YT 10/5 - CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE!!! - Chris rages

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The calm music combined with Chris's terrible falsetto screaming while wearing a shirt not even a hippie would touch is hilarious. The ruptured eardrums were worth it.

Welcome back, old Chris!
 
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The whole Jessica thing just confused me and I was wondering where it all was going. This makes it worth the wait. I haven't laughed this much at a Chris video since the "take down that ED page" one all those years ago. Chris hasn't changed. His appearance might have but he is still the same CWC.
 
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There is no need to berate yourself like that. :tomgirl:

It's not me this time I promise. I'm British and I wouldn't have a Domo over my bed because Japan is the devil to me. And I wouldn't record on a PS4 as I only play retro games and don't have any new consoles.

By the way, I think that in the hype over the rage video, the video from a few hours before is being forgotten and under-rated - the "where are you Jess?" one. That one is subtly more funny to me with it's "can't decide if I'm in hysterics or a zombie", especially when he starts yelling out his phone number.

 
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Wait... this raises too many questions in my head about that fugly shirt. Does he have two very similar shirts or is he wearing it backwards in one of those shots?? If he only has one then it's surprising that he's fashion-aware enough to wear it two different ways to give it two different necklines. If it's two then he's a moron for buying two nearly identical hideous shirts.
 
Chris now appears to be going apeshit on Facebook, desperately spamming it with 'look what you're missing out on' stuff regarding her alleged fat fetishism.
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grab your popcorn, gentlemen.

Mmm...Sexy!

I haven't seen this vid yet. What an unlovable homo.

@The American Hedgehog , add this to the OP.
I'm going to need a briefcase for my collection of Chris' greasy tears.

"Sweety! Can't you hear my shrieking across the internet?!"
 
Just thought of something...why specifically dump Chris? I mean, like telling him and blaming the trolls and all that.


I mean, when Jessay's fb dissapeared Chris freaked out, and you know? It could have been interesting just leaving it like that. At least a couple days and see what happens.

We would have Chris losing his marbles all over the place (more than habitually, I mean) and cluelessly running around like a headless chiken spouting insane conspiracy theories, desperate for an answer. The fucker is so off his rocker he could claim troll kidnapping :lol:

Oh, well. It could have been nice, who knows.
 
Holy Shit why did I have to to attend real life and miss epic Christory live?
Y'know, if Chris was willing to put up with some trashy, slow in the mind chicks I could get them some China or at least in the room with it.
 
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