YT 10/5 - CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE!!! - Chris rages

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Chris now appears to be going apeshit on Facebook, desperately spamming it with 'look what you're missing out on' stuff regarding her alleged fat fetishism.
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grab your popcorn, gentlemen.
 
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I'm very [pause] upset, right now.

I [pause] open myself up, to you damn bunch of internet trolls, you damn fiends!

[At this point he becomes extremely high pitched, had to pitch down to gauge what was being said. Accuracy is not guaranteed.]

What the fuck?

You hacked into account, you hacked into her facebook you goddamn miserable worthless cretins, just destroyed our relationship![1]

[Mickey Mouse intensifies]All I wanted up til now, was my piece of mind, my happiness, I thought you all wanted that for me too, now obviously I was so fucking wrong. You all really blew it this time! [more tantrum]

This is not funny and you laugh. This is not funny!
And sinner [2], this Q&A is done and over with, and moreover...

[At this point Chris leans right into the camera]

You all...are just....ultimately...really...crazily...you are so super fucked up! [3] Cursed!

Good...BYE!

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1: Went full tard rage at this point, the hysteric tantrum was interfering with words being pronounced. Some stuff might be heard differently by others.

2: I don't know what he's saying. A lip reader couldn't figure out what he's saying. Sooner, sinner, soon something fuck it.

3: The first time in years we have born witness to the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha. Damn son.
 
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SnergenFlergen said:
Chris now appears to be going apeshit on Facebook, desperately spamming it with 'look what you're missing out on' stuff regarding her alleged fat fetishism.
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grab your popcorn, gentlemen.
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What a horrifying thing to implant into his psyche, in terms of "her" fetishes. I'll still grab popcorn, through.
 
Space Pirate said:
I'm very [pause] upset, right now.

I [pause] open myself up, to you damn bunch of internet trolls, you damn fags!

[At this point he becomes extremely high pitched, had to pitch down to gauge what was being said. Accuracy is not guaranteed.]

What the fuck?

You hacked into account, you hacked into her facebook you goddamn miserable worthless cretins, just destroyed our relationship![1]

[Mickey Mouse intensifies] You're going down, was my piece of mind, my happiness, I thought you all wanted that for me too, now obviously I was so fucking wrong. You all really blew it this time! [more tantrum]

This is not funny and you laugh. This is not funny!
And sinner [2], this Q&A is done and over with, and moreover...

[At this point Chris leans right into the camera]

You all...are just....ultimately...really...crazily...you are so super fucked up! [3] Cursed!

Good...BYE!

[end]

1: Went full tard rage at this point, the hysteric tantrum was interfering with words being pronounced. Some stuff might be heard differently by others.

2: I don't know what he's saying. A lip reader couldn't figure out what he's saying. Sooner, sinner, soon something fuck it.

3: The first time in years we have born witness to the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha. Damn son.
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I have two revisions, if you disagree then maybe i'm hearing it wrong.

"You're going down, was my piece of mind, my happiness, I thought you all wanted that for me too"
I think he was saying
"All I wanted up til now, was my piece of mind, my happiness, I thought you all wanted that for me too"

Also "you damn fags!" sounded like "you damn fiends!" to me.
 
Lipitor said:
I have two revisions, if you disagree then maybe i'm hearing it wrong.

"You're going down, was my piece of mind, my happiness, I thought you all wanted that for me too"
I think he was saying
"All I wanted up til now, was my piece of mind, my happiness, I thought you all wanted that for me too"

Also "you damn fags!" sounded like "you damn fiends!" to me.
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Noted, will edit.
 
Has anyone noticed Chris seems to be obsessed with Aqua Teen Hunger Force right now? He called Kim an Aqua Teen something ret@arded, and he says Sofa King in this video, which was in the Billy Witch Doctor Dot Com episode. It's just kinda weird. I know he makes cartoon references all the time, but this...this almost feels forced to me.
 
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neural said:
This. Chris is raging because he felt this was his best & maybe last shot at a replacement Barb that is also fuckable (Also known as a Sweetheart From The Ground-Up). In his mind he just lost his best chance at making his current life feasible for more than Barb's remaining lifespan.

To be even clearer on his needs here (Besides China of course), He needs someone to:
  • Act as the breadwinner.
  • Be his emotional support.
  • Do all his chores.
  • Be his source of common sense & advice (Except when he doesn't want to hear it, then he wants them to stay quiet while he does exceptional things like vandalize game stores).
Of course being Chris, he doesn't realize that no one in the world would fit his criteria, and even if there were, they won't come to him, and even if they do, they won't necessarily choose him, and even if they do that, there's no guarantee they won't be fed up with him after a while.. I could go on forever with qualifiers, but you probably get the point by now: He will most likely die alone, and it will be completely his fault.
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Chris doesn't need china, he's incubating his own vagina thank you very much.

But seriously, sex is the least of importance to chris in that entire list. I don't think chris has much of a sex drive.
 
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