DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PL 879]

"I don't suck at games nor am I a bad person."

 

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Phil made light of a shooting to further his own tardbux streams.

What a saint!

 

[PL 879]

Phil is in full cocky meltdown mode because he beat Cuphead in two streams.
Think he's still drunk.

 

[Y2K Baby]

He finally gets fed up with the "Okay" comment spam on all his Instagram posts. The fact that the commenters are mocking his verbal tic of repeating "okay" as a meaningless filler word goes completely over his head.

Okay.

 

[Meta Junglira]

I believe the average time to beat Cuphead is around 5 hours.

DSP did it in 8 hours.

Given how the game was designed, DSP would eventually beat it. Same thing with Dark Souls. He wants a real hard game to beat to wow me? How about he plays something like Alien Soldier.

 

[Collections Agent]

I believe the average time to beat Cuphead is around 5 hours.

DSP did it in 8 hours.

Given how the game was designed, DSP would eventually beat it. Same thing with Dark Souls. He wants a real hard game to beat to wow me? How about he plays something like Alien Soldier.

Despite the fact he exhibited insane luck at some points, he didn't play Cuphead that poorly a majority of the time. He fucked up his fair share (there's a clip called "SUPER TIME" on twitch that makes me laugh so fucking hard) but that's normal in a game like Cuphead.

Regardless I actually enjoyed watching him play something and do half decent for once. He blamed RNG like the Boogeyman because lag wasn't a factor, but that being said he did fine.

 

[neger psykolog]

I believe the average time to beat Cuphead is around 5 hours.

DSP did it in 8 hours.

Given how the game was designed, DSP would eventually beat it. Same thing with Dark Souls. He wants a real hard game to beat to wow me? How about he plays something like Alien Soldier.

Meh. Only Phil would care how long it took to beat because he's trying to win at single player games (?) which is the equivalent of pissing up a flagpole. I get that he's the one who started this by getting super defensive in the first place, but its such a stupid thing to try and brag about.

I though the sole purpose of single player games was entertainment and challenge?

Why (:autism is he even responding to all these accusations anyway? He walks into these same traps every single time.

Anyway, always remember to follow Phil on Twitter and stay woke:

 

[Sasquatch82]

Phil is in full cocky meltdown mode because he beat Cuphead in two streams.
Think he's still drunk.
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If I wanted to coach someone on the best way to attract trolls, Phil would put me out of business.

The poor guy is starting to crack, wouldn't be surprised if there was a major breakdown in the offing.

 

[PL 879]

All these years online and DSP still has no idea how the Internet works. One cannot shout back at "thousands of idiots talking shit because they're ignorant fucks" and not expect them to turn into tens of thousands as a direct result.

 

[neger psykolog]

If I wanted to coach someone on the best way to attract trolls, Phil would put me out of business.

The poor guy is starting to crack, wouldn't be surprised if there was a major breakdown in the offing.

All these years online and DSP still has no idea how the Internet works. One cannot shout back at "thousands of idiots talking shit because they're ignorant fucks" and not expect them to turn into tens of thousands as a direct result.
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The best part is how he tries to mention his usage of IRC "back in the day".
There is no chance Phil was ever a part of any major IRC channel without getting banned, when you talk the amount of shit he does you can usually expect a k-line within a few minutes. Probably was the reason he set of on his own course with his own channels so that he could control everything and make it all "DSPositive"

 

[Collections Agent]

Meh. Only Phil would care how long it took to beat because he's trying to win at single player games (?) which is the equivalent of pissing up a flagpole. I get that he's the one who started this by getting super defensive in the first place, but its such a stupid thing to try and brag about.

I though the sole purpose of single player games was entertainment and challenge?

Why (:autism is he even responding to all these accusations anyway? He walks into these same traps every single time.

Anyway, always remember to follow Phil on Twitter and stay woke:
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I'm actually on Phil's side for once. As unimpressive as it is to most, beating Cuphead at all as DSP is shocking. It's kind of sad there are so many people trying to make excuses on how he beat it and how it's not a "valid win".

Like, Cuphead isn't a lvl 1 Dark Souls run. It's not that hard.

EDIT: Unless you're a games journalist

 

[Rare Drop]

All these years online and DSP still has no idea how the Internet works. One cannot shout back at "thousands of idiots talking shit because they're ignorant fucks" and not expect them to turn into tens of thousands as a direct result.
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I'm gonna assume stream chat told him about the homing shot in the first place and if he was informed, he would use it every chance he got. Phil cannot stand getting poked at- he could have spun beating Cuphead into some good PR with his notorious reputation, but he doubled down on looking like a jackass to new observers.

Phil...Phil never changes.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm actually on Phil's side for once. As unimpressive as it is to most, beating Cuphead at all as DSP is shocking. It's kind of sad there are so many people trying to make excuses on how he beat it and how it's not a "valid win".

Like, Cuphead isn't a lvl 1 Dark Souls run. It's not that hard.

The thing is, no one would care if Phil didn't. He's the one actively replying to all of this noise every day, he's the one validating it with a response or a ban.

If he responded in a way that perhaps wasn't so completely defensive (about the "right way" to play a game that's been out for a grand total of 4 days) no one would give a shit. But of course Phil replies to every single accusation which shows that no one even cares about the game, they just know they can get a reaction out of him.

 

[James Smith]

Phil is in full cocky meltdown mode because he beat Cuphead in two streams.
Think he's still drunk.
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I like how he regularly mentions that detractors are gullible or believe everything they hear. People who don't like him will keep each other in check if someone is going overboard or is just plain incorrect. Try doing that in a group of DSP's fans and you get excommunicated, banned, and blocked.

 

[Collections Agent]

The thing is, no one would care if Phil didn't. He's the one actively replying to all of this noise every day, he's the one validating it with a response or a ban.

If he responded in a way that perhaps wasn't so completely defensive (about the "right way" to play a game that's been out for a grand total of 4 days) no one would give a shit. But of course Phil replies to every single accusation which shows that no one even cares about the game, they just know they can get a reaction out of him.

Fair enough, you think after 1,720,016 bans and people still calling him out he'd learn it's not really a deterrent anymore

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil is online now, so I'll keep this post updated with anything interesting that happens on prestream:

• Timings:
  • Scheduled stream start: 11:30 AM PDT
  • Stream video start: 11:37 AM PDT
  • Pre-Prestream start (when Phil actually starts talking): 11:45 AM PDT
    • Phil came on for 30 seconds or so to explain he was still loading shit up on his laggy laptop and would be starting soon
  • Prestream start (when Phil's actual prestream starts): 11:51 AM PDT
  • Game start (when Phil actually gets into a game and starts playing. This doesn't start from when game menu has loaded, but once he has actually started playing da game): 12:23 PM PDT
• Just a note that today is Phil's last day of streaming before his "holiday". He'll be returning on the 8th of October and on the days between uploading a bunch of shit to his YouTube channels.
• 
• 
• Starts talking at 11:45 AM and says we're going to "start momentarily" and that his laptop is lagging so its taking him time to load shit up
• Emphasizes that he's not actually having a holiday and will be cleaning up his house and uploading some videos.
• 
• Phil's prestream/waiting screen is playing without any background music. This is of note because people think there's something wrong with their browsers/stream because Phil is too lazy to record an MP3 or play a YouTube video which has the PS4 loading menu music
  • 
• "for me the weeks been pretty good for multiple reasons"
  • Because he's been playing a lot of new games
  • Because he's had good stream attendance
  • Then he talks about Fortnite and tries to make it sound like he kinda enjoyed it (not absolutely negative about it)
• Says today's stream will run until about 5 PM PDT and that he should get about 4 hours of game play once he takes his midstream break.
• Says Spyro won't take too long which is a "good thing" because he has to balance it with da new releases
• "once a week, twice a week I'll be able to sneak in a session of Spyro"
• Says he enjoyed it, but he died a ton, but says its because he's playing an emulated version of the game on the PS3. Then he starts blabbing on about da "delayed inputs".
• Explains for reasons of "full transparency" about his 4 day break
  • "time away for the first time since in July"
  • "I've got some things I'd like to do which I don't have time to do when I'm streaming"
  • He's going to be doing a few things that "you won't be interested in" involving finances/bills
  • He'll be making a pot of Italian sauce
  • "Homemade, family recipe Italian sauce"
  • "That's what happens when I make a pot of Italian sauce" (goes on a long winded explanation about how he needs to go check da sauce every 20 minutes
  • Now he's talking about the subtle intricacies that comes with balancing specific kinds of games while also checking his homemade authentic family recipe Italian sauce.
  • "One day, I'm going to be heading out to look at Halloween costumes"
• Goes on about a bunch of shit about his Halloween costume and the costumes
• "By the way, I'm a huge fan of Halloween and I'm a huge fan of Christmas"
• He watched some horror movie last night and "sadly" didn't post a picture of it to his instagram
• He says he "gets into the holiday spirit" and has decorated his house with pumpkins
• Very clearly makes a point of explaining that he won't be streaming for 4 days
• Says it'll be hopefully enough to recuperate
• Says he's been having trouble sleeping
• "clearing out my sinuses and everything *snort*"
• Goes on about his sinuses and sniffling and some shit
• He's gonna do a midnight release of some game which I immediately forgot after he said it (I think it was midnight shadow of war or something)
• Repeatedly emphasizes that even though he won't be streaming this doesn't mean he won't be working.
  • Goes on a long detailed explanation about how he's going to click and drag some video files onto the YouTube website and upload.
• Mentions how if you're bored because Phil isn't streaming you can always go to his YouTube channel where he has over 45,000 videos that he has uploaded since he started it.
• Says Patreon goal for this month will be PUBG (solo and with a party as well if he can). It will take place during late November. He'll play it on Xbox One if its out by then or he'll play on PC
  • Goes on a long tirade about da game and how he'll stream it and play it all day long
  • "That's if we hit the funding goal folks"
  • He's not gonna push da new patreon goal much today, but he says when he gets back he will.
• Mentions the half price Twitch sub shit being extended, then seems like he looked straight at his calendar for the date (18th Oct) and was like "gee that's great that'll be right in the middle of 3 big game releases so I can tell everyone!"
• Does the usual shit about how people should tip:
  • Says his great month in August will clear in about 8 days
  • "all my bills clear at the first week of the month"
  • "I'm really nervous about not having enough funds"
  • "It's not my fault, its YouTube's fault"
  • "Once we hit mid-October we should be ok and I won't have to bring this up ever!"
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• Supposedly last night when Phil was a bit hazy/uncoordinated (which people are guessing was because he was drunk)
  • 
• Tipper mentions that Phil should try doing some healthy food on DSP tries it. He says that DSP tries it is for preprepared foods but the frozen pizza was an exception because you have to heat it up to eat it (!).
• Asks for suggestions of what people might be interested in in terms of healthy food. Says healthy food is expensive.
• "double to triple the price"
• 12:16 PM PDT and he's still fucking talking.
• 12:19 PM PDT and he's says its time to start da game.
• Then reads chat about some shit to do with workouts, and says how he used to work out and take protein shakes and people used to say Phil looked "ripped".
• Says he had to stop doing it for a variety of reasons
• "I was doing it too much and almost had a blood vessel pop in my head"
• Says if you look at his arms you can still see the muscles
• Says his dad was a bodybuilder and even though he hasn't done any in 20 years you can still see da muscles
• 12:21 PM PDT and he's still talking
• Then clarifies that his dad wasn't a "professional" body builder, but he worked at a shipping company and had to move boxes around or some shit
• Phil actually loads into the game at 12:23 PM PDT and starts playing.

 

[OutspokenHuman]

A cheap method people use for sleeping pills is antihistamine tablets which are usually over the counter and cost almost nothing. The older/shittier ones (drowsy type) act as something that basically kinda knocks you out and ends up making you sleepy. They work well, and if they're prescription only where he lives, doctors will hand them out like candy because they're pretty much not abusable.

Depending on which specific kind (if he's using antihistamine tablets) they also give a terrible hangover in the morning. Based upon the individual's genetics/health/etc the 'hangover' from these can often feel worse than alcohol by a long shot.

I'm watching the first Spyro video now and it's pretty hard to tell whether he's drunk or something else is affecting his speech/coordination. I guess if I were forced to play Spyro and I thought of myself as a "pro street fighter player" then I'd get shit can drunk.

Since he's constantly depressed, this is feasible.

 

[DSPGouting]

Phahahaah he is saying he used to be Jacked and used to work out and people said he was ripped ACK ACK ACK

 

[Dragoonism]

@neger psykolog dont forget to add how he was a bodybuilder in collage!

 

[DSPGouting]

LOL @ the chat distracting him every two seconds onto a new tangent. If i wasn't still banned on his chat I would cheer 10 bits and ask him for body building advice, I'm sure thats another 20 minutes of delay haha

also saw this in chat ACK ACK ACK

Bionich00t: I remember when Phil stopped lifting but kept bulking