DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[neger psykolog]

https://twitter.com/scrub_fighter/status/915447233847336960 this user did this

I couldn't see this fully on my mobile phone screen at all so I was wondering what all the fuss was about.

Now I can see it. By god that's the most fantastic picture I've seen in my entire life. Beautiful.

Fucking. Legendary.
A content cop is definitely never going to happen for Phil. He is just too irrelevant and ridiculous for it to have any effect. Plus it would just get him undeserved attention and he'd spin the whole thing around to make himself the victim, "he's just being a bully, dood! Stuff in the past doesn't matter, guys! Stupid detractors. I was just scratching my leg on stream, dood!!!"

Not to rain on da parade but I'm not so sure idubbbz or anyone would have anything to say about Phil that isn't already widely known. He's the guy who masturbated live on stream. The only affect it'd have is giving DSP a ton of YouTube bucks.

Phil's YouTube strategy has actually been 'smart' in that instead of relying on popular daily videos he has a catalog of thousands upon thousands of videos. Sure, adjustments in search algorithms can fuck him over in a heartbeat, but if he suddenly becomes a hot topic then his videos are going to start drowning in traffic.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Meanwhile on TKOH, patrons openly discuss taking down DSP videos that aren't uploaded by DSP himself.

https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/3876-eliminating-dsp-videos-that-are-reuploaded/

Not sure how many browse TKOH but it's usually a good source of entertainment as Phil fans inevitably end up attacking one another with accusations of being socks.

First post, shout-out to @EddyB43.

 

[neger psykolog]

Someone should just run his youtube channel for him. He could split the profits 50/50 and still make more money than what he's doing now. He is so fucking stupid.

I'm honestly surprised that he even needs to have a 'vacation' at this point.
Why doesn't he just play a stream from 2 months ago and then put in some random playthrough from youtube with one of his own audio tracks?
It'll be all the same shit guaranteed so no one would be able to tell the difference
"I'm not looking a gift horse in the mouth"
"My bills clear next week! I'm nervous my bank account might get overdrawn!"
"Input lag! Nothing I could do!"
"*snort*"
"Italian homemade authentic pasta sauce"
"DSP Enterprises! detractors! IRS!!!!"

Also gotta make sure you put in some PS4 or SF2 background music for da prestream. I'm sure the cheers and tips he reads out on a day to day basis are verbatim from the weeks previous too.

In all honesty, he's going to run his mouth and is going to be banned from twitter. I can just imagine he's at that point of getting banned somewhere.

It's kind of fitting because the only 'control' Phil has over his entire life is in the form of these online accounts. When they get taken out of his control is when he starts to enter panic mode.

I had the pleasure of witnessing Phil on EFNet a few years back, when SF4 was released. I was in a channel called #StreetFighterIV and this dude "dsp_" joined and immediately demanded ops because he was a "pro player" and what good is this channel if a pro player like him isn't opped? Of course he was never opped, talked shit to everybody and ended up getting banned. He has absolutely no social skills.

This is fully what I was expecting to hear about his IRC use "back in the day". He really has the most unwarranted sense of self I think I've ever seen, and on IRC people generally don't give two fucks.

 

[LongJohn_loves_Silver]

As a former fan, I use to think dsp was just some new twitch guy then I saw what cohcarnage and bikeman said about him and it got me thinking before he banned me during his MVCI rant.

Anyone find those clips?

 

[DiabeticSP]

Stream chat was the worst thing to ever happen to Phil. They just handhold him through shit, even baby's first game like Spyro.

It turns his content from at least rage induced frustration (like re4) to bland and boring.

God bless TIHYDP for reducing Sonic into something watchable.

I couldn't see this fully on my mobile phone screen at all so I was wondering what all the fuss was about.

Now I can see it. By god that's the most fantastic picture I've seen in my entire life.

What makes it such an effective troll is you know Phil saw it live while he was sitting in his empty house worrying about his bills. It's master level trolling.

 

[Adolf_Ash]

Cuphead is very straight forward, its just a matter of time until you learn the patterns, phil exceptionalism usually excels in more open games where he has to use a little bit of imagination to figure things out

Cuphead and shmups in general are games that fits DSPs general videogame tactic to a T. That is, beating your head against it/do the same thing over and over/random dice roll until you beat it.

 

[gandheesling]

The only trolling DSP approves of are troll-cheers and KOCC TIHYDP 'roasts'.
If it's not beneficial to him why are you even trying?

lol joke's on you, dummy, nobody knows who i am

The point just flies over his head doesn't it? Just like how he was oblivious to why people spam 'okay' on his instagram. Just like how he didn't understand the Tyrone memes in jackbox.

Too bad he's on '''vacation''' or the prestream rant would've been spicy af

 

[neger psykolog]

The only trolling DSP approves of are troll-cheers and KOCC TIHYDP 'roasts'.
If it's not beneficial to him why are you even trying?

The point just flies over his head doesn't it? Just like how he was oblivious to why people spam 'okay' on his instagram. Just like how he didn't understand the Tyrone memes in jackbox.

Too bad he's on '''vacation''' or the prestream rant would've been spicy af

At the risk of overstepping by calling bullshit on video I haven't seen (tyrone memes) I'm gonna call bullshit.

Phil is well aware of most lingo, he just plays dumb when it suits him.

Case in point, someone made a troll cheer a while back when his "emergency" was first announced and they mentioned the HOA and Phil tried to read it out in a way that suggested that he wasn't aware of what an HOA was.

Bullshit.

I suppose he thinks that it works in some way to 'protect' him, but obviously because we're still here in this thread at page 1663 it doesn't work at all.

 

[LongJohn_loves_Silver]

At the risk of overstepping by calling bullshit on video I haven't seen (tyrone memes) I'm gonna call bullshit.

Phil is well aware of most lingo, he just plays dumb when it suits him.

Case in point, someone made a troll cheer a while back when his "emergency" was first announced and they mentioned the HOA and Phil tried to read it out in a way that suggested that he wasn't aware of what an HOA was.

Bullshit.

I suppose he thinks that it works in some way to 'protect' him, but obviously because we're still here in this thread at page 1663 it doesn't work at all.

Is that why he has odd moments on stream where he sorta reads a cheer like he's dyslexic? I don't know if you noticed that but I watched him about 3 1/2 times a week and have been subbed for about 2 months til recently and alot of the times that really bothered me was when he would just talk about all his problems in the beginning for like an hour or some shit. Other times it's when he refused to acknowledge someone's cheer or kept saying "idk who that is but I don't get it hehe" and stupid shit like that. I was under the assumption he just really didn't get it but I'm having some doubts now

 

[neger psykolog]

Is that why he has odd moments on stream where he sorta reads a cheer like he's dyslexic? I don't know if you noticed that but I watched him about 3 1/2 times a week and have been subbed for about 2 months til recently and alot of the times that really bothered me was when he would just talk about all his problems in the beginning for like an hour or some shit. Other times it's when he refused to acknowledge someone's cheer or kept saying "idk who that is but I don't get it hehe" and stupid shit like that. I was under the assumption he just really didn't get it but I'm having some doubts now

He's just playing stupid in order to try and make sure nothing inconvenient is presented.

That's why he has to delete/ban/insult anything that he considers out of sorts. His only other option is to pretend that he doesn't know what its referring to.

 

[LongJohn_loves_Silver]

Proof that he's a bad influence on others.

Are you saying dsp is a bad influence or the poster Kingjad is the bad influence or is it the Eddy guy he tagged the influence? Clarify your post next time dude. Kinda annoying when it seems you don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Gentleburd]

Are you saying dsp is a bad influence or the poster Kingjad is the bad influence or is it the Eddy guy he tagged the influence? Clarify your post next time dude. Kinda annoying when it seems you don't know what you're talking about.

They are ALL a bad influence. Anyone permitted to be associated with Phil is required to be a disappointment to their parents and to have at least triple-digit income.
It’s part of the sign up form for his forums.

 

[Near]

Are you saying dsp is a bad influence or the poster Kingjad is the bad influence or is it the Eddy guy he tagged the influence? Clarify your post next time dude. Kinda annoying when it seems you don't know what you're talking about.

Considering he regularly jumps between white knighting DSP to shitting on him until he's ridiculed enough, your guess is as good as mine with who he's refering to.

 

[LongJohn_loves_Silver]

Considering he regularly jumps between white knighting DSP to shitting on him until he's ridiculed enough, your guess is as good as mine with who he's refering to.

Who is he to dsp then?

 

[James Smith]

They are ALL a bad influence. Anyone permitted to be associated with Phil is required to be a disappointment to their parents and to have at least triple-digit income.
It’s part of the sign up form for his forums.

Identity verification and income verification required for signup. Gotta weed out trolls and people who aren't financially capable of "participating."

 

[LongJohn_loves_Silver]

Can anyone explain to me why dsp freaks out in fighting games all the time? He seemed fine in his destiny 2 streams and stuff. He just has a rager over fighting games. Wouldn't it be good for him to avoid them for his health?

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

My forums are SERIOUS BUSINESS, okay? *snort* Well, not really BUSINESS, because I don't own a business, but they are SERIOUS! *snort* *honk* You people need to STOP and LISTEN to what I say *gout* and OBEY my rules! DSPositivity! *burp*

 

[LongJohn_loves_Silver]

My forums are SERIOUS BUSINESS, okay? *snort* Well, not really BUSINESS, because I don't own a business, but they are SERIOUS! *snort* *honk* You people need to STOP and LISTEN to what I say *gout* and OBEY my rules! DSPositivity! *burp*

He has an active forum group? He never brings it up on stream. Only his patreon. Well, maybe he has I'm not sure. Haven't been following him much

 

[PL 879]

Can anyone explain to me why dsp freaks out in fighting games all the time? He seemed fine in his destiny 2 streams and stuff. He just has a rager over fighting games. Wouldn't it be good for him to avoid them for his health?

It's because DSP used to be "a professional FGC member" who has since lost whatever skill he once had, and now any time an opponent beats him that he deems to be lesser quality then he either blames online lag or calls the person a spammy bitch who didn't earn their win.
Basically he treats a loss in a fighting game like it's a slap in the face. As if his entire reputation and manhood are on the line with each match, and the stakes are losing netting him eternal scorn and mockery from all corners of the globe while victory ensures the most desired and fertile female watching will choose him due to his proven virility in timing footsies with Ryu correctly.

 

[DiabeticSP]

The more I think about it the more I believe DSP's 'vacation' is to clean up the house and the yard. We know the HOA made him power wash the drive, we know he's gotta make 'improvements' as he put it during the last prestream (bless you for taking notes of those so I don't have to watch them btw), and we know it's up in the air whether he has to move (according to him).

It's gotta be the HOA giving him the 'hey do some actual maintenance/cleaning' notice and him freaking out because oh my god yard work broken house mechanics ack ack ack.

Imagine the poor SOB who has to discuss this shit with him while Phil does his 'whaaaaaaat' act.