CumStainedFloorTiles
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Sorry if I'm living under a rock but why are fans shitting their pants over this sauce? Can't you just go to the store and buy some? It would be much easier.
Infected The Rick and Morty fandom and haters
- Thread starter Cosmos
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There may be colored people at the store.
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As a general rule, if you say that you're smart, you're probably a bigger idiot than the people you think you're more intelligent than.
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honestly, the fandom has ruined all the rick x morty porn for me. i can't even look at that stuff without cringing now.
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I think the obnoxious Rick and Morty fanbase stsrted propping up after that "Msrch for Science" fiasco.
I love Xavier renegade angel, but now when I look for content about it, it's secondaries who latched on to it because they're contrarian and not genuine enhoyment. Fucking Chomsky Honks
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Morty licked at Rick’s cock, trying to emulate what he’d seen in the many hours of porn he’d watched, pumping slowly and trying for a hopefully sexy (but utterly ridiculous) expression. Rick looked down at him, unimpressed, and sighed.
“You suck at this.”
Morty blushed, frustrated and embarrassed, but tried again, this time taking Rick all the way down, slowly sucking, moving him into his throat as he’d trained himself to do (he’d been working on his gag reflex using his fingers, tools from the garage, bananas, anything he could get his gross little hands on. it mostly ended with Morty vomiting and crying and then having to take a shower because of the vomit and tears, but he’d been improving)
He looked up at Rick, expression changing from one of boredom to something he didn’t recognize, close to desperation but not quite. A little blush showed up on the sides of Rick’s face as Morty sucked him at a steady pace, slowly fucking his own throat with Rick’s cock. A little grunt came out of Rick as Morty’s face was suddenly gripped and guided a little more quickly than he’d have liked, gagging when Rick hit the back of his throat. He gasped for air as Rick pulled him forcibly off his cock, letting him breathe for a moment before thrusting back in.
“Y-you fucking like this, y’little perv? Fucking like taking your grandpa’s cock in your throat, g-getting choked by your grandpa, huh?”
Tears were leaking out of Morty’s eyes, he couldn’t breathe, and he was literally choking but he wouldn’t have wanted to be anywhere else. He brought up a hand to the one Rick had around his face, touching gently, giving silent permission. He looked up again, eyes leaking tears, and let Rick come down his throat, pulling back and choking on it, Rick’s hands releasing him as come dripped from his mouth to the garage floor, coughing and gasping. Rick immediately went to his knees, wiping Morty’s face and patting his back as he coughed wetly, giving him little whispers, little “Did a good job, baby, took me so good.” and “Sh-shhh, you’re okay, you’re okay”’s. Rick was rubbing his back and wiping his face with something soft and damp.
“Fucking idiot.”
Morty looked at Rick, stared at him as he allowed himself to be cleaned until Rick grew visibly uncomfortable. “What the /fuck/, Morty? Wh-what?” Morty smiled a little and spoke, his voice broken and a little raspy after the abuse his throat went through. “Can’t say I’m bad at head anymore.” Rick rolled his eyes and continued wiping him down, even though he’d been clean for a while. “Sh-shut up, y’ little shit. It was /okay/, and that’s just because I did most of the work, a-as per fucking usual.” Rick smiled a little, though, and cupped Morty’s still-sticky cheek, giving him a little kiss.
“You did alright.”
“You suck at this.”
Morty blushed, frustrated and embarrassed, but tried again, this time taking Rick all the way down, slowly sucking, moving him into his throat as he’d trained himself to do (he’d been working on his gag reflex using his fingers, tools from the garage, bananas, anything he could get his gross little hands on. it mostly ended with Morty vomiting and crying and then having to take a shower because of the vomit and tears, but he’d been improving)
He looked up at Rick, expression changing from one of boredom to something he didn’t recognize, close to desperation but not quite. A little blush showed up on the sides of Rick’s face as Morty sucked him at a steady pace, slowly fucking his own throat with Rick’s cock. A little grunt came out of Rick as Morty’s face was suddenly gripped and guided a little more quickly than he’d have liked, gagging when Rick hit the back of his throat. He gasped for air as Rick pulled him forcibly off his cock, letting him breathe for a moment before thrusting back in.
“Y-you fucking like this, y’little perv? Fucking like taking your grandpa’s cock in your throat, g-getting choked by your grandpa, huh?”
Tears were leaking out of Morty’s eyes, he couldn’t breathe, and he was literally choking but he wouldn’t have wanted to be anywhere else. He brought up a hand to the one Rick had around his face, touching gently, giving silent permission. He looked up again, eyes leaking tears, and let Rick come down his throat, pulling back and choking on it, Rick’s hands releasing him as come dripped from his mouth to the garage floor, coughing and gasping. Rick immediately went to his knees, wiping Morty’s face and patting his back as he coughed wetly, giving him little whispers, little “Did a good job, baby, took me so good.” and “Sh-shhh, you’re okay, you’re okay”’s. Rick was rubbing his back and wiping his face with something soft and damp.
“Fucking idiot.”
Morty looked at Rick, stared at him as he allowed himself to be cleaned until Rick grew visibly uncomfortable. “What the /fuck/, Morty? Wh-what?” Morty smiled a little and spoke, his voice broken and a little raspy after the abuse his throat went through. “Can’t say I’m bad at head anymore.” Rick rolled his eyes and continued wiping him down, even though he’d been clean for a while. “Sh-shut up, y’ little shit. It was /okay/, and that’s just because I did most of the work, a-as per fucking usual.” Rick smiled a little, though, and cupped Morty’s still-sticky cheek, giving him a little kiss.
“You did alright.”
Come on man, that Mr. Jellybean/Morty comic was H-A-W-T!
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=13SoPnUqGos
A familiar face appears at the end of the lastest season remarking that he hopes that fans did something with thier lives while waiting for season 3 instead of waiting and obsessing over a cartoon to air.
A familiar face appears at the end of the lastest season remarking that he hopes that fans did something with thier lives while waiting for season 3 instead of waiting and obsessing over a cartoon to air.
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It's a fucking cartoon. That's all it is. I watch it because I find it hilarious, not because I want to pretend it's got some deeper, super hidden secret that only the truest of fans will ever be able to figure out.
Justin Roiland is a sick motherfucker and I say that with respect. This is a guy who makes fucked up humor because it makes him laugh. He made a cartoon where a woman literally shits into her sons mouth because it was lunch time and followed that up with a guy stabbing a child and then fucking the stab wound.
Justin Roiland is a sick motherfucker and I say that with respect. This is a guy who makes fucked up humor because it makes him laugh. He made a cartoon where a woman literally shits into her sons mouth because it was lunch time and followed that up with a guy stabbing a child and then fucking the stab wound.
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You know now I think of it, of the two cartoons I currently enjoy watching one of them is a surprisingly deep, thought provoking look at self destructive behaviour, alcoholiosm and depressions mixed with irreverent comedy and the other is a hilarious ride that occasionally makes me laugh out loud which I rarely do at TV or film. The second is Rick and Morty, the first is Bojack Horseman and I highly suggest people watch it if they haven't already.
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There is something charming about a small community of autists bathing in their own supposed intelligence and superiority saying they won't go to McDonald's anymore.
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It's the Sacred Sauce of Sanchez
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I didn't know what Musical.ly was before today. It is a dark, dark day.
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The alleged Szechuan Stabbing is fake news.
Everything else is real. Horribly, terribly real. And I wish it wasn't but it is. Someone get me off this wild ride.
Everything else is real. Horribly, terribly real. And I wish it wasn't but it is. Someone get me off this wild ride.
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I thought that was Chris's belly at first
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Intelligent people tend to not gather and chant slogans from cartoons at fast food restaurants.
That's all that really needs to be said about the intelligence level of Rick and Morty.
That's all that really needs to be said about the intelligence level of Rick and Morty.
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if R&M fans are on the side of Palestine, then there's no doubt that with their combined brainpower, they will be able to successfully broker the two state solution by midcentury
Ineedahero
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It's funny you bring up futurama, because I swear if that is show came out now it would be getting the same shit. I dressed up as zap for a Halloween party one year and the number of people who told me that the devil musical was the greatest piece of music ever or that only stupid people didn't like futurama because it used actual mathematics and science at times was staggering. When I see these rick and morty speds I get serious deja vu.
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The jokes certainly don't require an overly high IQ to appreciate, at least not compared to other adult cartoons I've seen.
I think what autists really cling on to is that it's an "adult" show with pseudo science included, so if they laugh at the meme-iest jokes like Mr Meeseeks, Pickle Rick, wubba-lubba-dub-dub and the other mantra-based phrases, they think it means they're smart, sophisticated and don't need to be treated like babies anymore. This faux importance is probably what's fueling the egos of this cancerous fanbase.
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It's the novelty of a discontinued product promoted by the show.
:powerlevel: Few days ago, I was looking for some sriracha at this Asian place and saw a bottle of Szechuan sauce but I doubt it's the same kind McDonald's use :powerlevel: