Space Pirate / Fancy Lobster / CuddlyZebesian / Cinox Fellpyre / XanaTarantula / Joshua Howard - Angry internet troll, KiwiFarms member, gay hermaphrodite dragon.

[Golden Compass]

I figured that would help set the tone for this nicely.

Space Pirate may be a name you're familiar with if you've browsed the forums here of late, or been at all interested in the current political drama in the furfag kingdom. Grab a drink and a snack, there's a lot of shit contained within these spoiler tags. Happy reading!

Spoiler: Some of the fun times we've had recently

Well you're in my turf now, faggot. My most comfy and open area, and you best be damn sure I don't pull punches here like I do on discord.

Remember when that 15 yo kid was fauning over Foxler, and it was posted on Foxler's thread?

Take a good look lefties, this is what happens when you use us for your personal army:

https://archive.fo/YdBmf

Spoiler

>doxxing a 15 year old kid

Least we got standards here.

Doubleposting for my own rustled jimmies:

Here are links to everything of the user Edge Destroys. His band, and his face. Wikifur shows his personal info as well.

Spoiler: LOL

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/48/d2/72/48d272bfd712beec0ed1228270544b6b.jpg
Stephen Nicholas Craft
edgedestroys@gmail.com
Phone: 863-272-3219
Born May 28th, 1990

Address(?): 329 Pearlwood St Orlando, FL

https://www.facebook.com/runetoothmusic/ - https://archive.is/z4azo
https://www.youtube.com/user/GEARSTunes/
https://plus.google.com/u/0/118150877758873077601 - https://archive.is/u7O7b
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/xedgewolfx/ - https://archive.is/G2eOz
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/acaciahyaena - https://archive.is/Vd7RC
http://boards.vinylcollective.com/profile/4252-edgedestroys/?do=content - https://archive.is/5EJYy
https://twitter.com/runetoothmusic - https://archive.is/ZYsz0
https://soundcloud.com/runetoothmusic -
http://edgedestroys.tumblr.com/ - https://archive.is/BbMrw
https://www.redbubble.com/people/edgedestroys/ - https://archive.is/4INio
https://www.mixcloud.com/edgedestroys/ - https://archive.is/WlJJK
http://typographybreakdowns.tumblr.com/ - https://archive.is/0GC3f
https://soundcloud.com/runetoothmusic - https://archive.is/nEWLB
https://inkbunny.net/edge - https://archive.is/I36bZ
http://en.wikifur.com/w/index.php?title=Edge - https://archive.is/kSScd
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/gearsoftheapparatus - https://archive.is/YoWKb
https://asseasexhale.bandcamp.com/
https://www.presskit.to/runetoothmusic
http://www.purevolume.com/gearsoftheapparatus
https://www.facebook.com/stephenxcraft - https://archive.is/r35QP
https://voterrecords.com/voter/70935823/stephen-craft

Spoiler: Side note

The Dox You Wiki article is probably going to be filled very quickly. You're fucking welcome.

What you may not be familiar with is his past. Let's go on a long-ass trip, and I'll introduce you to the many aliases of Space Pirate.

Spoiler: I put on my trenchcoat and detective hat

STEP ONE: Space Pirate is Fancy Lobster
First step is pretty easy, so I'll keep it brief.
This sounds familiar..
This looks familiar..
Old Twitter avatar, same Twitter handle..
With me so far? Cool. Now for..

STEP TWO: Fancy Lobster is CuddlyZebesian
Old Twitter avatar, new name?
Discord ID. This picture looks familiar..
Oh yeah, it's his new Twitter avatar. Fancy Lobster = CuddlyZebesian.
http://archive.is/0Sf7x CuddlyZebesian on Steam (current display name is Fancy Lobster, which ties him to the TUUUUUUUUUBES Twitter account. Also uses old Twitter profile picture)

http://archive.is/XA9FL Naming himself Space Pirate while on Reddit under CuddlyZebesian

So now that we've linked to the current aliases, let's do some digging.

Spoiler: OK, I lied. I already did some digging.

http://archive.is/EA2u2 CuddlyZebesian has a Youtube Channel.
http://archive.is/nKc3d CuddlyZebesian has a Google+. Since archive.is is dumb as shit, I grabbed a screengrab to show the popup.
That group looks familiar. Our troll friend's Google+group. Interesting. Let's dig around CZ's G+ some more.

http://archive.is/pcjsN CuddlyZebesian Google+ Album Archive Landing Page
The sandwich shop I wasn't able to ID successfully. Let's drop into profile pictures..

http://archive.is/hiefe CuddlyZebesian Google+ Profile Photo Archive

So, some Metroid shit(he's a big fan apparently) and.. a fucking dragon? What the shit is this?
The fucking file still has data and filenames on it! 'dakotabailey_cinoxfellpyre'
I know an easy way to find these names..
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6217634/ CinoxFellpyre Derp Bust by dakotabailey
So, the artist was dakotabailey(until they changed to a new account) and the buat was of CinoxFellpyre. And the artist was kind enough to link directly to their account. Thanks!

Just gonna.. dump this shit here with brief descriptors.

http://archive.is/dw1Bl CinoxFellpyre main FurAffinity Profile (Suspended)
http://archive.is/SWKYJ CinoxFellpyre FA Gallery (includes IRL face and the Google+ Profile photo)
http://archive.is/yRzNS RainbowDiaperFaggotry, the beautiful header picture.
http://archive.is/WVohG CinoxFellpyre Journals (for lols)
http://archive.is/NWSAk CinoxFellpyre's InkBunny profile (with helpful links tying both Youtube channels to him)
http://archive.is/KrdCs His alt, PhotographyDraggy's gallery (with photos linking him to Saranac Lake {more on this later})
http://archive.is/MXKvP His porn alt, NaughtyDraggy's gallery

Spoiler: Entire porn gallery just in case he tries to erase these, too

http://archive.is/JAi6V This was an interesting CinoxFellpyre journal. He links to this picture from his old deviantart account. He had a Sonic OC when he was fifteen.

http://archive.is/oljD4 His SonicChowder fan webcomic he links to in the journal. (username is the same here as it is on CuddlyZebesian's Youtube channel: XanaTarantula)
http://archive.is/RmaRf ADKFurs on FurAffinity: for furries in or around the Adirondacks. Watches CinoxFellpyre and is watched by CinoxFellpyre, posted in shoutbox. Further reinforces his location at the time as Lake Saranac in NY.

So, the next big thing is his real identity. We've seen his face in the FurAffinity gallery and scraps(I'll dump them all here in this section), but I poked around Faceook for a while.
http://archive.is/qHhsG Joshua Howard on facebook. He has since deleted it but, alas, he was too late to protect himself. Wasn't a lot of info other than his name and face. I'll leave the rest of this particular search up to those more capable in finding personal info than I am.

Spoiler: James Howard's fucking face

To closet this opening post, I'll be dumping the rest of the archived links and pictures I collected below for you to poke through at your leisure.

Spoiler

http://archive.is/q2rl1 CinoxFellpyre's Youtube Channel, linked on his InkBunny profile.
Has recently wiped all content in his efforts to fade away, but I did save one a week or so ago. Uploaded it for ya'll here;
https://my.mixtape.moe/wwyyen.mp4 CinoxFellpyre's webcam video June 21, 2011

http://archive.is/EA2u2 CuddlyZebesian Youtube Channel.
Also wiped, but was just meme shit.

http://archive.is/lMJdo InkBunny journal where he talks about being suspended for harassment. This may be related to the webcam rant, but not 100% certain.

http://archive.is/UfJAL Cinox Fellpyre posted on BattleCam forum listing his location as Lake Saranac NY. Profile picture is same style and species(?) as one of the other Google+ images.


twitter.com/cinoxfellpyre
http://archive.is/q01wv

twitter.com/TUUUUUUUUUBES
http://archive.is/huACD

https://kiwifarms.net/members/space-pirate.1981/
http://archive.is/nzXSd

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:CinoxFellpyre
http://archive.is/sJpty

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:CuddlyZebesian GOATSE and not much else
http://archive.is/hEPTm

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4805793/ threatens legal action on a comment section

https://www.furaffinity.net/full/6295271/ Cinoxfellpyre being fucked. Interesting bit is the link to his old master in the description. Might be worth digging there for information. https://www.furaffinity.net/user/iva

https://web.archive.org/web/20170923090430/https://forums.bad-dragon.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=9737 Asked about cum tube dildos and asked for donations to buy one.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170923090547/https://forums.bad-dragon.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=9754 he tried to invent flavored cumlube

http://archive.is/J6sQl Has been making friends for a while, it seems.

### Log session started at Wed Dec 7 01:07:18 2011 ###
[01:07:18] No common channels for emoban [~g@wtfux-AB2EC984.tunnelr.com]
[01:07:19] Starting last log
[01:07:19] End of log
[01:07:19] <emoban> !irc.grove.bz *** Notice -- Client connecting on port 6667: Cinox (Cinox@cpe-67-246-71-39.twcny.res.rr.com) [clients]
[01:07:26] <Cinox> K
[01:07:31] <emoban> u will die
[01:07:34] <emoban> hahaha
[01:07:35] <emoban> u r doxed
[01:07:36] <Cinox> Come at me bro.
[01:07:37] <emoban> and u are dossed
[01:07:39] <Cinox> :3
[01:07:39] <emoban> and u are life ruined
[01:07:43] <emoban> u will not recover
[01:07:43] <emoban> noob
[01:07:56] <Cinox> So uh
[01:08:02] <Cinox> What's my IP?
[01:08:09] <Cinox> Mr. Hacker
[01:08:24] <emoban> (Cinox@cpe-67-246-71-39.twcny.res.rr.com)
[01:08:25] <emoban> u r hacked
[01:08:30] <emoban> Hhahah ur are butthurt
[01:08:36] <Cinox> Ok
[01:08:43] <emoban> u rae mad u r life is over
[01:08:44] <Cinox> So with this IP address
[01:08:51] <Cinox> Can you find out where I live?
[01:08:55] <emoban> ya
[01:09:00] <Cinox> Then where do I live?
[01:09:36] <emoban> 1 sec
[01:10:02] <emoban> new york
[01:10:05] <emoban> saranac lake
[01:10:10] <emoban> 12983
[01:10:18] <Cinox> Cool
[01:10:23] <emoban> hahhahahah
[01:10:23] <emoban> owned
[01:10:26] <Cinox> So, curious.
[01:10:31] <Cinox> Am I getting pizza?
[01:10:36] <emoban> hahahah u r rage
[01:10:37] <emoban> dd
[01:10:39] <emoban> u uraged raged
[01:10:58] <Cinox> So no pizza then?
[01:12:42] <Cinox> Well fine, keep your pizza.
[01:12:43] <Cinox> >
### Log session terminated at Wed Dec 7 01:12:43 2011 ###

FINAL THOUGHTS: Part of my interest in dropping this info is that Space Pirate has been getting very close to the current furfag drama we're enjoying, and I feel in his close proximity his old furry tendencies took over. They can't avoid getting directly involved in drama, but this has caused him to be sloppy, and it reflects badly on KiwiFarms. I may be new here, but the work people have done here makes me incredibly proud. I gotta protect that legacy.

http://archive.is/AV5op Space Pirate picks a side in the Great Furry War

http://archive.is/liad0 The TwiLonger post from the above tweet.

http://archive.is/2XsTv "I'd rather help altfurry"

I've also attached a PDF he released recently, for the sake of completeness. I've hopefully given enough to make it easy to track done pretty much anything he's ever done, and to find his current location.

I suspect once the leftyfurs and his new AltFurry enemies) find this info, some interesting shit will happen. Godspeed, you fancy bastards.

UPDATE: @Power Armor did a fuckload of work, check that great post here.

There was also another thread on this same topic, located here.

https://media.giphy.com/media/13BBbirRjukYyQ/200.gif

 

[QT 219]

Furfags always bring the lolz. What a fucking mess. Nice OP.

 

[Power Armor]

god DAMN

Impregnation and diapers, lol ofc.

 

[Splendid]

This thread will either die off right away or go to very interesting places.

 

[Power Armor]

what is it with kiwi furries and registering with the exact same alias they use everywhere else?

 

[Golden Compass]

This thread will either die off right away or go to very interesting places.

I gave what I could find. Should likely be a lot more I didn't see, I got a lot of hits for ED talk pages, imageboards and other shit but didn't want to make the OP top-heavy.

Also, forgot to do this;
@Dionysius

Enjoy, fucker. I did your work for you.

 

[Super Collie]

lol @Space Pirate

 

[Nien Nunb]

Upon first reading the OP, I thought "wow, a furry that spergs out, such a unique and interesting lolcow"

And then I saw the "art". That shit is premium autism.

 

[nonnewtonian]

@Space Pirate please tell me you were joking about wanting to squirt Italian dressing flavored lube up your ass.

BAHAHAHA I GOT SOMETHING
FLAVORED CUM LUBE.

In delicious blueberry, watermelon, cherry, orange, cheesecake, pizza, ambrosia, pineapple, italian dressing, chocolate (white or dark), and dragon spunk.

Seriously, WHY HASN'T ANYONE ELSE SAID THIS?!?!?

 

[Golden Compass]

Shit, my bad, I forgot that I also came across some random fucking private messages from FurAffinity between him and Dragoneer. Putting it in a spoiler section because FA uses QUOTE tags and shit and formatting would likely break. Quarantine, brah.

Spoiler: Thanks, Yiffyleaks

ID: 7401
Original ID: 9237259
From: CinoxFellpyre
To: Chase
Title: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Submission removal: STREAMING WHATEVER I WAN
Content:
<div class="bbcode bbcode_quote">

HOW edited significantly??? O.=.o</div>



About 70% in my eyes.



Chase Rocket

FA Administrator

Thank you for the clearup

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ID: 7402
Original ID: 9237255
From: CinoxFellpyre
To: Chase
Title: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Submission removal: STREAMING WHATEVER I WAN
Content:
<div class="bbcode bbcode_quote">

HOW edited significantly??? O.=.o</div>



About 70% in my eyes.



Chase Rocket

FA Administrator

-.=.-

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ID: 7404
Original ID: 9237165
From: CinoxFellpyre
To: Chase
Title: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Submission removal: STREAMING WHATEVER I WANT
Content:
<div class="bbcode bbcode_quote">

Even if it was cropped/edited?</div>



Unless it's edited significantly.



Chase Rocket

FA Administrator

HOW edited significantly??? O.=.o

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ID: 7406
Original ID: 9237042
From: CinoxFellpyre
To: Chase
Title: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Submission removal: STREAMING WHATEVER I WANT
Content:
<div class="bbcode bbcode_quote">

Screencapped it and cropped it
from a youtube and added a message in the corner for a purpose of
temporary announcement of streaming



NOT GOOGLE



SO technically.....yes...I did.</div>



Uploading screen captures is also an FA AUP violation.



Chase Rocket

FA Administrator

Even if it was cropped/edited?

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ID: 7408
Original ID: 9236956
From: CinoxFellpyre
To: Chase
Title: RE: RE: RE: Submission removal: STREAMING WHATEVER I WANT
Content:
<div class="bbcode bbcode_quote">

It was by me o.=.o</div>



So you're saying you took the photograph of the Asian?



Chase Rocket

FA Administrator

Screencapped it and cropped it from a youtube
and added a message in the corner for a purpose of temporary
announcement of streaming



NOT GOOGLE



SO technically.....yes...I did.

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ID: 7411
Original ID: 9236714
From: CinoxFellpyre
To: Chase
Title: RE: Submission removal: STREAMING WHATEVER I WANT
Content:
<div class="bbcode bbcode_quote">1) By You:

You may post work to Fur Affinity provided the majority of the
submission was created completely by you (an all new, original work).
Joint works or collaborative efforts must cite all contributing artists.
Derivative works must cite the original source work. Tracing or direct
line copying is prohibited.



2) For You:

Fur Affinity allows users to repost work created for them ONLY when the
original artist has granted permission to do so. Credit must be
attributed to the original artist. Further, the original artist reserves
the right to revoke permission at any time unless the poster can show
ownership of copyright in part or full.



Chase Rocket

FA Administrator</div> It was by me o.=.o

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ID: 31540
Original ID: 9084332
From: CinoxFellpyre
To: Dragoneer
Title: Really hate to bother you.....
Content:
<a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/airlia/" title="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/airlia/" class="auto_link">http://www.furaffinity.net/user/airlia/</a>



Posted this here...<a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1573019/" title="http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1573019/" class="auto_link">http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1573019/</a> in the comments...



But can you please talk to her.... before she pulls me into something...
she is my ex mistress and she got quite upset when I left her and she
won't stop stalking me. I blocked her on MSN and YIM and she tried
calling my family and claiming I was hacking sites. I really want this
to stop or else I personally will teach myself to hack....

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ID: 31570
Original ID: 9082329
From: CinoxFellpyre
To: Dragoneer
Title: RE: RE: RE: Submission removal: Streaming DMC4 LIVE
Content:
<div class="bbcode bbcode_quote">

Dear Dragoneer:



That's not a screenshot....



That is a google image I used.... with a message.... &gt;.=.&gt;</div>In
that case, you may want to view the site policy about not using images
from Google? The "By You/For You" If you didn't personally create it, or
it wasn't created specifically for you...

*faceplant* Thanks, sorry about the trouble...

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ID: 31579
Original ID: 9079564
From: CinoxFellpyre
To: Dragoneer
Title: RE: Submission removal: Streaming DMC4 LIVE
Content:
<div class="bbcode bbcode_quote">* Game Screenshots - General game
screenshots, including user customizable designs (characters, vehicles,
pets), set creation (e.g. Garry's Mod, the Sims) or mature mods of
pre-existing content are prohibited. Game screenshots are only permitted
when:



1. Original, Complete Work - In-game designs (models or maps) must be
original, complete works, and must be designed by or for the uploading
user. Edits of existing in-game assets are prohibited.

2. Maps - Map/level designs are only permitted when they are
original, complete designs and must contain original assets (textures,
models).

3. Textures - Texture work is permitted only when it is a complete
re-texture. Partial edits or re-designs using tools found in built-in
game editors are prohibited.</div>



Dear Dragoneer:



That's not a screenshot....



That is a google image I used.... with a message.... &gt;.=.&gt;

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ID: 107897
Original ID: 9713340
From: CinoxFellpyre
To: witchiebunny
Title: RE: Your Journal
Content:
<div class="bbcode bbcode_quote">CinoxFellPyre,



Your journal regarding user arlia is in violation of the Fur Affinity Harassment as present in the AUP as pasted



below, and has been removed. Please be aware that further behavior in this regard may lead to further administrative action



against your account.



Harassment



Submissions intended to harass, slander or otherwise disrupt usage of the site will not be tolerated. This includes, but is



not limited to, content which is racist, bigoted or otherwise offensive towards any particular sexuality, philosophy or



religion. Submissions in which a user's character(s) are used without their permission may, in some instances, be viewed as



harassment, and will be handled on an individual basis.



<a href="http://wiki.furaffinity.net/index.php?title=AUP" title="http://wiki.furaffinity.net/index.php?title=AUP" class="auto_link">http://wiki.furaffinity.net/index.php?title=AUP</a>





Witchiebunny

[Fur Affinity Administrator]</div>



My Journal has nothing to do with the user airlia, in fact it makes no mention of her until the comments.



Also, you have no right to remove it under the terms of harrassment
because I never slandered or came after her about "any particular
sexuality, philosophy or

religion." Plus, my journal was not intended to harrasss anybody, merely to put down what has been going on with me.



I read the AUP and the TOS many times. If you cared to read the entire journal, maybe you can give it second thought as well.



If there is any problem with this, feel free to take it up with 'Neer about it.

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via http://archive.is/58nhF

Spoiler: OK, have some more Yiffyleaks stuff; this time an artist upset CinoxFellpyre threatened legal action

ID: 24786
Original ID: 11394787
From: TennisBallLover
To: Dragoneer
Title: RE: RE: Sorry to resort to tattling
Content:
<div class="bbcode bbcode_quote">

Like the subject says, I am
sorry to resort to tattling, but I would like to ask for assistance in
dealing with a certain individual.



About a week ago I asked a good friend of mine to do an art piece for
me. I had just had a falling out with a former pet and was in the mood
to see something gory. She was nice to enough to do this vent art for
me. Well apparently my former pet saw this and assumed (because he knew I
was upset with him) that the blood in the art piece was his. He told
her to take down the submission, but she refused as it is HER art, not
his. From what I gather, he has gone around complaining of this to
people and now my friend, Kira, &amp; myself are receiving illegitimate
legal threats from http://www.furaffinity.net/user/cinoxfellpyre



http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4805793/



He says that in this submission, I am portrayed having murdered my
former pet and that he wants the submission to be removed or he will
take legal action. While I will admit I was upset with him at the time,
nowhere does the artwork say who or what is being damaged. I was in a
crappy mood and wanted to see something gory. Again, he just assumed the
image was him.



While I have blocked CinoxFellpyre & my former pet (and Kira plans
on doing so as well), we would like to know if perhaps something would
be done in order to keep this person from going around and trying to
constitute legal threats.



Thank you for your time,



Skyy~

</div>Really? I don't see that at all. There are no names, and the description doesn't say say anything otherwise.

That's exactly it. Nowhere does anybody/anything say who or what the
contents/blood belong to. This guy is going around threatening with
legal action (which he cannot make because even if it were a threat, it
is not directed at him in any way) because Draco assumed the blood
belonged to him.

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ID: 31540
Original ID: 9084332
From: CinoxFellpyre
To: Dragoneer
Title: Really hate to bother you.....
Content:
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/airlia/



Posted this here...http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1573019/ in the comments...



But can you please talk to her.... before she pulls me into something...
she is my ex mistress and she got quite upset when I left her and she
won't stop stalking me. I blocked her on MSN and YIM and she tried
calling my family and claiming I was hacking sites. I really want this
to stop or else I personally will teach myself to hack...


via http://faleaks.malicelabs.com/to/Dragoneer/

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

Oh man, talked about getting anally raped

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

what a fag

 

[BB 876]

This guy said he was going to make an Artdecade thread and I forwarded him some info. Still waiting, dude.

 

[A Straight White Male]

That art is probably the gayest thing I've ever laid eyes on.

@Space Pirate you done fucked up son.

 

[Cable 7]

This guy said he was going to make an Artdecade thread and I forwarded him some info. Still waiting, dude.

Chances are, he won't be here for much longer as long as this thread's here.
At least, if he had common sense.

 

[Nien Nunb]

yo @Space Pirate are you also a hermaphrodite?

If so, show us your man-gina

 

[Super Collie]

This guy said he was going to make an Artdecade thread and I forwarded him some info. Still waiting, dude.

I mean, if he's got the dirt he can still save face and make a comeback with a solid thread about someone as fucking retarded as Artdecade, so not all hope is lost.

Oh, who am I kidding. His fursona is a herm dragon with a diaper.

 

[BillyGoat2]

I mean, if he's got the dirt he can still save face and make a comeback with a solid thread about someone as fucking exceptional as Artdecade, so not all hope is lost.

Oh, who am I kidding. His fursona is a herm dragon with a diaper.

It appears the diaper dragon in the OP header image is not him, but someone he got art with, according to the various bits of info here. (the other dragon is him)

 

[Super Collie]

It appears the diaper dragon in the OP header image is not him, but someone he got art with, according to the various bits of info here. (the other dragon is him)

Okay, so he's the one who changes the diaper. That's almost just as bad.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Chances are, he won't be here for much longer as long as this thread's here.
At least, if he had common sense.

>furry
>common sense