Tattoos 10/04/17 Phil's New 'Do & Tattoo - Taking Bulldyke Too Far

[JSGOTI]

is that a dick on that pepsi thing back of phill there or a iec cream

I think it's a torch, to go with the #ACAB (all cops are bastards) hashtag. There's probably an anarchist or antifa symbol on it too, because defacing private property sure shows the man.

 

[jenffer a jay]

phills new Do & Tattoo

 

[DragoonSierra]

Wow I guess I should dial back my response from earlier. That looks like the most vegan/queer friendly place I've ever seen.

They are also white as fuck which is exactly why Phil chose them.

 

[Mogambo]

In my musical days seeing a cute pixie-esque gal with that hair cut singing in a band was hot.

Seeing it on Phil who's not attempting to pass in any other fashion just reminds me of all the non-passing-non-trying Antifa blowhards who claim to be vagina-ridden when they get in someone's face and get punched.

Actually that seems to be a thing with Phil. He consistently tries to look like an androgynous pixie girl type chick, but doesn't get that only women can actually pull that off. When a guy does it... well it looks like a guy. Again, I can't help but wonder if a lot of these trannies are just getting their signals crossed. A lot of them are into women; they're straight but call themselves crap like "lesbians trapped in male bodies." In reality, they just want to bang some sort of chick like Ruby Rose, but instead of going "oh she's hot, I'd do her," they're brains go "she's hot, I bet this funny tingling feeling I get when I see her on tv would be come back if I dressed like her and call myself a woman."

What's the significance of bolt cutters? Do they have some significance? Does Phil cut a lot of bolts? Is this his emergency plan to remove his cock when he remembers the date scheduled for his surgery has been and gone?

Phil loves using various accessories, tools and accoutrements to show his interest in things, even if they are only tenuously connected with the hobby or activity in question. I mean, this is the same guy who got tattoos of bicycle locks and keyrings (along with twenty other "bicycle related" tattoos)... tattoos of things most people wouldn't even thing of, actually. All instead of actually learning to ride a bike even!

My guess is he associates it with Antifa, protesting, anarchy, etc. Not only that, but he assumes everyone who sees it will also "get it," and admire him for being such a hardcore analchest too.

Well, there's the real reason he chose this place. A part of me wonders if he wandered in, loudly saying, "Yep, good thing you have bike parking and equipment. I'm probably going to come down a lot on my bike, which I ride everywhere, as a cyclist. Bike."

Haha, truth. Phil will buy anything he thinks of as "bicycle related," because :autism:. He's really an advertiser's wet dream. He's stupid and will throw money at things he doesn't need just to keep up an image that nobody else even notices or cares about. I'm amazed he's made it this far in life, to be honest.

They are also white as fuck which is exactly why Phil chose them.

That seems to describe the SJW movement as a whole. I mean, they're all weebs, or claim to have a Cherokee princess great-great-grandmother, or just listen to rap and watch Black movies and TV shows, but at the end of the day, they're all sheltered white kids. Super white. And few of them have black, Asian, Latino, Arab, Desi or Native American friends, nor do they really want to hang out or associate with us.

Granted, Portland is super white to begin with, moreso than the national average in fact, and Phil is kind of racist anyway, but I'm not really surprised. Black people have bills to pay. These weirdos look like a bunch of trust fund kids who have the luxury of making up pronouns and worrying about whether tattoo ink is ethically sourced.

He looks like one of those ugly bass/drum players in a classic punk rock band who you later read went nuts and tried to kill and eat the other members.

Phil confirmed for the wannabe punk rock version of Varg Vikernes then?

 

[AnOminous]

Haha, truth. Phil will buy anything he thinks of as "bicycle related," because :autism:. He's really an advertiser's wet dream. He's stupid and will throw money at things he doesn't need just to keep up an image that nobody else even notices or cares about. I'm amazed he's made it this far in life, to be honest.

Meanwhile, the only people who even notice his weird sexual obsession with bicycles know that he's literally too much of a mongoloid even to ride a bicycle. He is too dumb to do something children and people with Down's syndrome do with ease.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

@Mogambo 10 points for the Ruby Rose reference. That is exactly correct

 

[nhocgreen]

Lookin' sharp! Maybe Slingblade will even let him back in the bedroom for some #AnalRips with this snazzy makeover.

But damn, he has added so many layers of blubber since he got the "GET CONSENT" tat. I guess the extra fat means more room for tattoos?

Holy shit what the hell? I thought the cutter was a tiny tattoo at first. But it's huge. At this size there is just no excuse for this level of details and this line works.

 

[purepowerlevel]

He's stupid and will throw money at things he doesn't need just to keep up an image that nobody else even notices or cares about. I'm amazed he's made it this far in life, to be honest.

@Null please make this a random.txt

 

[MistressCaridad]

That seems to describe the stingy jew movement as a whole. I mean, they're all weebs, or claim to have a Cherokee princess great-great-grandmother, or just listen to rap and watch Black movies and TV shows, but at the end of the day, they're all sheltered white kids. Super white. And few of them have black, Asian, Latino, Arab, Desi or Native American friends, nor do they really want to hang out or associate with us.

Phil is the type of person (hell, he may have done it already and I haven’t caught it yet, I’m fairly new to following his spergtastic spudventures) who would rather smugly inform a “person of color” why X thing or Y idea is offensive and racist and then tard rage when the person is like “dude. no one is offended by that but people on Tumblr, okay?”
(If you really wanted to you could argue that a mindset like that is actually far more racist than all the dumb shit these idiots chimp over... you know, the whole “benevolent white savior enlightens poor oppressed black/brown/red/yellow people as to just how oppressed they are” thing, but meh, whatever.)

 

[Coldgrip]

Phil got tattooed by his clones. It's pictures like this that make want to pull a Bugs Bunny and saw the East Coast off the continent and let it float into the giant trash gyre where it belongs.

These people deserve every bad thing that has ever happened to them in their lives.

Potato-pig.

Pigtato.

 

[Twrx]

Phil is the type of person (hell, he may have done it already and I haven’t caught it yet, I’m fairly new to following his spergtastic spudventures) who would rather smugly inform a “person of color” why X thing or Y idea is offensive and racist and then tard rage when the person is like “dude. no one is offended by that but people on Tumblr, okay?”
(If you really wanted to you could argue that a mindset like that is actually far more racist than all the dumb shit these idiots chimp over... you know, the whole “benevolent white savior enlightens poor oppressed black/brown/red/yellow people as to just how oppressed they are” thing, but meh, whatever.)

If you're new to Phil, he claims to be a person of color.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil is the type of person (hell, he may have done it already and I haven’t caught it yet, I’m fairly new to following his spergtastic spudventures) who would rather smugly inform a “person of color” why X thing or Y idea is offensive and racist and then tard rage when the person is like “dude. no one is offended by that but people on Tumblr, okay?”
(If you really wanted to you could argue that a mindset like that is actually far more racist than all the dumb shit these idiots chimp over... you know, the whole “benevolent white savior enlightens poor oppressed black/brown/red/yellow people as to just how oppressed they are” thing, but meh, whatever.)

Phil himself claims to be Latino (he's actually Italian-American), but he has no particular interest in preaching to actual POCs for two reasons.

Firstly, he's scared of POCs. Actual Latin people are particularly to be avoided, as they can spot his bullshit. He's even threatened to call immigration on "his fellow" Latinxs. He's more racist than most of the people he accuses of racism.

Secondly, he's only interested in POC issues as far as they work to his advantage. He's interested in what nets him sympathy, social cred and money. If he thought he'd personally benefit more from being a white nationalist, he'd become one right there and then. So he'd never preach to "fellow" POCs because he doesn't give a shit about them.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Actual Latin people are particularly to be avoided, as they can spot his bullshit.

Well sure. You know he's at least had to have been called out once already when someone spoke fluent Spanish to him and he just blinked. His Spanish ends at all the slogans he's learned from Google Translate.

 

[Holocaust Mansplainer]

It's baffling to me that a guy who looks like that can still manage to appear so smug.

 

[JSGOTI]

Another view of Last Week's bolt cutters tattoo done by Chaz Vitale #animalliberation #squatting #rentistheft #boltcutters

And there we have it, the tattoo was done by Chaz Vitale

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Oh my god, @JSGOTI, for a minute I was terrified that Phil was tattooed by a FUCKING WHITE MALE.. But then I turned on the basement lights and realized I need to get new glasses .
Chaz doesn't look like a darn, dirty CISHIT. So I Googled. Found a surgery fundraiser (archive) and learned Chaz is "Queer, Trans and Intersex. Thank goddess!

 

[JSGOTI]

Oh my god, @JSGOTI, for a minute I was terrified that Phil was tattooed by a FUCKING WHITE MALE.. But then I turned on the basement lights and realized I need to get new glasses .
Chaz doesn't look like a darn, dirty CISHIT. So I Googled. Found a surgery fundraiser (archive) and learned Chaz is "Queer, Trans and Intersex. Thank goddess!

And did you notice? By being an upstanding part of the community and a decent human being, you can actually get the funding you ask for.
Food for thought that Phil will never understand.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

And did you notice? By being an upstanding part of the community and a decent human being, you can actually get the funding you ask for.
Food for thought that Phil will never understand.

Totally. And it sounds like it was for a surgery that they actually needed. Not just bullshit about laser hair removal for your crotch like Phil.

 

[Taint'ed Love]

Lol, in a lot of the reviews for this place people said that Chaz was one of the best tattoo artists at this place. And from his bio page it looks like he does some good work.

But then I read this from his bio page :

"He is also known for his lighter side and a drawing series known as Uniporn. Uniporn features the dazzling wonders of fornicating unicorns. It has been featured as a Valentine’s Day must buy by Regretsy.com, a comedy website dedicated to the “whimsical fuckery” of handmade goods. Uniporn has been seen and sold internationally to the amusement of many"

EDIT: His Uniporn...

Spoiler: Uniporn NSFW

Uniporn links:
https://www.facebook.com/Uniporn-450632455541/
https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/uniporn (inactive)

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Actually intersex, or 'intersex'? Because most intersex people despise being lumped in with the troon brigade.

Portland appears to be one long festival of horrors.