Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

"You guys are like TOTALLY off the rails with the conspiracy theories", Again, just like Bryan you showcase a deep misunderstanding in how lolcow communities work. This entire website functions off of the kind of shit you are currently moaning at the thread for, piecing together behavioral patterns on people who defend themselves through alternative accounts, if you do not like it I have no fucking idea why you would sign-up.

While you are here care to answer these specific points.
-Why are you talking about Hal Turner, someone Mistermetokur brought up on a stream you definitely watched if you are Bryan.
-Why did you make a new account and talk about such a niche subject, I am not taking "Oh I just saw it was at the top" as an answer because it makes no sense to complain about a thread being unnecessarily bumped when by your logic you should have no idea what is going on inside and how it is being bumped, considering new information that is pretty funny came out only yesterday.
-Why was this account created not long after Bryan said he will be making an anonymous account.
-Why did you spell Bryan wrong, since it comes across as an attempt to be neutral by feigning ignorance on the subject, with your mistake being you tried to feign ignorance too hard.
-Why are you saying "How could you contact his ex-girlfriend" when she was not even really that phased or asked anything too horrid. She even stood tall in calling him out for being a liar. Did not seemed that phased at all. Your concern seems to showcase something only he himself appears to bring up.

"Hey now, y'all be crazy paranoid and obsessive weirdos, stop tagging me and leave me in peace to peruse the Boogie2988 thread where we speculate about when an obese retard is going to explode."

 

[Pointandlaugh]

Since he loves his memes:deviant:

He doesn't know when to quit.

EDIT: Do what your buddy Fred Fuchs did, go silent.

 

[BenShapiro]

"Hey now, y'all be crazy paranoid and obsessive weirdos, stop tagging me and leave me in peace to peruse the Boogie2988 thread where we speculate about when an obese exceptional individual is going to explode."

PrinceOfLongJohnSilver: Hey Dude Funny post, I am new to the dsp community. Why does he rage so much during fighting games? He can get some serious health probs bros. Oh yeah you should stop making of this brian guy, he has been through enough.

 

[IrishGuy088]

I came here to tell everyone sorry, to explain things that were being done actively by members in this thread(some of which have contacted me to talk) and to answer any last questions before I nuke this account and make an anonymous account b I enjoy kiwifarms in general.

Bullshit. You came here for your-fucking-self, nothing more and nothing less.

The first time I heard about you was during GamerGate. And guess what, you were a liar then and you haven't changed. You talk about explaining things "that were being done actively by members" of this community... I've got news for you, Bryan: Not even a month ago you were hosting chats and baiting people during the Jonathan Ross shitstorm. With written, photographic, and film evidence.

And you were proud of it.

You need to take the advice that many a lolcow has received before you and likely from you: You want to make it stop? Shut the fuck up and go away. It's simple. No socks, no backsliding.

Find a new hobby, you'll be a happier man for it and your quality of life will improve.

 

[ASU]

I have resisted posting in this thread but there's just so much to point out here. You can sum up everything wrong with KoP using his own words from the last few days, check it out:

I've been coping by being destructive to people and things around me.

He knows he's being destructive, but he's shocked, SHOCKED, to discover other Kiwis also can be destructive. When KoP is destructive, he's just going through a rough time. When others are destructive, they are morally broken, sad individuals with no life.

I'm not okay.

He admits he's all fucked up, but again, he insists this is temporary, and not an observable pattern of behavior that he's been broadcasting to anyone who would listen for several years.

Today some of you decided to involve her into my affairs because of the "lulz". It ended with me losing my best friend and former lover. I get kiwifarms is a comedy forum but this was the straw that broke the camel's back.

"You idiots don't know how to Kiwi right. Let me tell you what your website is supposed to be. You should listen to me because I'm totes not an autistic blowhard that gets ran out of every community I touch, both online and off."

Respect privacy when it's asked.

GamerGater talking about respecting privacy. Hilarious. You and Zoe Van Valkenberg should talk. She has a lot to say about you and respecting privacy.

Yes I'm a hypocrite

He is completely aware of how much of a douchebag he is.

I'm sorry for my... behaviors. I can't change them...

He says he cant stop being a douchebag.

whats your problem? Did I somehow ruin your life or some shit?

Ask Zoe.

I apologized and told you guys whats wrong with me.

He wants to be able to dump his blogpost emotions on Kiwis but expects them not to lampoon him. He's serious. He thinks you guys are an autistic support forum that will let him into the Kool Kids Klub if he gives you kahntent.

I dont do anything to anyone... I dont bring shit onto myself until recently.

"I never do bad things. Except recently". If he said this stuff with self-awareness he'd be a comedian instead of the butt of the joke.

You guys take shit way too far and you try to justify your own sick fucked up morals and ethics with this type of shit. I enjoy laughing at cows and making fun of them but I dont engage into the realms of harming cows real life situations and I definetly dont deflect, as you have, by suggesting its a justified action if the "cow" gets "milked more".

This is a few words away from "Trolling cows doesn't hurt them but misgendering them does". Why can't you all just let KoP tell you how to act online?

Im sorry you feel you need to be that way and I hope you figure out why you think that way.

You're all morally repugnant deviants. KoP is a fallen saint who is way above you garbage people, at least when he isn't having a bad day. Sadly, every day is bad, which is also everyone else's fault.

You dont know me, you never have even talked to me, I shared my personal life because you and afew others decided to make my life your personal business.

"Oh sure, I've posted every fucking instant and detail of my personal life, but you all are terrible for reading it."

It wasnt just to laugh at for you but to create rifts with people I know in real life and more.

"I realize there's an entire subforum dedicated to posting emails from people complaining that their Kiwi threads are causing them real-life consequences, but I had no idea Kiwi threads could result in real-life consequences."

You have serious problems... youre way more fucked up then I am... taking kiwifarms too seriously shows alot of problems.

Kettle, meet pot.

I just miss Sarah and wish I could fix depression so I could come home to her again.

"Why don't you all care about muh dick?"

Idk wtf you guys want with me.

It can't be to laugh at an incompetent autist sperging online, because he's definitely not one of those. Guess it's just a mystery.

my personal grief that some of you decided to dig into for no good reason at all.

"My personal grief that I decided to post online for no good reason."

I'm sorry for my shit behavior recently. Idk what to do about it except... try to not be shit

Again he admits that he's shit.

John Smith definely has a personal beef with me.

If he makes fun of DSP or Chelsea non-stop for months that's just being silly, but if you do the same to him you're a dirty stalker.

my recent destructive coping behavior over heartbreak

This line is a few random capitalizations away from something Chris-Chan would write.

Your moral compass is so fucked you couldn't tell right from wrong if it hit you in the face.

KoP thinks he's a moral compass others should emulate to have a moral life. This nigga is serious.

make an anonymous account b I enjoy kiwifarms in general.

He didn't learn a damn thing from socking earlier.

You're not the arbiter of objective truth or right. You're just some asshole like me on a comedy forum who takes it too seriously. I have my issues and everybody is only human. Nobody is perfect but youre just a sad asshole looking to make a mark just like pointandlaugh and John Smith.

Projection, thy name is KoP.

You don't know me and you don't want to know me.

"Now let me continue posting intimate details of my life because I desperately want the internet to know me."

I hope you figure out why you are the way you are and get some proper correction on your ethical ideas.

Again, not a trace of irony.

I'll wrap up my statements however I like. Everything is already out of the fucking bag might as well just handle like a man

He thinks sperging out like a 13 year old girl is manly.

I have a thin skinned nature.

Like a man, though.

you also don't have a thread dedicated to fucking with you

Sure, he posts about other people here, but they deserve it.

I am humble and understanding.

Hahahahaha. This belongs in random text.

My life is fine

It was shit a few posts ago, but it's fine now

I don't trollshield I just do me.

Complete disconnect from reality.

I'm friends with people who have internet presence and they mean alot to me and I see some of them as family.

He thinks ecelebs are his family.

I regret nothing.

Then stop complaining. We don't regret laughing at you and we aren't going to.

 

[Keystone]

Bryan is sitting around and living it over and over, that his girlfriend dumped him, he put so much of himself into the fact that he was some cool dude who had a girlfriend and was "married" that when she left him it broke him.

Sounds awfully familiar to another cow Bryan tried building his e-fame off of, doesn't it?

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Internet fame and being an e-celery isn't worth having your private life fucked up over it. Bryan, you will never be an important part in gamergate, the alt-right, or any other counter culture on the internet. You are a sperg that needs to contain itself to doing a job, paying your bills and just being happy. Going out and making a jackass of yourself on the internet for everyone to see is just stupid.

Surely with his gym routines, he should be getting booty. But it doesn't look like it, quite the opposite.

Bryan has a shit body because he has a shit mind.....and maybe years of inbreeding.

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

Bryan has a shit body because he has a shit mind.....and maybe years of inbreeding.

And shit training. Worst deadlift pulling technique I've ever seen.

 

[Pointandlaugh]

Fuck it
Since he deleted his twitter and youtube, he can't upload his autistic training montage. Who's he going for, myself and @John Smith?

He loves this website. Didn't he study or have a job regarding psychology? He could make a case study about himself since he loves himself.

 

[Jericho]

He still has his Twitch.
He'll eventually come back here to defend himself when folk start taking the piss out him in his comment section and piss him off again.

Sad part is, I actually his enjoy his content when he's not sperging out.
However I also do enjoy him sperging out.
It's weird.

ps. Still waiting on that King of Pol Hugbox vid Jim.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

hmm. seems like this thread might be over for now. he has no twitter, no youtube, no hitbox, and i can't find his instagram. he cannot handle us making fun of him without getting drawn in to the thread himself, so he might be smart enough to muzzle himself for his own good. the OP should probably be updated to reflect this, and then updated again when he re-emerges with new handles.

now, we wait.

 

[Lurkette]

IRRESPONSIBLE SPECULATION TIME

kop and solidmario are inbred cousins
ergo kop is sexually attracted to cartoon children of the asian hue

 

[James Earl Cash]

Since he closed down his channel, I got one of his videos that I would like to share. Although at the time when he made this, I thought it was decent but it really shows his aggressive behavior that we all know and love. The title of the video is: "Darksydephil WATCH THIS PLEASE". https://my.mixtape.moe/qxqpea.mp4

 

[Fougaro]

No he went off the rails. Like this must have been his first girlfriend.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he have a girlfriend back during the GamerGate days who was a friend of Jim's current girlfriend? Or was it one of those long distance pseudo-relationships?

 

[NotreallyPutin]

After watching Bryan/toast/pol whatever edge meme name he goes by, I've noticed that he's a "hanger on". I would love to hear what Jim (Mr. Metokur) really thinks about him. Maybe Jim feels some sort of pity on him because of how exceptional and sad he is. Not only does Bryan attack people just for e-fame, but, he also suffers from the same ailments as they do, mostly severe tism fits.

On a lighter note, did Bryan REALLY try to "hook up" with Ruby and get slammed the fuck down? Was it all a ruse, a part of his master plan? I looked through some of his interactions with her but it seems unbelievable.

 

[Captain Cum]

GamerGater talking about respecting privacy. Hilarious. You and Zoe Van Valkenberg should talk. She has a lot to say about you and respecting privacy.

I agree with this. You either pick a side. Either you're okay with private information coming out about you when your the center of attention for being a piece of shit. Or you're all out anti-harassment.

I don't care about either one you pick morally as long as you're smart enough to hide everything about yourself if you're picking the former. But seeing as you tend to be an attention whore you cannot bare with hiding your anonymity.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

On a lighter note, did Bryan REALLY try to "hook up" with Ruby and get slammed the fuck down? Was it all a ruse, a part of his master plan?

Next step: crashing a plane, WITH NO SURVIVORS!

All to be expect from le trolly master ruser from 4chinAwfulFarms himself.

 

[Jericho]

Just checked his Twitch again to check for any activity.
Nothing apart from two folk in the chat idling.

Has he, dare I say it? Actually fucking learned something from all this?

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Has he, dare I say it? Actually fucking learned something from all this?

No, he'll be back. Wanna be e-celebs never quit.

 

[Keystone]

Just checked his Twitch again to check for any activity.
Nothing apart from two folk in the chat idling.

Has he, dare I say it? Actually fucking learned something from all this?

Nah. He probably made another account with some 2edgy4u meme name like his last one, and is just leaving it there until he tries again to insert himself directly into whatever big internet happening occurs next.