YT 10/5 - CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE!!! - Chris rages

[IV 445]

Is he still off to the cinema tonight or what?

Probably, I expect a pissy Facebook post about going to the theater alone.

That squawking is still stuck in my head. This must be what those teachers at Nathaniel Greene elementary had to put up with all those years ago

 

[The Dude]

I don't think Chris' face went slack because of a stroke or Bell's Palsy, I think it's from him self-medicating with booze and Valium. It would also explain his slurred speech, but when ISN'T his speech slurred? The problem is mixing hooch and Blue Bombers like that can lead to a bad time. Like Chris ending up prematurely dead kind of bad time. Booze and Benzos make for a dangerous combination.

But his behavior is really bizarre. He's obviously genuinely upset, but it doesn't seem genuine. He's like some mentally deficient alien that was abandoned here like the Spartans tossing a defective infant off a cliff, and his only source for education on how humans behave have been over-dramatic cartoons and schlock-tier movies. It's hilariously fascinating to see that he's been shut in so long with only kiddie cartoons, old sit-com re-runs, and video games to occupy his time that it's negatively affected how he behaves. Plus the Autism, of course.

 

[AnOminous]

How do people get that autistics don't naturally express emotion even when they actually feel it? Of course he comes across like he's acting, because any time he tries to express an emotion he has to act it out artificially. It doesn't come naturally.

Do you even know what autism is?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Chris has known for literally years that a girl on the Internet who falls in love with him but won't meet IRL is fake. People around here have been saying right from the start that she's fake.Yet he fell for it again for, what, the tenth time? Even factoring in the fact that Chris is a tard, he could have avoided this if he wasn't being led by his bent duck.

You could always argue that he is a moron (even with that, it's not excuse to me either), but what blows my mind is that apparently Barb fully buys this too.

She is a cantankerous harpy, sure, but also supposed to be a somewhat neurotypical woman. Not only didnt she catch on how this was just a rerun of all the previous million of fake girlfriends, but she thinks that his brain damaged, gender confused swamp monster has any chance to date any non-mongo woman.

You could chalk it to blind mother's love or being senile, but she believed a lot of shit in the past, and no mother's love could hide than since he began to pretend to be a bag lady he demolished whatever infinitesimal chance he could have.

 

[Zarkov]

Where did he get the idea that all kiwi farmers wanted him to find happiness and peace of mind ? Like really, in his autistic mind how did we go from an army of hateful conspirators obsessed with cock blocking him at every opportunity to a community of perfectly nice people wholeheartedly wanting him to be happy ?

He went from liking us for no discernible reason to hating us for no discernible reason, in the span of 24 hours.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

Backup link: https://youtu.be/7dEyCQiLMoA

Love you too, you piece of shit.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Where did he get the idea that all kiwi farmers wanted him to find happiness and peace of mind ? Like really, in his autistic mind how did we go from an army of hateful conspirators obsessed with cock blocking him at every opportunity to a community of perfectly nice people wholeheartedly wanting him to be happy ?

He went from liking us for no discernible reason to hating us for no discernible reason, in the span of 24 hours.

Two things. 1) Chris has difficulty understanding anything complex and abstract, 2) He thinks "The Trolls" are a single unit who all think and act exactly the same.

We're these hateful conspirators. Then some of us demonstrate that we don't think like that, so we must all be affectionate. Then Chris hears that trolls have hacked Jessica, so we're all hateful conspirators again. We must be one thing or the other. The notion that we are all individuals who think and feel differently is just beyond his mental capacity.

 

[MMX]

You could always argue that he is a moron (even with that, it's not excuse to me either), but what blows my mind is that apparently Barb fully buys this too.

She is a cantankerous harpy, sure, but also supposed to be a somewhat neurotypical woman. Not only didnt she catch on how this was just a rerun of all the previous million of fake girlfriends, but she thinks that his brain damaged, gender confused swamp monster has any chance to date any non-mongo woman.

You could chalk it to blind mother's love or being senile, but she believed a lot of shit in the past, and no mother's love could hide than since he began to pretend to be a bag lady he demolished whatever infinitesimal chance he could have.

I wouldn't say Barb buys all this sweetheart shit.
She probably tolerates it because all these internet antics are actually bringing in some money hence her appearence in the e-begging vids.
But her reaction to this is probably along the lines of a parent who's child is crying because his imaginary bff died
"There there move on, let me get back to mah shows"

 

[Collections Agent]

Tbh as funny as the video is I genuinely feel bad for Chris. This goes above and beyond normal weening, to get his hopes up over the course of a month and then on the last day (he might've already got her ticket to the movie) break it off for BS reasons.

This is something Chris could get genuinely depressed about. He put up so many safeguards so he wouldn't be catfished again but some dedicated ween spent insane amounts of time (years?) With Chris just so they could screw him over once and for all.

 

[Lunachu]

With all that forced falsetto I'm really shakin' in my boots.

Edit: Did he call us 'FAGS'? Really loving and tolerant of him.

So politically correct.

 

[Sc4rface]

I don't think Chris' face went slack because of a stroke or Bell's Palsy, I think it's from him self-medicating with booze and Valium. It would also explain his slurred speech, but when ISN'T his speech slurred? The problem is mixing hooch and Blue Bombers like that can lead to a bad time. Like Chris ending up prematurely dead kind of bad time. Booze and Benzos make for a dangerous combination.

That is plausible but I this isn't the first time the droopy eye has been evident. I remember that the same thing was noted a couple of years ago during the Francine saga (particularly in the "Doxing Jeff/Francine Video 11/18/15" video) but it was in his other eye. Since it changes sides and seems to related to particularly stressful episodes, I'd wager Bell's palsy.

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

Why does he start talking like Brian's Mum from Life of Brian for a bit

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Tbh as funny as the video is I genuinely feel bad for Chris. This goes above and beyond normal foolishness, to get his hopes up over the course of a month and then on the last day (he might've already got her ticket to the movie) break it off for BS reasons.

This is something Chris could get genuinely depressed about. He put up so many safeguards so he wouldn't be catfished again but some dedicated fool spent insane amounts of time (years?) With Chris just so they could screw him over once and for all.

Nah, this has happened a ridiculous number of times before with Chris and it'll probably happen again. Every time he's sure that the others were trolls, but this time it's for real. Then he gets fucked over and he gets angry or sad and then the next day he posts something about cartoon hedgehogs and a week later he barely remembers who the girl was. You can argue that she's "real" to Chris, in the sense that she didn't just appear out of nowhere like Ivy or Panda. Well, so was Megan, so was the Wallflower. Again, Chris professed heartbreak and again, he barely even thinks about them now.

I mean, in terms of the amount of work put into this, this is mild. There are no secondary characters, no IRL trolls posing as the girl, no massive challenges that Chris has to overcome. It's just a woman on Facebook. I'm amazed he even fell for it.

The important thing to remember is that Chris isn't heartbroken because he's lost the love of his life. He's upset because he's looking for someone who will take over the functions of Barb and also let him fuck her, and he thought he'd found it. He went straight from barely acknowledging Jessica to "I love you, this is the woman I'm going to spend the rest of my life with." I bet if you asked him what attracted him to Jessica, he'd mumble something about "sweet" and "honest" and "caring." And as soon as another girl comes along, whether she's a troll or an acquaintance who didn't say no quickly enough, he'll be just the same.

Why does he start talking like Brian's Mum from Life of Brian for a bit

Because he's a man in drag.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

Adieu, Jessica. Thanks for the laughs!

 

[Muscle Bra]

... what blows my mind is that apparently Barb fully buys this too.

...

You could chalk it to blind mother's love or being senile, but she believed a lot of shit in the past, and no mother's love could hide than since he began to pretend to be a bag lady he demolished whatever infinitesimal chance he could have.

Not only is Babs senile (and likely suffering from some illness) but she’s been dealing with Chris for 35 years, and listening to this same shit for 30 years.

At this point, she’s just bone-tired and, TBH, I don’t blame her. She doesn’t want to listen to Chris REEEE-ing about his latest heartsweet and deal with his chimping; she just wants to go back to her couch, get back to her TV, and enjoy her remaining time with the hoard.

If the course of least resistance is to allow CWC to take her picture and and give him some fortune-cookie advice, so be it.

Where did he get the idea that all kiwi farmers wanted him to find happiness and peace of mind ? ... He went from liking us for no discernible reason to hating us for no discernible reason, in the span of 24 hours.

The autistic mind, much like that of the Sith, only deals in absolutes. CWC can’t comprehend that a group of people engaged in a similar activity would all have different feelings/motivations/purposes/etc. It’s far easier for him to process things to put all of us in the category of “Da Twollz” and to view us as either the noblest of paragons or the vilest of villains.

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

Oh my. That was not terribly ladylike Christine.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Bros how we holding up? We just took a curseyehama point blank.


Woke up to brush my teeth and BAM out of toothpaste

Damn you Chris

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Bros how we holding up? We just took a curseyehama point blank.


Woke up to brush my teeth and BAM out of toothpaste

Damn you Chris

My sweetheart just revealed herself to be a black hermaphroditic hedgehog and also my wooden badge was not, in fact, delicious.

 

[Male Idiot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fhe_HAg8aw

This drag comedy sketch is what his voice and acting reminds me of.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Bros how we holding up? We just took a curseyehama point blank.

Well, I just got a job, met the woman of my dreams, am engaged to be married, got a publishing deal for my fanfic comic, and will soon be moving out of my mother’s house so I think I’m OK...