Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Marvin]

Did he ever have a password that was “Sonichu” or something really easy to guess? I suppose that could technically count as hacking.

It's technically not hacking.

I think Chris had a bad password at one point, but he started using really strong passwords. Stronger ones than most people on KF, I suspect. Like a few of them were just autistic combinations of numbers and letters that probably would evade most password crackers nowadays.

The problem is that Chris would trust his e-girlfriends and give them the passwords. They then just cried hacking when they leaked the shit. Rinse, repeat.

 

[CWCissey]

It's technically not hacking.

I think Chris had a bad password at one point, but he started using really strong passwords. Stronger ones than most people on KF, I suspect. Like a few of them were just autistic combinations of numbers and letters that probably would evade most password crackers nowadays.

The problem is that Chris would trust his e-girlfriends and give them the passwords. They then just cried hacking when they leaked the shit. Rinse, repeat.

Yeah phishing rather than hacking.

 

[Done]

It's technically not hacking.

I think Chris had a bad password at one point, but he started using really strong passwords. Stronger ones than most people on KF, I suspect. Like a few of them were just autistic combinations of numbers and letters that probably would evade most password crackers nowadays.

The problem is that Chris would trust his e-girlfriends and give them the passwords. They then just cried hacking when they leaked the shit. Rinse, repeat.

So it was hacking, but it was the social kind.

 

[also autistic]

Was Chrischan actually in love with Jessica (and previous sweethearts) or is just in love with the concept of being in a relationship and will date anybody he finds physically attractive?

 

[BurningPewter]

Was Chrischan actually in love with Jessica (and previous sweethearts) or is just in love with the concept of being in a relationship and will date anybody he finds physically attractive?

Is anyone really in love with anyone? Do Chris' desires simply reflect all of society's true motives for romance, dredged up from the subconscious and re-written in simple crayon?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Is anyone really in love with anyone? Do Chris' desires simply reflect all of society's true motives for romance, dredged up from the subconscious and re-written in simple crayon?

I came here to make fun of trannies, not to feel.

 

[A Skeleton]

Update on the curse And how it has effected you

doing better now than I was before it tbh

thanks Chris

 

[BurningPewter]

a car splashed me with water and I heard Chris laughing and I looked up to wipe my face and the clouds were shaped like his clawed hands.

 

[Marvin]

Yeah phishing rather than hacking.

So it was hacking, but it was the social kind.

I'm a programmer, so I'm about to chimp out at your ignorance. But yeah, sure, whatever. Yes.

Was Chrischan actually in love with Jessica (and previous sweethearts) or is just in love with the concept of being in a relationship and will date anybody he finds physically attractive?

I don't smoke nearly enough weed to deal with shit like this.

 

[Done]

I'm a programmer, so I'm about to chimp out at your ignorance. But yeah, sure, whatever. Yes.

I know what phishing is, but it seems my knowledge of social hacking is not what I thought it was.. Can you elaborate?

 

[trueandhonestfan]

I know what phishing is, but it seems my knowledge of social hacking is not what I thought it was.. Can you elaborate?

Hacking would be forcing your way in. Logging in because someone gave you their password isn't hacking. You're not exploiting or forcing your way into anything. If someone uses some sort of program or tool to attack a site or device to get passwords or uses some tool to force their way in by having the program input common words or just entering different strings of text until they get the password that's hacking (not sure if I'm right in the latter case). If they log in because you gave them your password it's not really hacking. You're not authorizing access, but you gave them the password. It's not like they forced their way in or used some keylogger to steal your information.

 

[Pony Horn]

Social hacking is different from (computer) hacking.

Because Wikipedia never lies:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_hacking
"Social hacking describes the act of attempting to manipulate outcomes ofsocial behaviour through orchestrated actions. The general function of social hacking is to gain access to restricted information or to a physical space without proper permission."

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Most people were pretty shocked to see Chris bare fatass sitting on a cake. I didnt give a shit and even had a laugh. But that fucking face was terrifying. It was like if a swarm of diabolic locusts hollowed out the village idiot and were trying to mimic human emotion to infiltrate society.

I'm being serious here, no irony: I love absolutely everything about this post. Every single letter!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

For the longest time, we thought Chris was too autistic notice his weight. Turns out, it was good old denial.

Now I'm wondering if he's also aware of his art looking like drawn by a 5 year old?

I can never decide how much of Chris' beliefs are delusion and how many are denial. The thing I found telling about his weight, long before any of the current insanity, was that he spotted that Asperchu was a caricature of himself, and one of the points of similarity he identified was "the Buddha belly I used to have." So he clearly was aware to some degree. I think with Chris it's often that he wants to believe and he wants other people to believe. He thinks if he just keeps telling people he's not fat, they'll believe him.

With his art, I think it is legitimately delusion. He thinks it's publication standard. That being said, he also has very low quality standards both for the media he consumes and the media he produces. For Chris, the gold standard is "eh, good enough."

Was Chrischan actually in love with Jessica (and previous sweethearts) or is just in love with the concept of being in a relationship and will date anybody he finds physically attractive?

As I've said elsewhere, romantic love requires a level of maturity that Chris doesn't possess, therefore I don't think he's ever truly in love with anyone. It doesn't help that he claims to be in love with every single sweetheart when not a single one of his "relationships" has progressed beyond what in the real world would be considered to be the earliest stages.

I don't think he's even attracted towards the women he's "been in relationships" with. I honestly think all you'd need for Chris to claim to be in love with you is to be 1) female and 2) willing to date him.

 

[BurningPewter]

he also has very low quality standards both for the media he consumes and the media he produces.

What does he consume that's badly made?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What does he consume that's badly made?

Well, The American Rabbit, Filmation's Ghostbusters and various Sonic products spring to mind. He's happy with anything that's colourful and easy to understand without giving him prickly-wicklies.

 

[BurningPewter]

Fair enough - I think it would take a level of Irony Chris doesn't have for him to like something that's genuinely amateurish/primitive - like raw punk rock, or those "alternative" graphic novels made by intense messy artists who can't draw, or low budget movies. I mean in his mind Sonichu is trying to look professional.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

What does he consume that's badly made?

Sonic games for example. Back in the CWCKipedia mailbag days I remember him lashing out at someone who asked his opinion on the infamous Sonic'06 implying that it wasn't good. Chris said it was "awesome" and told him to shut up, despite even top-tier Sonic super-autists agreeing that it was a borderline unplayable and unfinished piece of crap with a million bugs.

Outside the autist catnip that is Sonic, if you check his game list of Psn you'll find tons of shovelware.

And that's just for videogames.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

to be fair you need to have a really high IQ to understand chris chan The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Chris' autistic outlook which deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from video games, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Sonichu truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “but in the stone age,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chris Chan’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Sonichu tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for Julies eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

 

[BurningPewter]

^ lol I can't stop laughing at Moe Lester's post so hillarious can we put it on the front page please?

it's funny cause he's imagining Chris being interested in physics and Russian literature, when we know Chris is not intelligent enough to be into those things, and likes more low brow things. It's also funny because he mentions Julie and Chris fans always laugh at anyone saying Julie.