Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

Artist Genius with an IQ of 130+

  • Artists are Usually Geniuses

    Votes: 43 4.2%
  • I wish I was that Smart

    Votes: 249 24.6%
  • Nigga Ain't no way he has 130 IQ

    Votes: 721 71.2%

  • Total voters
    1,013
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I cracked up on reading the first sentence. This is "My Immortal"-level of godly.

My Immortal gives us a concise but detailed description of our main character, lets us know she's a vampire, explains that she is enrolled in her seventh year at Hogwarts, and tells us about her personality by showing her flipping off preps. There may not be a lot going on in the first chapter but at least it tells us everything we need to know about the setting and main character. CB88 could learn from Tara Gilesbie.
 
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Like, I get being a sperg and getting halal'd quickly just due to extreme :autism: , but STAYING on here is another form of idiocy that I can never comprehend.
In Michael Connelly's Mickey Haller novels, the eponymous criminal defense lawyer has a marlin mounted on his wall in the classic open-mouthed pose. Beneath the fish is a plaque that reads:

IF I HADN'T OPENED MY MOUTH
I WOULDN'T BE HERE​

Most of our cows can't read that plaque.
 
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