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CrunkLord420 · Oct 11, 2017

Oglooger said:
I just realized.
do we know anything about how he acted at school or him whining about his parents?
do we even know if his parents exist and he's just not an experiment by MK Ultra to create the ultimate lolcow Autiste?

I wish Allen would come back and explain his current life status as a supposed 22 year old with borderline functioning autism. Is he in school? I can't imagine he's employed.

TheMaxHeadroomIncident · Oct 11, 2017

Squealer the Animalist said:
Coolbreeze gets angry at people who think furries are weird.

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Choice quotes:
"why. im a part time furry and i dont scare anyone"
"((rp mode)) good. you should fear an emperor"
"im one of those agnostic emperors so bye bye jesus *crusifies*"

So he thinks being a furry is like a job? ...What a sad, strange little man. He does not have my pity.

Linako 2.0 · Oct 11, 2017

Squealer the Animalist said:
"im one of those agnostic emperors so bye bye jesus *crusifies*"

ICametoLurk · Oct 11, 2017

MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Fun fact, anime was most popular among Christian teens when it first hit Toonami because parents thought they were just harmless toons.

Back in the day I knew Fundie parents who let their kids watch Tenchi Muyo in their bed for a while until they found out that the show had a witch character, and they found it out cause they were at the right time.

John Furrman · Oct 11, 2017

from: https://forum.deviantart.com/devart/general/1660903/

Billy_Sama · Oct 11, 2017

CrunkLord420 said:
I wish Allen would come back and explain his current life status as a supposed 22 year old with borderline functioning autism. Is he in school? I can't imagine he's employed.

If he can't function on the internet, he can no way function in real life. The most conservative people are often the ones that need that SSI the most.

KM 749 · Oct 11, 2017

This OP is long and probably one of the best. Coolbreeze tries to convince his fellow deviants that Furry Eugenics is the way to go.

Choice quotes:

"ahh i can just imagine the furries cheering at me and praiseing me for making the first REAL anthro"
'there are no ethical barriers. most people want it anyway."
'i just need to get a degree in genetic engineering... then ill make my first real anthro (half fox/half human)
"evil lol but ill still do it. FURRY PRIDE"
"lets just do it for the will of science. we were destined to do it"

These are random.txt goldmines.

Funnybone · Oct 11, 2017

Chuckaway said:
Holy fuck you’re nearly autistic as he is. I sure wish I had the 3+ hours to sit on my ass and dredge the internet for information on a random furry.

Yeah it's pretty sweet to be able to sit on my butt and laugh at furries tbh
Don't worry, you'll get that promotion at Arby's if you belieeeve

Scratch This Nut · Oct 11, 2017

Squealer the Animalist said:
Our boy Cobree is upset at someone banning him from his page and threatens suicide. He also trolls occasionally for attention.

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Choice quotes:

"why yes i troll sometimes. but i only do it for attention"
"*looks ominously at cyanide pill* tell him he has 24 hours."
"life and death provides the ultimate leverage"

FYI if a deactivated account still has an avatar it means that they were banned. Hmmmmmm..............

BlueBlob · Oct 11, 2017

Wonder if Coolbreeze88 will end up on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

MasterDisaster · Oct 11, 2017

CrunkLord420 said:
This guy is fucking MENSA
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He should paint the ceiling with his brains.

TheMaxHeadroomIncident · Oct 11, 2017

BlueBlob said:
Wonder if Coolbreeze88 will end up on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Knowing how lulzy he is, most likely.

Jellyfish · Oct 11, 2017

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

Johnny Bravo · Oct 11, 2017

TheMaxHeadroomIncident said:
Knowing how lulzy he is, most likely.

He should write the article himself.

Funnybone · Oct 11, 2017

Shokew said:
Stop fucking sockpuppeting!

He is probably extra mad because I didn't send him enough ejaculating black cock gifs on his CoolBreeze88 account

KM 749 · Oct 11, 2017

Jellyfish said:
What the fuck is going on in this thread?

Some sperg ready for us to act as his personal army against Purplekekleon manages to receive 33 pages full of his shameful information in two days. He threatens to sue us once doxxing becomes illegal.

DICKPICSRUS · Oct 11, 2017

is he gonna delete his DA if he does I got the archives

added new links

MW 002 · Oct 11, 2017

coolbreeze88 said:
now about Regas Hellside detour, oh yeah, you can read it here if you're curious, its honestly a really fun read, ill link each and every existing chapter sense I'm such a nice guy, I may be an mediocre artist for now, but my writing is where my bread and butter is>>

chapter 1: https://coolbreeze88.deviantart.com/art/Rega-Hellside-Detour-Chapter-1-The-Theif-555854240

chapter 2: https://coolbreeze88.deviantart.com/art/Rega-s-Hellside-Detour-CHAP-2-Were-the-hell-am-I-557942145

chapter 3: https://coolbreeze88.deviantart.com/art/Rega-s-Hellside-Detour-Chapter-3-Shirley-558782508

chapter 4: https://coolbreeze88.deviantart.com/art/Rega-s-Hellside-Detour-4-Ambushed-559986414

chapter 5: https://coolbreeze88.deviantart.com/art/Regas-Hellside-Detour-5-About-the-Town-600458774

I am sporking this tomorrow and you can't stop me.

Jellyfish · Oct 11, 2017

Squealer the Animalist said:
Some sperg ready for us to act as his personal army against Purplekekleon manages to receive 33 pages full of his shameful information in two days. He threatens to sue us once doxxing becomes illegal.

Holy shit...and here I was thinking I was having some kind of stroke trying to read this mess. I'm speechless.

I guess the cows really do milk themselves these days...

Graffiti canvas · Oct 11, 2017

BlueBlob said:
Wonder if Coolbreeze88 will end up on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

TRY HARDER

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