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Speaking as an active member of his farms page, I can confirm this.
 
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"i was jacked dood, i used to work out to the extreme snrrrrrt" hes been a couch potatoe since the day he was spawned... hes been a couch potatoe waaaaay too long , i bet he already has some weird cancer going on, he has never worked out in his life

Them pecs though. How on Earth wasn't Leanna compelled to stay with such a buff guy.

He also claimed while live streaming today that its impossible to build muscle doing full body workouts, and so he did a different body part each time.
 
Them pecs though. How on Earth wasn't Leanna compelled to stay with such a buff guy.

He also claimed while live streaming today that its impossible to build muscle doing full body workouts, and so he did a different body part each time.

All the best athletes have a select body part that they focus on.
We all know what Phil's is...
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"i was jacked dood, i used to work out to the extreme snrrrrrt" hes been a couch potatoe since the day he was spawned... hes been a couch potatoe waaaaay too long , i bet he already has some weird cancer going on, he has never worked out in his life

He has worse genetics than Jason Genova, holy man tits.
 
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"i was jacked dood, i used to work out to the extreme snrrrrrt" hes been a couch potatoe since the day he was spawned... hes been a couch potatoe waaaaay too long , i bet he already has some weird cancer going on, he has never worked out in his life

I'm most interested in what he said about why he stopped working out today:
"I was doing it too much and almost had a blood vessel pop in my head"

I get that a lot of Phil's "health issues" are very easy for people to call out as being false or overblown by Phil which is kind of shitty because he may have very legitimate issues with his health...

But how exactly in the name of fuck does one almost pop a blood vessel in their head? This is something I don't understand. Sure, if you actually popped the blood vessel, or if you started experiencing dizziness/heart palpitations... but how do you almost pop a blood vessel?

Given how much Phil has a tendency to draw out every minute detail of his mundane life, I'm sure several years ago when he was 'ripped' he just stepped outside and experienced a drop of sweat on his forehead and from that day forward started telling everyone that he almost popped a blood vessel in his head.
 
I'm most interested in what he said about why he stopped working out today:
"I was doing it too much and almost had a blood vessel pop in my head"

I get that a lot of Phil's "health issues" are very easy for people to call out as being false or overblown by Phil which is kind of shitty because he may have very legitimate issues with his health...

But how exactly in the name of fuck does one almost pop a blood vessel in their head? This is something I don't understand. Sure, if you actually popped the blood vessel, or if you started experiencing dizziness/heart palpitations... but how do you almost pop a blood vessel?

Given how much Phil has a tendency to draw out every minute detail of his mundane life, I'm sure several years ago when he was 'ripped' he just stepped outside and experienced a drop of sweat on his forehead and from that day forward started telling everyone that he almost popped a blood vessel in his head.
He tried walking up a flight of stairs right after eating some potato chips and chinese food and got a headache. What a brave almost-stroke survivor.
 
You guys know that feeling when you get up too fast and you feel dizzy and shit, I bet that happened to him after 10 hours of him sitting on his playing video games.

Hell, maybe he was going for food and since groceries = workout to him he felt he had to stop exercising altogether, lest he pops a vessel.
 
He stopped playing Spyro until streamchat would tell him how to beat a certain part. Somebody finally emailed him a YouTube video on how to beat it so he watched it on his phone.

Someone should just run his youtube channel for him. He could split the profits 50/50 and still make more money than what he's doing now. He is so fucking stupid.
 
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