DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Overcast]

He stopped playing Spyro until streamchat would tell him how to beat a certain part. Somebody finally emailed him a YouTube video on how to beat it so he watched it on his phone.

Which part? Played the game a lot in my youth.

 

[Zim]

Him saying he had to stop working out because he almost blew a blood vessel is just as stupid as how a guy I used to know refused to exercise because his heart would beat fast and he was afraid he'd have a heart attack.

Even back in his "prime" he had the body of a dude who logged a lot of couch time.

 

[Lunachu]

Spyro used to be a favourite of mine to play when I just wanted to chill out, I don't remember any of it being particularly difficult. What bit did he stop for?

 

[Keystone]

View attachment 290310 What word do you say to that annoying colleague that tells you what he watched on TV the night before?

Think he'll ever take time out of his "busy" schedule to learn what the Streisand Effect is?

Don't answer that. A rhetorical question.

 

[Pointandlaugh]

Someone should just run his youtube channel for him. He could split the profits 50/50 and still make more money than what he's doing now. He is so fucking stupid.

DSP being DSP, he will take 90% or maybe 95% of profits if he did that. Remember how he got people to do THYDP videos for his KOGaming channel, that didn't last long. Funny that the videos sent were from detractors.

 

[Quan_Chi]

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"i was jacked dood, i used to work out to the extreme snrrrrrt" hes been a couch potatoe since the day he was spawned... hes been a couch potatoe waaaaay too long , i bet he already has some weird cancer going on, he has never worked out in his life

How do you look at yourself in the mirror and go "I look good. Damn good."?

But most importantly how do you go from a reasonably slim guy in his early 20's to looking like that still in your 20's??? My gawdd!

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I am legit curious what caused him to stop playing until chat told him what to do...i don't recall any of the World 3 stages being that hard..

 

[Keystone]

How do you look at yourself in the mirror and go "I look good. Damn good."?

It's funny because he actually did just that in his Seattle vacation vlog. You know, the vacation where he spent money on a hotel to visit Seattle, the city literally a half hour away from his home in Renton. That's how his vlog of that trip started, him saying "Oh yeah I look good" into the mirror.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

lol calm down Phil

 

[JackDavis]

The best part is how he tries to mention his usage of IRC "back in the day".
There is no chance Phil was ever a part of any major IRC channel without getting banned, when you talk the amount of shit he does you can usually expect a k-line within a few minutes. Probably was the reason he set of on his own course with his own channels so that he could control everything and make it all "DSPositive"

I had the pleasure of witnessing Phil on EFNet a few years back, when SF4 was released. I was in a channel called #StreetFighterIV and this dude "dsp_" joined and immediately demanded ops because he was a "pro player" and what good is this channel if a pro player like him isn't opped? Of course he was never opped, talked shit to everybody and ended up getting banned. He has absolutely no social skills.

 

[Keystone]

lol calm down Phil

lol triggered

Being the benchmark for absolute shit in videogame playing performance still weighs on him.

 

[NobodyReally]

Which part? Played the game a lot in my youth.

He was going for a 100% run so i think it was out of the way. He had to jump from arrowed spiral platforms and find a secret hole. I checked and he hasn't uploaded that part to Youtube yet.

 

[JohnnyBoi]

In all honesty, he's going to run his mouth and is going to be banned from twitter. I can just imagine he's at that point of getting banned somewhere.

 

[Freshtodeath]

He needed help even in the early stages of Spyro. The chat was telling him everything. He is still an awful gamer. He beat cuphead but his chat was telling him a bunch of stuff. Literally if he hadn't used the chat for Spyro he would have never figured out how to 100 percent level 3. The ego on him is unreal even to this day.

 

[The Mountain]

Beating a game like Cuphead, which quickly earned a reputation for being "hard" is the only thing approaching an achievement Phil has. This is the hill he's willing to die on because he literally has nothing else to be proud of (save being 4th in a shitty tournament ages ago.)

 

[Freshtodeath]

I don't have the citation but apparently he said he inherited his muscle because his father worked out a lot. Think he said it on pre stream today. He also said he still has the muscle from working out 15 years ago.

Bugged anatomy mechanics. Not how any of this works.

 

[Rare Drop]

In all honesty, he's going to run his mouth and is going to be banned from twitter. I can just imagine he's at that point of getting banned somewhere.

Going to be waiting a while. Phil rarely directly calls people out unless he gets pinged on twitter, and if it was someone with PewDiePie levels of clout he'd just make a passive-aggressive video instead. Tevin has a point- Phil is lucky someone with lots of e-fame hasn't gone out of the way to lay into him, otherwise he would really be unable to do near anything online without getting slammed.

 

[Overcast]

He was going for a 100% run so i think it was out of the way. He had to jump from arrowed spiral platforms and find a secret hole. I checked and he hasn't uploaded that part to Youtube yet.

Sounds like one of the supercharge stages. Yeah those can be a bitch and a half when going for 100%.

Tree Tops in particular is pretty infamous with all the fancy maneuvering you had to do.

 

[HolocaustDenier]

Cuphead is very straight forward, its just a matter of time until you learn the patterns, phil retardation usually excels in more open games where he has to use a little bit of imagination to figure things out

 

[Randy Lahey]

My guess is that Phil doesn't want to see them for whatever reason.

Fuckin’ Wolverine dolls man