Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

Man, the parallels that Bryan draws with Phil are outstanding.
  • Can't handle criticism
  • Wife/GF left him. (at least Phil was actually engaged)
  • Both obsess over BSV.
  • Sperg out over things before knowing all the information and facts
  • Sperg out over memes and common banter
  • mimicking an internet personality and never adapting (Phil = AVGN; Bryan = Jim)
I give Phil more credit because he is a little more transparent than he is and he did not try to fight someone IRL. And then also make a workout prep video for it.

You can say he was.. dumped by his full time girlfriend..
 
Not surprised he was dumped after the chatting with Ruby.. Holey shit, does this nigga fucking think at all?
 
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Ouch. That's brutal.


Looks like I fucking called it. Nice job Bryan, shame I was wrong in assuming she was with you in order to get to stay in the country but every video showcasing her made the assumption that she was struggling to stay in the US, would have been 10x funnier. In a way I guess good for her, she gets to stay in the country plus she actually opened her eyes and realised just how much of a piece of shit you really are.

I like to imagine you told her all the internet war stories like you were some badass and she saw through your Bullshit. "Did you know I was once a Metokur member? Big deal right? Also I am totally best buddies with Jim!"
 
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Not surprised he was dumped after the chatting with Ruby.. Holey shit, does this nigga fucking think at all?
He was dumped before that. Someone earlier in the thread, even before he made his thread on BSV, which I won't touch or get involved with because BSV is a fucking idiot and pedophile, but someone posted something like "Dude your girlfriend doesn't even want to be called your girlfriend let alone your wife" when he was posting about how BSV was threatening "his family".

I didn't wanna call him out and look stupid but can anyone agree those Ruby photos he posted look like Facebook photos? Bryan lets see the context for those, bud. I don't think she sent you photos, for one they aren't nudes like you wanted, and for two, she made it pretty clear she didn't want to.

I don't know why you would lie about your girlfriend being your wife because anyone could look that up, and it's fucking creepy to outsiders and your girlfriend, and theres also no way it wouldn't come back to haunt you, dude.

This is why you're a lolcow dude and I kind of love it, and love you for it.
 
This just gets better and better. He'll come here and drop some sob story about some dead relative or Jim "giving him advice about sperging out" again. And then he'll proceed to sperg out in other lolcow threads. Rinse and repeat.
 
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Can you guys just stop?

You win. Whatever. I'm done. I'm deleting my YouTube and my twitter is gone. I'm sorry to the people I've caused issues with, I've been going through alot and I've been coping by being destructive to people and things around me.

I'm not okay. I have been since the end of August. I'm sure you'll all use it against but fuck it. Whatever.

In late August I was on the phone with my significant other planning a double date with friends and talking about what to watch that night. I loved Sarah very much and still do. I came into my house to find out my partner was having depression issues. We talked and she decided she wanted to be alone and go back home to support her Syrian government with her family and it'd make her happy.

I lost my lover that day. I've been drinking and being a destructive asshole to everyone around me. Today some of you decided to involve her into my affairs because of the "lulz". It ended with me losing my best friend and former lover. I get kiwifarms is a comedy forum but this was the straw that broke the camel's back.


Please leave me and my family and whoever I've dated alone. Make fun of me all you want but stay out of my personal life and the lives of others around me. Respect privacy when it's asked.

Yes I'm a hypocrite for saying it but you guys win. I'm done fighting. I just want to be left alone and people around me left alone.

I'm sorry for my mistakes and behaviors. I can't change them but I can try to do the right thing. If you have questions I'll try to answer for the next hour.
 
Can you guys just stop?

You win. Whatever. I'm done. I'm deleting my YouTube and my twitter is gone. I'm sorry to the people I've caused issues with, I've been going through alot and I've been coping by being destructive to people and things around me.

I'm not okay. I have been since the end of August. I'm sure you'll all use it against but fuck it. Whatever.

In late August I was on the phone with my significant other planning a double date with friends and talking about what to watch that night. I loved Sarah very much and still do. I came into my house to find out my partner was having depression issues. We talked and she decided she wanted to be alone and go back home to support her Syrian government with her family and it'd make her happy.

I lost my lover that day. I've been drinking and being a destructive asshole to everyone around me. Today some of you decided to involve her into my affairs because of the "lulz". It ended with me losing my best friend and former lover. I get kiwifarms is a comedy forum but this was the straw that broke the camel's back.


Please leave me and my family and whoever I've dated alone. Make fun of me all you want but stay out of my personal life and the lives of others around me. Respect privacy when it's asked.

Yes I'm a hypocrite for saying it but you guys win. I'm done fighting. I just want to be left alone and people around me left alone.

I'm sorry for my mistakes and behaviors. I can't change them but I can try to do the right thing. If you have questions I'll try to answer for the next hour.

... You really shouldn't have done that.
 
Can you guys just stop?

You win. Whatever. I'm done. I'm deleting my YouTube and my twitter is gone. I'm sorry to the people I've caused issues with, I've been going through alot and I've been coping by being destructive to people and things around me.

I'm not okay. I have been since the end of August. I'm sure you'll all use it against but fuck it. Whatever.

In late August I was on the phone with my significant other planning a double date with friends and talking about what to watch that night. I loved Sarah very much and still do. I came into my house to find out my partner was having depression issues. We talked and she decided she wanted to be alone and go back home to support her Syrian government with her family and it'd make her happy.

I lost my lover that day. I've been drinking and being a destructive asshole to everyone around me. Today some of you decided to involve her into my affairs because of the "lulz". It ended with me losing my best friend and former lover. I get kiwifarms is a comedy forum but this was the straw that broke the camel's back.


Please leave me and my family and whoever I've dated alone. Make fun of me all you want but stay out of my personal life and the lives of others around me. Respect privacy when it's asked.

Yes I'm a hypocrite for saying it but you guys win. I'm done fighting. I just want to be left alone and people around me left alone.

I'm sorry for my mistakes and behaviors. I can't change them but I can try to do the right thing. If you have questions I'll try to answer for the next hour.
Don't chuck your YouTube. Fuck ratings, fuck people's opinions. You have got to get things sorted, Bryan.
Take some time and step away from being online if you need to, but don't make any permanent decisions while in an emotional state that you know for a fact you'll regret later on.
You can turn shit around, but you'll need to work on yourself first and at that point you'll come back and this thread won't bother you.
Gotta quit that god damn drinking, as well. It does you no fucking good since it seems to be a means of escape for you.
We worked together during the leaks, but I think you might feel a little lost with all drama being relatively over.
Get to a place where you can stand hearing nothing but quiet and your own thoughts late at night. You'll be ready to come back when you're there.
 
You win. Whatever. I'm done. I'm deleting my YouTube and my twitter is gone. I'm sorry to the people I've caused issues with, I've been going through alot and I've been coping by being destructive to people and things around me.

Like a broken record. How long will it last? Didn't you want your KF account banned not long ago? Your :autism: and ego knows no bounds.

I think it's time you cut off your internet connection, for everyone and yourself. You just keep embarrassing yourself everytime you're online.
 
Can you guys just stop?

You win. Whatever. I'm done. I'm deleting my YouTube and my twitter is gone. I'm sorry to the people I've caused issues with, I've been going through alot and I've been coping by being destructive to people and things around me.

I'm not okay. I have been since the end of August. I'm sure you'll all use it against but fuck it. Whatever.

In late August I was on the phone with my significant other planning a double date with friends and talking about what to watch that night. I loved Sarah very much and still do. I came into my house to find out my partner was having depression issues. We talked and she decided she wanted to be alone and go back home to support her Syrian government with her family and it'd make her happy.

I lost my lover that day. I've been drinking and being a destructive asshole to everyone around me. Today some of you decided to involve her into my affairs because of the "lulz". It ended with me losing my best friend and former lover. I get kiwifarms is a comedy forum but this was the straw that broke the camel's back.


Please leave me and my family and whoever I've dated alone. Make fun of me all you want but stay out of my personal life and the lives of others around me. Respect privacy when it's asked.

Yes I'm a hypocrite for saying it but you guys win. I'm done fighting. I just want to be left alone and people around me left alone.

I'm sorry for my mistakes and behaviors. I can't change them but I can try to do the right thing. If you have questions I'll try to answer for the next hour.

No
 
Don't chuck your YouTube. Fuck ratings, fuck people's opinions. You have got to get things sorted, Bryan.
Take some time and step away from being online if you need to, but don't make any permanent decisions while in an emotional state that you know for a fact you'll regret later on.
You can turn shit around, but you'll need to work on yourself first and at that point you'll come back and this thread won't bother you.
Gotta quit that god damn drinking, as well. It does you no fucking good since it seems to be a means of escape for you.
We worked together during the leaks, but I think you might feel a little lost with all drama being relatively over.
Get to a place where you can stand hearing nothing but quiet and your own thoughts late at night. You'll be ready to come back when you're there.
I don't think your words of wisdom would reach to someone special as KoP. The only person that would 'wake him up' is his good old friend Jim. It's good you're reaching out to him.

Surely exercise and fitness should improve self confidence and diet eh? That's some depressing shit going on with KoP.
 
I don't think your words of wisdom would reach to someone special as KoP. The only person that would 'wake him up' is his good old friend Jim.

Surely exercise and fitness should improve self confidence and diet eh? That's some depression going on with KoP.

whats your problem? Did I somehow ruin your life or some shit? you and this john smith guy have had some serious problems with me since the beginning. Im done trying to fight anyone I just want to be left alone and my family and friends and significant others left alone. I apologized and told you guys whats wrong with me. What more do you want? Whats your fucking deal
 
whats your problem? Did I somehow ruin your life or some shit? you and this john smith guy have had some serious problems with me since the beginning. Im done trying to fight anyone I just want to be left alone and my family and friends and significant others left alone. I apologized and told you guys whats wrong with me. What more do you want? Whats your fucking deal
I don't care about your family issues, not interested. You're just a pathological liar. Once you get exposed, you pull some excuse so people don't shit on you.

As I said before, it's better if you leave the internet.
 
The deal budderoo is that you are a lolcow, and you are easy to tard cum, because you just keep flashing your massive tits. No one gives a shit about your family, if shit is happening to them, its your fault. You still don't get it. lol...

I dont do anything to anyone. is tream and make videos and do podcasts. thats it. I dont bring shit onto myself until recently. You guys take shit way too far and you try to justify your own sick fucked up morals and ethics with this type of shit. I enjoy laughing at cows and making fun of them but I dont engage into the realms of harming cows real life situations and I definetly dont deflect, as you have, by suggesting its a justified action if the "cow" gets "milked more".

Im sorry you feel you need to be that way and I hope you figure out why you think that way as I reflect on my own faults but its not alright in my opinion.

I don't care about your family issues, not interested. You're just a pathological liar. Once you get exposed, you pull some excuse so people don't shit on you.

As I said before, it's better if you leave the internet.

You dont know me, you never have even talked to me, I shared my personal life because you and afew others decided to make my life your personal business. It wasnt just to laugh at for you but to create rifts with people I know in real life and more.

You have serious problems, I have my problems but youre way more fucked up then I am. The fact you cant give a straight answer as to why you hate me so much besides gross speculation and taking kiwifarms too seriously shows alot of problems.

Make fun of me but just leave me alone. Myy channels are gone. I dont harm people, can you say the same thing?
 
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I dont do anything to anyone. is tream and make videos and do podcasts. thats it. I dont bring shit onto myself until recently. You guys take shit way too far and you try to justify your own sick fucked up morals and ethics with this type of shit. I enjoy laughing at cows and making fun of them but I dont engage into the realms of harming cows real life situations and I definetly dont deflect, as you have, by suggesting its a justified action if the "cow" gets "milked more".

Im sorry you feel you need to be that way and I hope you figure out why you think that way as I reflect on my own faults but its not alright in my opinion.

Remember when people told you to leave the site
Remember when you said that you were leaving the site
Remember when Jim told you not to come back to the site

You came to a forum about lolcows, found your thread, necroed it, lied about being yourself and then wonder why people wont leave you alone when you stay in the thread.

I don't think you should leave tbh, you are actually great content. Unlike your vids lol.
 
Can you guys just stop?

You win. Whatever. I'm done. I'm deleting my YouTube and my twitter is gone. I'm sorry to the people I've caused issues with, I've been going through alot and I've been coping by being destructive to people and things around me.

I'm not okay. I have been since the end of August. I'm sure you'll all use it against but fuck it. Whatever.

In late August I was on the phone with my significant other planning a double date with friends and talking about what to watch that night. I loved Sarah very much and still do. I came into my house to find out my partner was having depression issues. We talked and she decided she wanted to be alone and go back home to support her Syrian government with her family and it'd make her happy.

I lost my lover that day. I've been drinking and being a destructive asshole to everyone around me. Today some of you decided to involve her into my affairs because of the "lulz". It ended with me losing my best friend and former lover. I get kiwifarms is a comedy forum but this was the straw that broke the camel's back.


Please leave me and my family and whoever I've dated alone. Make fun of me all you want but stay out of my personal life and the lives of others around me. Respect privacy when it's asked.

Yes I'm a hypocrite for saying it but you guys win. I'm done fighting. I just want to be left alone and people around me left alone.

I'm sorry for my mistakes and behaviors. I can't change them but I can try to do the right thing. If you have questions I'll try to answer for the next hour.

I am not going sit here and white knight for you Pol, it's not my job. I will say however I've never had a bad interaction with you and you have always been pleasant to me so I am not going to shit on you.

Dude, get your shit together but don't delete everything in an emotional state. If you have something going on in your life, take time off from the internet.

Again I don't have a problem with you Pol but somewhere around 8 months ago you got this stick up your ass. You started taking the internet waaay too seriously.

This thread exists to just talk shit on you, that's what it's here for, and that's exactly what people are going use it for. Does it suck for you? Yes. But there really isn't much you can do about it and even if you could get rid of it, they would find somewhere else to talk shit about you. That's the beauty of the internet.

You can never have everyone like you @FedoraManManMan, so who cares.
 
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Well thats interesting lol
 

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