Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'm just amazed he left his basement.

 

[The Colonel]

Of course Blob leaves his basement whenever food is involved.

 

[The Nothingness]

I'd say Bobs definition of Rural/Obsolete America is "anywhere you can actually see stars in the sky at night".

Would that include Hawaii? While that state always goes Democrat, there are places outside of the cities that are dark enough to see numerous stars in the sky.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Here is Bob's take on the movie Blade Runner 2049...
https://youtu.be/KzVwLQw-37o


For the most part it isn't a terrible video, but he spends almost more than half of the short video going to explain what Blade Runner is as well as a shitty joke at the beginning for it seems that Bob is trying to pad the runtime of his videos. He cannot seem to help himself from making a jab at Jared Leto because of fucking course he cannot as well as seeming to feel this is just a greatly made but alright film. If only this was a Marvel film, he would have given it a 4 out of 4 or had lesbian sex in it.

(To give my honest opinions of the movie, I thought Blade Runner 2049 is short of a masterwork in science fiction and gives me great hope for the genre in general. The movie is perhaps truly the best audio-visual work with the film giving an eerie sense of loneliness to reflect the feelings of the main character. This one also has the questions at the end where the ending does pay off if you are in my mindset. This film is for me a 9/10 and probably is going to be my favorite movie of the year and people should go and support this film absolutely.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay buddy, you want a quadruple bypass now or later?
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I have to admit that actually looks really good as heart attack in a cup goes.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I have to admit that actually looks really good as heart attack in a cup goes.

That’s pretty much how you can describe any food at a state fair. Delicious but guaranteed to knock a year or two off your life.

 

[Kyria the Great]

That’s pretty much how you can describe any food at a state fair. Delicious but guaranteed to knock a year or two off your life.

that is why you only have it at a state fair which happens only once a year

 

[Flexo]

You have to understand, any town without a McDonald's five minutes away is bumfuck nowhere to him.

"What? Only 2 starbucks? Savages! Now I know how Captain Willard felt."

 

[Wesley Willis]

I think Bob likes to pretend Obsolete America is all white. Can't be a stealth racist, he's a just a fucking moron.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I think Bob likes to pretend Obsolete America is all white. Can't be a stealth racist, he's a just a fucking moron.

You're forgetting he gets a good chunk of his world view from pop culture and social media. So in reality he's angry at Hollywood's interpretation of the south being full of white trash, evil evangelicals, ignorant hicks, and people longing for the "South to rise again" so they can get back to whipping niggers like their great-great-grandpappy used to do.


Yes, he's dumb enough to believe in stereotypes pushed out by multi-million dollar movie studios in movies made by sheltered Californians in LA.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Y'all ready for Charlottesville: Escape 2 Africa?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Y'all ready for Charlottesville: Escape 2 Africa?
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I'm always confused by his usage of "Nazi". He equates it to white supremacy, conservatives, and any form of socialism that doesn't include conquering the entire planet. Does this make socialism an inherently "white" concept or what? Where does this leave non-white Nazi supporters who were even a thing during WW2? What about non-white socialists? What about white supremacists who aren't socialists? Is socialism a conservative idea? If Socialism IS a "white" thing then does this make Bob the white supremacist/Nazi for suggesting this is something the whole world needs to be under?

So many questions but all that's there is :autism:

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I'm always confused by his usage of "Nazi". He equates it to white supremacy, conservatives, and any form of socialism that doesn't include conquering the entire planet. Does this make socialism an inherently "white" concept or what? Where does this leave non-white Nazi supporters who were even a thing during WW2? What about non-white socialists? What about white supremacists who aren't socialists? Is socialism a conservative idea? If Socialism IS a "white" thing then does this make Bob the white supremacist/Nazi for suggesting this is something the whole world needs to be under?

So many questions but all that's there is :autism:

These days, “Nazi” pretty much means “person I don’t agree with” to the left.

 

[RockVolnutt]

These days, “Nazi” pretty much means “person I don’t agree with” to the left.

Of course. I was mostly rambling about how Bob's use of it is bizarre as you can use it to say Bernie Sanders is a Nazi because he doesn't want to rule the world with an iron fist under a white conservative ideology while Bob is not a Nazi because he does want to rule the world with an iron fist under such beliefs.

This is scary as there's a tiny group of people who listen to him and consider this insightful instead of incoherent nonsense. I'm eternally baffled by this inability to understand words.

 

[Wesley Willis]

You're forgetting he gets a good chunk of his world view from pop culture and social media. So in reality he's angry at Hollywood's interpretation of the south being full of white trash, evil evangelicals, ignorant hicks, and people longing for the "South to rise again" so they can get back to whipping niggers like their great-great-grandpappy used to do.


Yes, he's dumb enough to believe in stereotypes pushed out by multi-million dollar movie studios in movies made by sheltered Californians in LA.

Those areas are so black that if the south ever tried to rise again it'd look like Mogadishu.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Wait... that's an idea straight out of a movie, isn't it? That one with the paintings?

What Dreams May Come?

 

[vertexwindi]

What Dreams May Come?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's that one.

Does this guy have one belief that's just entirely his, rather than being aped from a movie or game?

 

[iafiv]

I wonder why Bob doesn't say the obvious 3 dozen white supremacists is actually a small number.A teenage block party can easily exceed that number.Instead of saying the obvious these guys cannot even compete with a lame teenage block party when it comes to attendance he starts losing his shit.

 

[TowinKarz]

Aside from C-ville, can he name another city that's seen a "rally" by anyone of note? C'mon, this country is "literally under siege" and "we're dying out there!" Surely you can name at least 2 or 3 more places where Nazis are marching in the streets..... anyone? anyone?

 

[Lockethebard]

So i just had a fun idea. At the end of the year we have a betting pool on Bob's top movies of the year. It's kinda like betting on on the oscars but with more diabetes.