The fact that the commenters are mocking his verbal tic of repeating "okay" as a meaningless filler word goes completely over his head.

The fact he's even addressing it is just going to goad people into posting it often. Phil needs to learn to actually ignore blatant troll hijinks- saying "I'm ignoring those mentally ill, low-life losers that mess with my business" is not actually ignoring it. Partly why I'm wondering how the holidays are going to go for him is that he can't go "Who cares about the holidays" and try to act like a hard ass like Hugh's death and the recent tragedy.

Then again, it would take 'A Christmas Carol' level of intervention to make Phil palatable. Who would be the three ghosts?

 

[Detractress]

The ghost of john rambo, the ghost of howard and the ghost of machinima?
Tiny tim to be played by Leanna?

 

[The Mountain]

The ghosts of Gout past, present, and future?

 

[JamFlowMan]

He finally gets fed up with the "Okay" comment spam on all his Instagram posts. The fact that the commenters are mocking his verbal tic of repeating "okay" as a meaningless filler word goes completely over his head.

Wonder which ass kisser told him it was an insult because he didn't figure it out himself.

Haven't watched a video yet but Phil may have been drunk during Spyro tonight. Awhile back he did mention sleeping pills though, don't know if it is just some over the counter stuff or he actually went to a doctor. Anyway keep your eyes out for a Drunksydephil Spyro compilation which is no doubt being made.

 

[FatNero]

8 year legacy of 5 year serious relationship of 3 years in the adult condo.

 

[OutspokenHuman]

Speaking at people, not with them, is barely an interaction. His fans have to type in order to have a dialogue of some sort with him, and when he has his loyal fans in a team chat he is the one that adds the least to a conversation. Fortnite's Battle Royale has shown that again, while you may agree or disagree how strong the autism in his fans is they seemed to have more fun than him and made some more interaction with the stream chat and each other. That's one of the deepest scars the SoK have left on Phil - he doesn't want another Loophole trolling him live during stream.

Ah yes. The moment Loophole made a joke about his "daughter" Leanna then hung up. Phil proceeded to go on a nice rant at him about being "immature" (projection alert!) and how he'd crossed the line. AFTER Loophole had already hung up. SMH.

 

[neger psykolog]

He finally gets fed up with the "Okay" comment spam on all his Instagram posts. The fact that the commenters are mocking his verbal tic of repeating "okay" as a meaningless filler word goes completely over his head.

Great job Phil!
Give those dang dirty trolls a good reaction so they keep doing the same thing for the rest of eternity!

Phil is so special when it comes to such non existent levels of self-awareness:
"They don't realize they're going to die some day, and then say oh shit, maybe I shouldn't have spent all that time in my youth trolling someone I don't know, I should have been out doing fun stuff with my own life because now my life is over"

This coming from a guy who never leaves his house and plays games that he hates for a living.

 

[CausticMinory]

If Bruce Lee really mentioned Dsp would Phil brag or try to bury it because Lee is Asian?

"In ancient China they say chicka Chang Wang chicka chow ACK ACK ACK"

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

Phil proceeded to go on a nice rant at him about being "immature" (projection alert!) and how he'd crossed the line. AFTER Loophole had already hung up. SMH.

It's like I said in my previous post, Phil always has to get the last word to reestablish his dominance over his autistic fanbase. In that same video you're referencing he was scanning the chat as he was saying all that stuff "Yeah see, people agree with me. They're saying that guy was an idiot too." He's such a fucking baby.

 

[DiabeticSP]

So, how did Spyro go?

I mean, the game is literally designed for children and Phil just beat Cup head so I can't imagine he's struggled much. Probably just bitched about the ps1 and old game clunky controls.

There's decent casual racism potential in Ripto's Rage at least, shame he didn't play that one.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

So, how did Spyro go?

I mean, the game is literally designed for children and Phil just beat Cup head so I can't imagine he's struggled much. Probably just bitched about the ps1 and old game clunky controls.

There's decent casual racism potential in Ripto's Rage at least, shame he didn't play that one.

He was pretty drunk for the first hour seemed to sober up throughout the stream.

Most people when they play Spyro will hold teh charge button down so they can get around faster....not phil..he walks everywhere and still complains that Spyro's WALKING speed is too much.

I left the stream when he reached the Ice caverns stage in the Peace keepers world (world 2) at first he was just going from stage to stage not caring about getting all the gems or eggs...then out of nowhere he decided to start 100% stages.

Of course the handholding began before he even started playing.

 

[Adolf_Ash]

He finally gets fed up with the "Okay" comment spam on all his Instagram posts. The fact that the commenters are mocking his verbal tic of repeating "okay" as a meaningless filler word goes completely over his head.

I think he knows exactly why people say that. Notice how many times he said "Y'know" in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0nK64mLT2c
It would be funny if the Instagram trolls started spamming "Y'know" too. Maybe an "Alright" or two to change things up.

 

[neger psykolog]

He was pretty drunk for the first hour seemed to sober up throughout the stream.

Most people when they play Spyro will hold teh charge button down so they can get around faster....not phil..he walks everywhere and still complains that Spyro's WALKING speed is too much.

I left the stream when he reached the Ice caverns stage in the Peace keepers world (world 2) at first he was just going from stage to stage not caring about getting all the gems or eggs...then out of nowhere he decided to start 100% stages.

Of course the handholding began before he even started playing.

Wonder which ass kisser told him it was an insult because he didn't figure it out himself.

Haven't watched a video yet but Phil may have been drunk during Spyro tonight. Awhile back he did mention sleeping pills though, don't know if it is just some over the counter stuff or he actually went to a doctor. Anyway keep your eyes out for a Drunksydephil Spyro compilation which is no doubt being made.

A cheap method people use for sleeping pills is antihistamine tablets which are usually over the counter and cost almost nothing. The older/shittier ones (drowsy type) act as something that basically kinda knocks you out and ends up making you sleepy. They work well, and if they're prescription only where he lives, doctors will hand them out like candy because they're pretty much not abusable.

Depending on which specific kind (if he's using antihistamine tablets) they also give a terrible hangover in the morning. Based upon the individual's genetics/health/etc the 'hangover' from these can often feel worse than alcohol by a long shot.

I'm watching the first Spyro video now and it's pretty hard to tell whether he's drunk or something else is affecting his speech/coordination. I guess if I were forced to play Spyro and I thought of myself as a "pro street fighter player" then I'd get shit can drunk.

 

[ThePlagueTND]

Then again, it would take 'A Christmas Carol' level of intervention to make Phil palatable. Who would be the three ghosts?

Counting his money on stream, he bitches there isn't enough. The stream mods start to head out when he stops them. He says there is still more he has to stream.

"But it's Christmas Mr. Burnell"

"Christmas? Bah-*Snort*-Humbag! Fine, just don't forget to tip me on the way out. I need to pay mah bills"

Cut to that night while falling asleep he is visited by the ghosts of John Rambo and Howard who tell him he will be visited by 3 ghosts tonight. The Ghost of Christmas Past, Present, and Future.

Ghost of Christmas Past: Ghost Wolverine Toy, shows him how happy he was as a child getting xmen toys for Christmas.

Ghost of Christmas Present: Ghost Dad, shows him all the fun the rest of the family is having together for the holidays....dood. Shows him how happy John Rambo, Howard, and even Leanna are spending precious moments with their loved ones.

Ghost of Christmas Future: Ghost Carl Johnson, shows DSP his Christmas at 65 as he plays through GTA: San Andreas for the 6th time on Christmas Eve. He is complaining about the TPK (The Phantom Kojima), a group in a long line of failed groups dedicated to making fun of him. He says they destroyed his restaurant's credibility and why he is living in a small studio apartment.

Upon waking up he flings himself out of bed, buys the biggest turkey he can find, and dashes to Leanna's apt. "There's still time!" He mutters.

"LEANNA LEANNA!" He shouts uncontrollably.

She then stops her new, handsome bf from calling the cops and let's him come in. The rest of his family wonder why there is a weird guy at the table talking about video games non stop, but for once Phil is happy.

 

[Keystone]

He finally gets fed up with the "Okay" comment spam on all his Instagram posts. The fact that the commenters are mocking his verbal tic of repeating "okay" as a meaningless filler word goes completely over his head.

I like how he thinks people are gonna regret "wasting all that time trolling someone" when it takes barely 5 seconds to post those instagram "Okay" comments. 5 seconds of shitposting for a minute of funny REEE'ing from a triggered Phil is a good payoff.

Counting his money on stream, he bitches there isn't enough. The stream mods start to head out when he stops them. He says there is still more he has to stream.

"But it's Christmas Mr. Burnell"

"Christmas? Bah-*Snort*-Humbag! Fine, just don't forget to tip me on the way out. I need to pay mah bills"

Cut to that night while falling asleep he is visited by the ghosts of John Rambo and Howard who tell him he will be visited by 3 ghosts tonight. The Ghost of Christmas Past, Present, and Future.

Ghost of Christmas Past: Ghost Wolverine Toy, shows him how happy he was as a child getting xmen toys for Christmas.

Ghost of Christmas Present: Ghost Dad, shows him all the fun the rest of the family is having together for the holidays....dood. Shows him how happy John Rambo, Howard, and even Leanna are spending precious moments with their loved ones.

Ghost of Christmas Future: Ghost Carl Johnson, shows DSP his Christmas at 65 as he plays through GTA: San Andreas for the 6th time on Christmas Eve. He is complaining about the TPK (The Phantom Kojima), a group in a long line of failed groups dedicated to making fun of him. He says they destroyed his restaurant's credibility and why he is living in a small studio apartment.

Upon waking up he flings himself out of bed, buys the biggest turkey he can find, and dashes to Leanna's apt. "There's still time!" He mutters.

"LEANNA LEANNA!" He shouts uncontrollably.

She then stops her new, handsome bf from calling the cops and let's him come in. The rest of his family wonder why there is a weird guy at the table talking about video games non stop, but for once Phil is happy.

Repost this during Christmas week

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

But at the end of the day he still has dollars in his hand while Fred got what? Internet cred?

C'mon, Fred is the President of the Sons of Kojima. That's much better than money... right?

 

[James Smith]

A cheap method people use for sleeping pills is antihistamine tablets which are usually over the counter and cost almost nothing. The older/shittier ones (drowsy type) act as something that basically kinda knocks you out and ends up making you sleepy. They work well, and if they're prescription only where he lives, doctors will hand them out like candy because they're pretty much not abusable.

Depending on which specific kind (if he's using antihistamine tablets) they also give a terrible hangover in the morning. Based upon the individual's genetics/health/etc the 'hangover' from these can often feel worse than alcohol by a long shot.

Or the more likely scenario that using antihistamines marketed as sleep aids, he's just using antihistamines marketed to reduce allergy symptoms. He's been complaining about allergies for months. Not to mention they'd also reduce the symptoms of his post-nasal drip.

 

[A Ghost]

Of course the handholding began before he even started playing.

im shocked one of phils paypigs didn't send him a walkthough all ready like with banjo