Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

[KM 749]

"for I am of true royal blood"

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

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"for I am of true royal blood"

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"oh and of course. what pokemon should he have for his companion?

 

[BaronBoi]

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"Such a unique and mysterious rebul!!!1!!"

The edge.

 

[MistressCaridad]

y'all are sperging out hard dick waving over who can make the most tryhard comment

Isn’t that the purpose of Kiwi Farms?

 

[Robotron]

Isn’t that the purpose of Kiwi Farms?

I thought the main point of Kiwifarms was to act mentally superior to everyone else while all being secretly lolcows.

 

[Slumber Crasher]

"IQ of 130"
"War and Piece"

 

[John Furrman]

Dunked on and doxed before I even get the chance to read the thread. Semper fidelis, Kiwis. I hope the warm welcome and playful hazing didn't scare our little genius off.

 

[KM 749]

Coolbreeze has a Disqus account which he uses to express his rage at webcomics, while also wondering why he gets banned from posting.

"I don't sympathize with filthy bourgeoisie anyway"

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"Wtf no fair this privilege test didn't count for my insane level of autism and bad internet posts!!"

 

[GX76941PD]

I wanted to get an account sooner, but the amount of hoops you have to jump through just to get an account is insane, that captcha creeped me out a bit, but i get the joke.

I would question to attach more hoops so it can stop autists like this, but at the same time this thread ended up being very entertaining.

 

[Reynard]

I only RP with people who pay me money

Spoiler

For just a few cents a day, you can get all the spelling and grammatical errors your not-a-dollar can pay for! Truly an investment that will keep on giving!

 

[KM 749]

I would question to attach more hoops so it can stop autists like this, but at the same time this thread ended up being very entertaining.

Agreed. This thread goes into the finest annals of how not to make a thread and why powerleveling is bad. What a tragic comedy.

 

[Miss Walsh]

"May I interest you in parts of my body?" - Coolbreeze88, 2017

 

[Trash Eater]

Can we wordfilter autism to "a very high IQ?"

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand Coolbreze88.
The exceptionalism is not very subtle, but without a solid grasp of theoretical lolcows behavioral science most of the content will go over a typical kiwi’s head.

 

[The Janitor]

Goddamn, this is good. And Halal-ween just started. Imma just say that you did a good job. A plus. Gold fucking star.

Edit: Wordfilter gets me every time.

 

[AprilRains]

"SJW shitlord"? Does this dude even know what those things mean?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

and we're sure this guy isn't 13?

 

[Fleeb]

Guy was so busy increasing his IQ, he forgot to work on his grammar skills.

Never skip leg day

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

"SJW shitlord"? Does this dude even know what those things mean?

Schrödinger's sperg.