Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[TaterBot]

This is an unpopular opinion, but I don't like the kid-glove handling in the Q&A thing. Sure, it's to keep Chris prattling on indefinitely in hopes of getting a giggle or two, but it's also inflating his ego even more. I dunno about anybody else but I'm all out of baby powder. Fuck Chris.

 

[Marvin]

This is an unpopular opinion, but I don't like the kid-glove handling in the Q&A thing. Sure, it's to keep Chris prattling on indefinitely in hopes of getting a giggle or two, but it's also inflating his ego even more. I dunno about anybody else but I'm all out of baby powder. Fuck Chris.

In general, people think Chris is much more delicate than he actually is. All the e-girlfriend calls over the years consisted of hour long sessions grilling Chris over his perceived faults. He's got a tougher skin than you'd think.

If you can phrase your question in a semi-reasonable way, there's a solid chance Chris will attempt to answer it. And if not, he won't just crash into slumber and abandon the video. At most he'll just call you a troll and skip to the next question.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Fuck Chris.

What? Chris is cool.

 

[selere]

Random though

 

[Trilby]

Random though

NOW THAT'S PERFECT!

 

[TaterBot]

In general, people think Chris is much more delicate than he actually is. All the e-girlfriend calls over the years consisted of hour long sessions grilling Chris over his perceived faults. He's got a tougher skin than you'd think.
If you can phrase your question in a semi-reasonable way, there's a solid chance Chris will attempt to answer it. And if not, he won't just crash into slumber and abandon the video. At most he'll just call you a troll and skip to the next question.

I couldn't care less about Chris's little fee-fees. My concern is the banhammer hanging over everyone's head if they act like they want to laugh and make fun of him. Ya know, the reason we're really here in the first place? What value does he have to us other than that? That's the only question I have.

 

[Done]

This is an unpopular opinion, but I don't like the kid-glove handling in the Q&A thing. Sure, it's to keep Chris prattling on indefinitely in hopes of getting a giggle or two, but it's also inflating his ego even more. I dunno about anybody else but I'm all out of baby powder. Fuck Chris.

Think of it this way: This is the best opportunity in a long time to fill the gaps in Christory, and at a very low human cost too given that he is the one who approved it.

 

[CWCissey]

He ain't coming back now apparently. Either Jessay browbeated him into not coming back because we weren't being overly horrible, or Chris didn't appreciate Null locking his thread.

NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT IF CHRIS LIKES THE SMITHS?

 

[purepowerlevel]

Is JQ hip to the JQ?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Wow, today events were fast as fuck...I saw the Q&A thing in the morning (like 14 hours ago in my timezone), but had a busy day and didn't have time to post about it.

Now I see how it all blew the hell up and I didn't even have the chance to pitch my question of if Chris' family and friends know that he used to be a prostitute.

Boring "saga", but hey, it made Chris chimp the fuck out like in the old times. But you know, Jessay could at least have ended it with "I WAS TROLLING YOU ALL ALONG YOU ARE GROSS LOL" instead of blaming us now that he was willing to interact with us (not that he was going to be in the mood anymore though, but still...)

 

[ICametoLurk]

What's the song that plays when Chris records with the PS4?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Boring "saga", but hey, it made Chris chimp the fuck out like in the old times. But you know, Jessay could at least have ended it with "I WAS TROLLING YOU ALL ALONG YOU ARE GROSS LOL" instead of blaming us now that he was willing to interact with us (not that he was going to be in the mood anymore though, but still...)

Call me , but the advantage of "splitting up" like this is that the Jessica character can be revived. I wouldn't be surprised if she returns and, again, they split before their first meeting. It wouldn't be the first time a fake sweetheart has jerked Chris around.

 

[BurningPewter]

I watched the cake fart video a few days ago. Now, I don't think anyone needs to see the fart itself, but I think any Chris student needs to see the ending...Where Chris stares into the camera looking haunted and stricken, mumbling, "what the hell am I doing". Then pulls this creepy frozen smile with asian eyes and shouts "kawaii!" then suddenly looks stricken again. One of the most chilling things I've seen of Chris IMO.

What's the song that plays when Chris records with the PS4?

I think its generic ps4 video music..?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I watched the cake fart video a few days ago. Now, I don't think anyone needs to see the fart itself, but I think any Chris student needs to see the ending...Where Chris stares into the camera looking haunted and stricken, mumbling, "what the hell am I doing". Then pulls this creepy frozen smile with asian eyes and shouts "kawaii!" then suddenly looks stricken again. One of the most chilling things I've seen of Chris IMO.

Most people were pretty shocked to see Chris bare fatass sitting on a cake. I didnt give a shit and even had a laugh. But that fucking face was terrifying. It was like if a swarm of diabolic locusts hollowed out the village idiot and were trying to mimic human emotion to infiltrate society.

 

[Chrisology1337]

Jessica is the worst a-log now.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Does anyone know of a good alternative to archive.is? It sucks for archiving Facebook posts now. Sometimes it saves, sometimes it just ends up with a blank page, like this - http://archive.is/oAStE .

 

[also autistic]

Does anybody actually believe Chris to be trans?
Personally it seems like he is using his stereotypical view of women to be a "happier" person, because we all know girls just like to go shop and have fun, yay!!

I get the feeling that any autistic who screeches about Chris Chan "not representing the autistic community" often have a lot of skeletons in their own closet. Whether it's because they're a man child who watches children's cartoons (like MrEnter) or because they've got some weird fucked up fetish that they proudly display on their DeviantArt pages or they play Magic the Gathering...

I wonder if it's because they see themselves in Chris, and that he reminds them of their own worst traits.

(Sorry this reply is late and might be unwanted now)
Honestly I do see myself in Chris sometimes, it scares me a lot.

Really don't care about how the autistic community is represented though, never heard of, seen, or met two autistic people who were very alike, and if people think chrischan is a case of classic autism, it's fun to prove them wrong.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Jessica is the worst a-log now.

Eh, not really because no other a-log has really produced any content. Jessica is a cunt but at least she's somewhat successful.

Does anybody actually believe Chris to be trans?
Personally it seems like he is using his stereotypical view of women to be a "happier" person, because we all know girls just like to go shop and have fun, yay!!

So I guess he's trans then.

 

[Rogowski]

What's the song that plays when Chris records with the PS4?

That's the generic music that plays on the PS4 app that he uses to record his videos. There's a way to turn it off but Chris is too re tart id to figure that out.

Jessica is the worst a-log now.

A-Logging is a term used to describe one expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for Chris, often including wishing him physical harm, usually for perceived "crimes" that Chris is "guilty" of.

People really need to learn how to use that term correctly.

 

[CMCW]

Random thought and question... If it takes people with autism longer to adjust to change, Is Chris's new normal to play into the cat and mouse game with the internet because it's all he's known for the past decade?

I just saw the No more Q&A rant and wondered what another break up would do to his psyche, then i thought, he's sells memorbelia online, does his greatest hits breakup videos, he's conversing with Kiwifarms and reached out to the trolls numerous times... He seems pretty comfortable... Could he even be shocked at this point or is being a weird tranny welfare sponge his final form?