Infected The Rick and Morty fandom and haters

VW’s are complete shitboxes universally driven by faggots, so this guy actually came out ahead in the deal.
It's still a steal to get it in exchange for a fucking sauce. I could then sell that car to get a cheape, more reliable car with good gas mileage.
the money that I have left could paypart of the insurance and it would be put to better use than whatever there millenial fuckswere gonna use it for. hell, I could use it to just transport my lawn mowers and start a business in landscaping again.
 
Justin Roiland is the reason Rick & Morty was worth watching.
Fat Hardon is just a pretentious megacunt. Hopefully Justin will find success elsewhere, so he doesn’t have to deal with that alcoholic parasite.
Roiland is already looking for a way out, but the leech's grip is firm.

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http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/rick-morty-creators-finales-challenges-828683
 
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lmao. jesus christ. he can't take a hint.
This is horrifying. Imagine how Justin must feel.
The fear of waking up in the middle of the night just to see this obese, bearded ogre staring at him.

“Why didn’t you come to me with your ideas, Justin?”
“I have an animation studio, Justin. You should always come to me first, Justin.”
“Justin, we are friends now and friends never leave me. Those who tried to leave are in my fridge now, Justin.”
“Justin, why aren’t you on my Minecraft server anymore? I built you a Rick and Morty monument, Justin.”
“I am renaming the show, Justin. It’s the “Dan Harmon presents: Rick and Morty” show now, Justin.”

No wonder Roiland wants to escape from his kielbasa-fingered grip.
 
Dan Harmon is a trainwreck. He fucked up Community with his self absorbed bullshit and is now wrecking R&M with it. Every time the stars align for Harmon to make something funny, his ego and alcohol get in the way.

I wouldn't be surprised if it comes out he's the type to go around forcing himself on the 19 yr old interns in his studio.
 
Jeez, Harmon is like that obsessive girlfriend who gets all passive-agressive when you want to just hang out with your friends every once in a while instead of taking her on a date the gazillionth time, only he doesn't have the T'n'A to make all the hassle worthwhile. Then again, maybe Dan does know how to suck a mean dick, which would explain why Rowland still didn't get the fuck out.
 
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damn it man
 
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In this thread, someone told Harmon that the Szechuan sauce event was a huge clusterfuck because fans were being assholes:
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Harmon replied with this:
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The other person rightfully snapped back:
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And of course Harmon had to have the final word:
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What a gigantic fucking cunt. I had no idea how horrible he is; I mean, I'd heard complaints about him before, but this? This twat is acting like minimum-wage employees are subhumans who should be honored to take abuse from Harmon's fans.

I know this is a thread for laughing at people but seriously, fuck Dan Harmon.
Literally screaming "WAKE UP SHEEPLE" at minimum-wage fast food workers? Half of Rick's dialogue is probably just a transcript of Harmon shitting on his "underlings."
 
Who else saw Dan Harmon demand McDonalds pay him royalties for selling their own sauce because he gave them free publicity that they didn't ask for and then lose an argument to a McDonalds employee and threaten to block them if they don't let him get the last word?

https://archive.is/RC2WU
In this thread, someone told Harmon that the Szechuan sauce event was a huge clusterfuck because fans were being assholes:
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Harmon replied with this:
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The other person rightfully snapped back:
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And of course Harmon had to have the final word:
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What a gigantic fucking cunt. I had no idea how horrible he is; I mean, I'd heard complaints about him before, but this? This twat is acting like minimum-wage employees are subhumans who should be honored to take abuse from Harmon's fans.

I know this is a thread for laughing at people but seriously, fuck Dan Harmon.
Fucking hell, Dan

I can't believe I actually liked Community
 
back with more :autism: R&M oc art because the word 'szechuan' has lost all meaning to me

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"my beautiful ricksona, scene rick, or, xXxSAVAGExSANCHEZxXx on myspace"

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"My trans / genderfluid Morticia OC, “Mortie”! fun facts:
Cute patoot, full of wonder, excitable, and gay.
Has an older brother instead of an older sister.
Their Rick chose brother Summer as an adventure partner, so
Mortie never gets to go on adventures with him/them, until now! just once.
Refused Rick’s offer of sex reassignment surgery, for now anyway, taking time to think on it! doesn’t mind wearing a binder or what’s in his pants."

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i thought the last one here ^ was a troll but they were completely serious. Also selling commissions in that style (complete with ugly pride paint) for $8

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"Here’s Rick L-022. He’s changed dimensions around five times by now and abandoned the Mortys in them every time, for the simple reason that he keeps falling in love with them. Every time he finds a new dimension where the Rick is absent or gone for good, he tells himself ‘it’s gonna be different this time’. It never is. He begins to bond with the Morty, starts to develop feelings, discovers the feelings are one-sided (or when they aren’t, realizes how much he would fuck the kid up if he decided to pursue a relationship) and decides to leave the dimension before he does something stupid that may scar that Morty for life (in fact, he’s probably caused the death of at least two already). He then goes to find another dimension, and the cycle begins anew. All he wants is to develop a healthy, platonic relationship with a Morty he can call his own, but luck has not smiled upon him yet."
Self insert OCs and gay headcanons are a normal (albeit exceptional) part of any fandom - this whole trend of shipping an 80 year old dude with his 14 year old grandson just reaches a whole new level of terrible. I don't get how these people can go on and on shitting on creepos like shad and flouting their supposed csa when they go around drawing young boys fucking their grandads
The pedo Rick fanfic made my eyeballs bleed.
 
1. he is owed the min adult swim gets tired of him he's fired.
2. the people he's belittling are "paying his rent'
3. it's ironic he's using that communist proletariat bullshit when he is a fucking millionaire.
4. he's a lot like bob now that i think about it.
"If you"re not a stupid tool, then why don't you just create a successful cartoon show instead of working for an employer? #faced
 
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Dunno if he's genuine or if his bosses forced him to apologize (I assume that's what his rambling is about), but either way it's kinda funny that he had to specifically deny being drunk. He also pinned some stuff about Planned Parenthood to make up for shitting on a fry cook.
Cartoon Network is probably weighing on him. But the words (assuring us he wasn't drunk) are all his own geinus.
 
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Dunno if he's genuine or if his bosses forced him to apologize (I assume that's what his rambling is about), but either way it's kinda funny that he had to specifically deny being drunk. He also pinned some stuff about Planned Parenthood to make up for shitting on a fry cook.
Oh, I'm sure he got slapped across the ass by the higher ups, or at least he realized his shitty interactions could make him look bad in front of them. So much for being your own master and not letting big wigs boss you around. Of course he's not quite mortified enough to bring himself to actually apologize.
 
Dan Harmon is absolutely thread-worthy, but we do have the "no celebrities" rule. Do you think an exception can be made? I mean, come on, his Twitter footprint is as bad as Brianna Wu's.
Literally screaming "WAKE UP SHEEPLE" at minimum-wage fast food workers? Half of Rick's dialogue is probably just a transcript of Harmon shitting on his "underlings."
I've heard rumors that Harmon is a nightmare to work with, actually. No wonder Roiland is trying to sneak out the back door.
 
Dan Harmon is absolutely thread-worthy, but we do have the "no celebrities" rule. Do you think an exception can be made? I mean, come on, his Twitter footprint is as bad as Brianna Wu's.

He’s probably unpleasant, but threads on people who have ties to the entertainment and political worlds is bad for this site. It encourages low-effort threads and trolling towards people who aren’t really cows, just bigwigs who people disagree with politically or culturally and rarely do things that are funny. I don’t want this place to become another reddit.

Nobody’s asking for that Justin Trudeau thread you so desperately want @Null
 
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