Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

[FromaCorvairSix]

How often do lolcows create their own threads?

 

[Black Waltz]

what the fuck is this guy talking about? i'm confused

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Do you have awesome photos of yourself cutting water bottles or showing off your sweet knife collection, @coolbreeze88?

 

[ICametoLurk]

what the fuck is this guy talking about? i'm confused

We might have found the purest strain of Autism yet.

 

[Audit]

@coolbreeze88 Why did you post this thread in the tumblr forum? By all accounts, it seems like you're trying to get us to brigade a furry. Such threads belong in the animal control forum.

Truth be told, you should have just posted this in the lolcow forum. You've already done us the favor of putting your name in the title.

 

[KM 749]

fuck off or stay and continue to be buttfucked.

He already put himself on the map. Even if he does back off, the autism found within his profile is captivating enough for us to keep digging.

How often do lolcows create their own threads?

There was @Wizzrobe, whose saga is a very entertaining one.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/wizzrobe-tdstrvn-christian-davis.9745/

 

[TheFinalBoss]

We got a containment thread for this dA anti-sjw obsessed moron? Really?
.. Ok.

Tumblr: https://coolbreeze88.tumblr.com/
More dA sperging over Glip in particular:

Spoiler

https://coolbreeze88.deviantart.com/art/Glitchedpuppet-Exposed-part-3-596672582

https://coolbreeze88.deviantart.com/art/Glitched-Puppet-Exposed-Part-2-588789907

https://coolbreeze88.deviantart.com/art/Glitched-Puppet-Exposed-569776831

 

[Corsola]

I don't even know who he's talking about but this is a good thread.

 

[Linako 2.0]

sorry if this post comes off as a bit formalist, but i'm actually pretty informal in real life, but i have a very snobbish writing style, its complicated.

Let me guess, you also love Rick and Morty, see yourself as an intellectual, and voted for Sanders.
Reddit is 5 blocks down

 

[CWCissey]

He already put himself on the map. Even if he does back off, the autism found within his profile is captivating enough for us to keep digging.

All most lolcows have to do to cease being interesting is to clam up (Nayzak, that tranny who hated The Smiths, Gloria Tesch, SammyClassicSonicFan), once the stupid has been mined, inevitably we move on to the next source.

 

[Lalala]

Never has the phrase 'lurk moar' been more needed, nor so tragically, hilariously ignored.
But anyone who rolls onto a site expecting a ready made personal army to go fight the meanie butts for them has it coming anyway so do go on lads.

 

[Un Platano]

I'm looking forward to you responding to posts here with MS Paint screenshots on DA like you do with Twitter.

Care to tell me how many sins this post is worth?

 

[A Hot Potato]

Why is it so hard to internet?

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

dont worry @coolbreeze88

i bet you can bounce back from this minor set back

Spoiler: oh,also

JULAAAAAAAY

 

[KM 749]

Not even the deviantards want to deal with him.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the perfect human

His rational political values.

How dare you call yourself a Nazi, you damned commie.

http://archive.is/i9J7t
http://archive.is/8qoWb

 

[ImOnTheOutsideNow]

So this guy came here, hoping for us to care about his hissy fit from getting banned from an user's Picarto?


I don't see anything wrong with that

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Okay guys to clear a few things up for those of you that are new to this stuff (I'm putting this message in the OP too soon) this guy came in and was sperging up the PurpleKeckleon thread, which is a tumblr subforum staple and has been for years.

PK is a furry artist tumblrina with a lot of shady sexual habits and associates who frequently goes on Social Justice/Feminist tirades. So it's no surprise that she's attracted some kind of weird reddit MRA like this guy to A-Log her in a supremely confusing manner.

 

[ICametoLurk]

lol has an ED account
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Coolbreeze88
http://archive.is/0dAEg

Useroolbreeze88

I Suck at HTML but heres a stub idea for a future ED article based on some stupid lolcow on deviantart. think of It as sort of a press release before more professional editors can get to it.

Buy anyways due to a lack of an adequate tutorial and everything being counter intuitive as fuck. I guess ill just wing it.

HERE I GO!!!

Floraverse
Floraverse, better known by the folks over at the kiwifarms forum as "MAGENTA and Poolnoodles!!!" is the so called "shared universe" (which in all honesty is just a bullshit way of saying its an IP for communist leftards who have no creativity of their own and are given permission to leech off someone elses creativity)

that comprises a series of "stories" with each successive one becoming more confusing, pretentious, and all around more emo than the last in what can only be described as being the bible for furfag nolife hipsters who are also possible pedophiles and overall SJW crybaby nutjobs.

the 2 main characters are min, the whatever fuck "pigmy pixie" that's been made famous for being a loud, abrasive, bratty, and obnoxious bitch to her pile of blue semen "friend" cress as they quest to return a bag of seeds to....never really explained really.

spoiler alert, they never succeed in their never clearly stated goal.

the sad, pretentious liberal arts dropout excuse for a "webcomic" really starts to go to hell after the broken toy arc in which someone is literally BURNED THE FUCK ALIVE (Beleth) for simply being a virgin with magical AIDS.

after that point in what we like to call the "sanity even horizon", the "comic" becomes an incoherent mess of "postmodernism" and pseudo intellectual symbolism and other poppycock and gibberish that makes you wonder if the creator began dropping LSD for "inspiration".

Meet the Creator
the creator is your textbook case of a psychopath. charming, suave, and outright manipulative. she (she identifies as trans but fuck her special snowflake dandruff) in notorious for enticing newcomers which are mainly, you guessed it, run of the mill 13 year olds and/or furfags who discovered her work through her PORN (which she makes a lot of and its depraved as FUCK) with her superficial charm and false mask of being "just another starving artist whos just *sob* misunderstood, but as soon as you begin to push her on any of her bullshit, no matter HOW dedicated of a fan you were, will sick her linch mob of rabid furfag perverts to kiss her ass and humilate the hell out of you in a weird online version of a MAOIST "struggle mobs" before banning you from any form of contact with her as the filthy dissident or "troll" she claims you to be.

when backed into a corner and/or caught red handed cheating people out of their money for her cheap ass wool plushies or her fan zine project, she will cry like a bitch which also doubles as a mating call for the harem of man pussies and fuck ugly bitches shes collected around herself as her personal sex slaves who will rush to defend her as a result of their Stockholm syndrome.

if TLR>> shes a manipulative and abusive sack of shit who couldn't even make through art school because of what an insufferable, arrogant, slut she is


im just glad more and more people are waking up to her plot to recruit an army of homosexual, AIDS ridden, possibly autistic furfags to take over the world and establish her "shared universe project" as a state religion as part of her trans-penis worshipping theocracy and inquisition

 

[Cato]

Okay guys to clear a few things up for those of you that are new to this stuff (I'm putting this message in the OP too soon) this guy came in and was sperging up the PurpleKeckleon thread, which is a tumblr subforum stable and has been for years.

PK is a furry artist tumblrins with a lot of shady sexual habits and associates who frequently goes on Social Justice/Feminist tirades. So it's no surprise that she's attracted some kind of weird reddit MRA like this guy to A-Log her in a supremely confusing manner.

Thank you. You're always up on the political sperging.

I normally feel I can keep up with you about the manosphere, SJWs, "skeptic" community, etc, but I was totally lost as to what the hell this dude was ranting and raving about.

 

[KM 749]

His blog on channel awesome.

http://channelawesome.com/forums/xfa-blogs/coolbreeze88.129132/
http://archive.is/ev7JC

Spoiler: Political sperging

We need to get more political!!

this has been a pet peeve on mine for a long time, something which I need to get off my chest so I can at least rest nominally better tonight.

the nostalgia critic and his channel awesome crew, I have to admit, are very talented and have represented the gold standard of web shows.

But there's a glaring problem that comes with a position of widespread appeal and high social status that comes with being internet celebrities. why don't they ever speak up on the major issues that effect us every day, were are there 2 cents when it comes to black lives matter, prison and criminal justice reform, economic inequality, and something that Doug Walker should take personally, the widespread crime and corruption problem in Chicago.

they have every opportunity to be the rallying cry, the voice of solidarity, an internet loud signal.

but it seems that they always try and shy away from taking charge. were was Doug Walkers support during the occupy uprising of 2011-2012 against socioeconomic inequality, were was he during the CISPA and SOPA controversies, and were is he when the TPP (the trade deal that will get him arrested) is on the brink of being passed.

it's really sad really, how they just pretend like nothing is wrong while we look frantically for someone to lead the charge.
we are the most well informed people in history, with all types of information accessible by a click of a button.
yet when it comes to using our know how in a constructive manner, we are the least politically active generation on the planet.

its a paradox that frustrates me to no end.

if its because their afraid of becoming divisive or contoversial? well then I only have this much to say, you should never feel afraid to state your opinion, because their will always be someone who will disagree with you, no matter how neutral you try to present something. so please...

what there to be afraid of?