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Every time I see Barb, she looks closer to death's door. Except this time she looks like she already died and is just propped up in a corner.
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LadyMayhem
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She's has that same look in her eyes that I've seen in a lot of people with cancer. Hard to explain. That would definitely explain why Mommy 2.0 search is so critical.
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Now that's one corner Chris painted himself into good! Love to see the mental gymnastics he'll have to come up with to expain all that!
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Goddamn, he's like a shrieking autistic wizard.
Whoever manages to successfully get us a text transcript, I owe you a fucking beer.
I'm trying. His inflection and my own laughing are making this fucking difficult.
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I'm pretty shocked at how old Barb's gotten. She's aged a lot in the past few years. Then again, my perspective is warped because my mental image of Barb has been stuck on this picture ever since I first started reading the CWCki:
Anyway, love how Chris got his elderly mother to try to guilt trip a girl into dating him. Stay classy.
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Barb looks like she doesn't even know what's going on.
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I haven't seen him erupt this bad.
I think all the soy sauce and prunes raised his estrogen levels a little too high.
I think all the soy sauce and prunes raised his estrogen levels a little too high.
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I'm not gonna lie, old metaphysical librarian is the most age appropriate and stylish look Chris has worn yet. Put a big chunky tigers eye or turquoise necklace on him and he's a private school art teacher.
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Transcript of "NO MORE":
Chris sets up his PS4 to record and also play music for emphasis. His verbiage is slow and distracted, quickly giving way to more focus as the song picks up.
I'm very... Upset... Right NOOOOOOOOW...
At this point, Chris Puts on his terrible falsetto.
Most will need to pause the video for several moments to pick up their sides, which have fallen off.
I... Open myself up... D-damn... Bunch of internet TROLLS!!!
You... Damned... FEDS! WHAT THE FUCK?!
YOU HACKED INTO HER ACCOUNT! YOU HACKED INTO HER FACEOOK YOU GOD... DAMN--
His speech audibly crackles. Between his falsetto and attempts to be threatening, it's like his voice is trying to run in three directions at once. Chris seems really frustrated, as much by his failed falsetto as his STRESS. He continues undaunted, clenching his fist as if to strangle the very internet for its insolence.
MISERABLE LIFELESS CRETINS..!! Just destroyed my relationship...
He is legitimately crying now, placing his face in his hands with an audible slapping sound.
All I wanted for now... Was just some peace of mind, and happiness, and thought you wanted that for me, too!! Now obviously, I was so... FUCKING.... WROOOOOOOONG!!!
He wails in anguish, while at the same time seeming to be trying to stifle laughter. Chris is a creature of contradictions and curiousity. He gestures towards the camera in a rage, as if threatening everyone who might be watching right now.
YOU ALL... REALLY FUCKING BLEW IT THIS TIME..!!
He wails. His movements are animated and it's impossible to tell if he's legitimately sad and/or angry or not.
THIS IS NOT FUNNY IF YOU'RE LAUGHING... THIS IS NOT FUNNY! IT'S SAD! IT'S KILLING US! DON'T HAVE W--
He is wrong, as this is hilarious. He cuts himself short to regain his thoughts.
AND MOREOVER!!!
He leans close.
You all are just... Ultimately... Really... Crazily... YOU ARE SO SUPER FUCKED UP!!
He gestures towards the camera.
CURSED!
He delivers a Curse Shot.
GOOD... BYE..!!!
He shuts off The Playroom and the clip ends.
Chris sets up his PS4 to record and also play music for emphasis. His verbiage is slow and distracted, quickly giving way to more focus as the song picks up.
I'm very... Upset... Right NOOOOOOOOW...
At this point, Chris Puts on his terrible falsetto.
Most will need to pause the video for several moments to pick up their sides, which have fallen off.
I... Open myself up... D-damn... Bunch of internet TROLLS!!!
You... Damned... FEDS! WHAT THE FUCK?!
YOU HACKED INTO HER ACCOUNT! YOU HACKED INTO HER FACEOOK YOU GOD... DAMN--
His speech audibly crackles. Between his falsetto and attempts to be threatening, it's like his voice is trying to run in three directions at once. Chris seems really frustrated, as much by his failed falsetto as his STRESS. He continues undaunted, clenching his fist as if to strangle the very internet for its insolence.
MISERABLE LIFELESS CRETINS..!! Just destroyed my relationship...
He is legitimately crying now, placing his face in his hands with an audible slapping sound.
All I wanted for now... Was just some peace of mind, and happiness, and thought you wanted that for me, too!! Now obviously, I was so... FUCKING.... WROOOOOOOONG!!!
He wails in anguish, while at the same time seeming to be trying to stifle laughter. Chris is a creature of contradictions and curiousity. He gestures towards the camera in a rage, as if threatening everyone who might be watching right now.
YOU ALL... REALLY FUCKING BLEW IT THIS TIME..!!
He wails. His movements are animated and it's impossible to tell if he's legitimately sad and/or angry or not.
THIS IS NOT FUNNY IF YOU'RE LAUGHING... THIS IS NOT FUNNY! IT'S SAD! IT'S KILLING US! DON'T HAVE W--
He is wrong, as this is hilarious. He cuts himself short to regain his thoughts.
AND MOREOVER!!!
He leans close.
You all are just... Ultimately... Really... Crazily... YOU ARE SO SUPER FUCKED UP!!
He gestures towards the camera.
CURSED!
He delivers a Curse Shot.
GOOD... BYE..!!!
He shuts off The Playroom and the clip ends.
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get that mining setup cranked to full, the content must flow
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Holy shit that video. He comes off so insincere. Perhaps it is the tism, or the weird shifty eye movement, but if I did know it better from people here, I would be sure he was just acting and Jessica and him are putting the long con on us.
He does make an amazingly good portrayal of a wailing crazy cat crone from a black comedy though.
This video was worth the shitty lead up. This is Chris at his funniest. I think I found my favourite autistic tantrum of them all.
Also that room is full of autistic hoarder junk.
He does make an amazingly good portrayal of a wailing crazy cat crone from a black comedy though.
This video was worth the shitty lead up. This is Chris at his funniest. I think I found my favourite autistic tantrum of them all.
Also that room is full of autistic hoarder junk.
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Pretty sure he was saying "fags" just in his tardy voice he uses when he doesn't want to say a bad word.
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In the 'yelling at us' video, did anyone else notice that before he claims 'this is not funny' at 1:14 he had cracked a smile?
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In a way , with the rage video and all I feel it's already happened.
With Chris it can only get worse from here...
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The sadder Chris is, the more of a cartoon character he becomes.
It would be sad if his voice didn't make it so hilarious
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If I didn't know better, this is all some Andy Kaufman-level trolling, right down to Chris making a fake Jessica account, setting up the "date", and then hamming it up in that video.
At the very least, Chris realized that Jessica might either be a) a real person, but would bail out at the last minute or b) a troll trying to catfish him, and is just playing up on that video as some form of "counter trolling". After over ten years of being the infamous target of trolls and KF's fascination, Chris maybe finally realized that short of getting off the 'Tism Train, those "dang dirty trolls" are not going to go away, and that he might as well play along and find some enjoyment from this.
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