Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

TL;DR Bob - "See, I can't be Hitler! I don't read."

 

[cypocryphy]

I can also see Bob rioting over fast food tbh

 

[Done]

Man I keep watching the parade of fat neck bearded "male feminist" Internet movie weasels getting hauled off to the woodshed for sexually abusing women and wondering when Bob's number is gonna come up. And then I remember we're talking about Bob here. "Princess Peaches" likely sense to always stay well out of arms reach if not the room itself when the mighty emperor bob is in session.

Yeah you will keep waiting, Bob doesn't get any.. Legally or otherwise.

Also, Bob & Dobson LOVE doing like 200 tweets in sequence at least once a day.. Dude last I heard Blogs were free to register!

 

[cypocryphy]

Also, Bob & Dobson LOVE doing like 200 tweets in sequence at least once a day.. Dude last I heard Blogs were free to register!

Blogs are so 2004 though....twitter is woke and in the current year.

 

[Done]

Blogs are so 2004 though....twitter is woke and in the current year.

Is Medium woke enough for them?

 

[Flexo]

Is Medium woke enough for them?

You asked for it...

HIS ACTUAL BLOG!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

You asked for it...

HIS ACTUAL BLOG!

He wrote a Rick and Morty article which is basically just a theory that the ultimate big bad of the show is going to be Beth.

http://screenrant.com/rick-morty-beth-evil/

It was written before the finalize which just makes the whole thing look even dumber now.

 

[A Random]

So TL;DR for anyone who refuses to see it?

 

[GrayWater]

So TL;DR for anyone who refuses to see it?

Spoiler: Abridged for clarity

 

[thismanlies]

For a nerd, he sure talks like a cartoon bully.

When did he start using his favorite condiment as an insult?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, I know what I'm watching with AdBlock turned off:

Remember, He considers Boston to be smarter and more rational than the rest of the country.

And yes, wanting people to be better at video games clearly means I'm a white supremacist who hates women.

 

[NQ 952]

Well, I know what I'm watching with AdBlock turned off:
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I think Bob is being stupid here, again. He probably would receive money for those videos, except they're at least 2 years old and get zero traffic, thus he makes no money off of them.

Otherwise, he signed the shittiest contract in the world ... which isn't beyond the realm of possibility.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I think Bob is being stupid here, again. He probably would receive money for those videos, except they're at least 2 years old and get zero traffic, thus he makes no money off of them.

Otherwise, he signed the shittiest contract in the world ... which isn't beyond the realm of possibility.

Now that you are here LordKat, what is the odds of Blobby being able to get on the dying whale of Channel Awesome with the odds he doesn't make anything worth a damn off of GEEK.com?

 

[NQ 952]

Now that you are here LordKat, what is the odds of Blobby being able to get on the dying whale of Channel Awesome with the odds he doesn't make anything worth a damn off of GEEK.com?

It is inevitable.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Now that you are here LordKat, what is the odds of Blobby being able to get on the dying whale of Channel Awesome with the odds he doesn't make anything worth a damn off of GEEK.com?

I'm expecting him to completely burn his bridges with them the second they tell him to knock his douchey nazi schtick off on Twitter or in his videos.

 

[The Colonel]

I thought he was with them for a short time.

 

[Slowboat to China]

How the flipping feck does enjoying Cuphead's challenge have anything to do with Nazism? Seriously, I'm baffled on this one. I know everything has to do with Nazism these days, but it's just ... it's a fun game that's not the easiest to get into. A low-skilled need2gitgud type like me can just watch gameplay videos and enjoy the cool animation instead. No muss, no fuss.

But I suppose if there's one word that sums up Bob, it's "fuss." Something about him always brings to mind a whiny baby with food smeared on its chin.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I wouldn't be surprised if he used a CPAP machine every night, and he's just looking for reasons to be angry.

Boy, it sure would be a shame if Bob sperged out hard about this to the point where he lost his job again...

EDIT: Well, call me Nostra-fucking-damus:

 

[Lackadaisy]

How the flipping feck does enjoying Cuphead's challenge have anything to do with Nazism? Seriously, I'm baffled on this one. I know everything has to do with Nazism these days, but it's just ... it's a fun game that's not the easiest to get into. A low-skilled need2gitgud type like me can just watch gameplay videos and enjoy the cool animation instead. No muss, no fuss.

But I suppose if there's one word that sums up Bob, it's "fuss." Something about him always brings to mind a whiny baby with food smeared on its chin.

People who play video games for fun = racists = sexists = nazis

 

[link1234]

How the flipping feck does enjoying Cuphead's challenge have anything to do with Nazism? Seriously, I'm baffled on this one. I know everything has to do with Nazism these days, but it's just ... it's a fun game that's not the easiest to get into. A low-skilled need2gitgud type like me can just watch gameplay videos and enjoy the cool animation instead. No muss, no fuss.

But I suppose if there's one word that sums up Bob, it's "fuss." Something about him always brings to mind a whiny baby with food smeared on its chin.

All of Bobs opponents are just strawmen. He thinks Cubhead is going to be used as a way to keep people out of gaming because the game is hard. The truth is most people don't want to exclude people from gaming but Bob wants to fight made up strawmen.