Lovequest October 5th Content Guide

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I really wonder what True and Honest Content Jessica milked out of him... I wonder what kind of "for Jessica's eyes only" videos, pictures or other media will emerge after today's events.

 

[Gunslinger]

Well it had to end some time because I'm sure "Jessica" wasn't planning on going on a date with Chris. I thought Jessica was gearing up for some dramatic break-up and would end up blaming the trolls. As for someone hacking her Facebook, I think someone figured out who she was or came too close to doing so and this was her way of ending it before being exposed. I really hope Chris doesn't completely shut down after this. And just before the pony movie he was looking forward to too.

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

I hate predictable endings. Eyebrows is like the villain who shows up in the last season of a tv show that's run out of ideas. Cue hasty retcon of fat Rosechu.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

I really wonder what True and Honest Content Jessica milked out of him... I wonder what kind of "for Jessica's eyes only" videos, pictures or other media will emerge after today's events.

Probably nothing. The only funny thing from this "saga" is the rage video. And maybe fat Rosechu.

As for someone hacking her Facebook, I think someone figured out who she was or came too close to doing so and this was her way of ending it before being exposed.

I doubt that. She probably just needed a reason to break up before the date.

 

[Roachdog]

Jessica will only be remembered for those ugly ass eyebrows and selfies

Hope it was worth it

 

[Littleboss]

i feel like when chris says his number , he tries to say it super fast so people wouldn't pay attention to it ?
maybe that's just me

 

[Ginger Piglet]

"You damned... FIENDS!"

Also, is it just me, or is he turning into Barb? At the very least he's looking and acting like a Shakespearean witch.

 

[frozenrunner]

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[Gabriel]

I agree with the hacking being absolutely fake, imo she did this JUST to hurt him.

 

[mingecringe]

At around 0:55 in his rage video, Is he saying "I was so fucking wrong" or is he saying "I was super king, WRONG"? Cause it really sounds like the later

I heard SOFA KING wrong!

 

[Muscle Bra]

Jessica will only be remembered for those ugly ass eyebrows and selfies

I don't know. That rage video could end up being a classic on the par of "Now-now-now-now-now" and "Ian ... Brannon ... Something"...

 

[Rogowski]

I told you guys there was no reason to go into reruns, that rage video was fucking glorious.

 

[Chrisology1337]

Well Chris, you brought it upon yourself. You dun goofed.

>You dun goofed

What is this, Jessi Slaughter?

 

[Water-T]

"Would you take me on a date to see My Little Pony? I'd date me....hard"

*Goodbye ponies....I'm not in love with you....*

 

[Zoobles]

OK Jessica, you can come out and share your content now

 

[DonaldJTrump]

At around 0:55 in his rage video, Is he saying "I was so fucking wrong" or is he saying "I was super king, WRONG"? Cause it really sounds like the later

He raged so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter.

 

[Vocaloid Ruby]

I kinda knew the date would be fake and not happen and now I feel stupid for getting my hopes up.

I hope 'Jessica' comes here so we can harass them.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Please don't crash into slumber, please don't crash into slumber, please don't crash into slumber...


Barb looks slightly less dead today. Nice to see.

I'm honestly afraid this will be the case. Well, at least we got a rage video out of this saga, right?

 

[DonaldJTrump]

I kinda knew the date would be fake and not happen and now I feel stupid for getting my hopes up.

I hope 'Jessica' comes here so we can harass them.

Doopie in disguise.

 

[Quijibo69]

After seen the video, I hope Chris remembers to take the cap off.