Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

[Shokew]

Google docs is a useful tool for when you don't have Microsoft Office, so this kid has no excuse for his terrible writing.

There's also OpenOffice, LibreOffice, you name it - if it provides red and/or green squiggles under what the fuck you're typing incorrectly, it'll hopefully help you stop being stupid (unless your name is @coolbreeze88, anyway.).

 

[Tennis Monkey]

Normally, when people start posting about what a wild ride it's been, the thread's been going 18 months and the cow's just been jailed for child porn. @coolbreeze88 achieved it in a couple of days. There just aren't enough wows in the world.

As someone's already posted one Queen song, I thought this might fit in nicely too. It shares one obvious characteristics with some of the modern Galileo's own videos:-

 

[Funnybone]

Most useless thread ever, I don't know what this thread is about anymore. Some gay man having sex?

Great post

 

[TheMockTurtle]

Yes, @coolbreeze88 ! We are such amazing hackers that we are in the same League as Isis and Anonymous.

We rape women and also beat kids up with our game consoles because we the kiwis are evil sinners.....

In all seriousness? Has this guy not learn from the people who wanted to ban guns in America.

The day our government passes a law to ban doxxing is the day I will see guns banned. (Which will be unlikely giving these type of parasites exist!)

And the amount of fighting in office will never agree on it.

Let the lawsuit begin!

Can you "notice me senpai" without assaulting eyes please

 

[Lurkette]

it seems some people, regardless of the amount of time spent silently browsing a website, will never have lurked enough to realize what actions essentially constitute slathering your dick in ground beef and waving it in front of a pack of rabid dogs
fascinating

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Why does he use transparent outlines for everything he drafts? It's so fugly and you can tell he doesn't know how to shut it off, seeing as how he draws back over the first set of outlines in all his work to make them darker. It doesn't help how enormous the outlines are, it's almost as if he does that on purpose to squeeze out room for detail to hide the lack of details.

> Lectures someone for being a reclusive reject of society
> Spends all his time shitting up DeviantArt

 

[KM 749]

The bigots are beginning to invade the remanents of his dA page, and he is taking another stand against us.

"I think a DDOS is in order... If we don't cripple all their servers, we're all fucked"
No, you fucked yourself long before you came here.

"threaten to rape my mother"
What?

In other words, he is begging for 40 more pages.

 

[Lunachu]

"I think a DDOS is in order... If we don't cripple all their servers, we're all fucked"

I so want that to be a random text.

 

[Despairagus]

What if Chris was PK?

Purple Chrisleon

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Implying that rich people universally hire butlers and maids like it's Citizen Cane.

Note the irony of a self-proclaimed conservative Christian complaining about privilege, a dismissive ad hominem invented by lefty Social Justice Warriors to auto-win arguments. Inb4 it turns out he comes from a bloodline of protestants, my sides would break like a dam if it did.

EDIT: Nevermind, I didn't realize this was one of the online tests he took at first.

 

[KM 749]

"If you have any hacker friends"
For someone with an IQ of 130, his behavior seems extremely predictable.

Also, Regas Hellslide Detour 6 has been released in spite of all his struggles.

https://coolbreeze88.deviantart.com/art/Regas-Hellside-Detour-Chapter-6-True-Heroes-709416461 (http://archive.is/2lfBb)

It seems that he considers his dox only a minor setback against his triad against GLIP.

 

[AnonAutismo]

"after browsing the many fics on this site, I realize that there's a serious drought in anything quality, from the mary sue wish fulfillment schlock, 14 year old hacks who try to be as edgy and pretentious as possible who could give less of a damn about grammar or wordflow, and stories that are just outright bizarre and outlandish in premise or stray way to far from the original works.
good news is, your not going to get that from me.
I'm a professional and Ill keep it professional!!!
I keep my goals realistic, I keep my concepts believable, and I don't weigh down my work with clichés, unnececary drama, or outright outlandish plots.
now, lets get started in making something people will actually want to read shall we."

The irony is strong with this one.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

"If you have any hacker friends"
For someone with an IQ of 130, his behavior seems extremely predictable.

Don't forget retarded. Inb4 he literally Google searches for "hacking software".

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Oh yay he's still going to continue using his cringy DA so that we may feast upon his idiocy.

Also I hope the l337 hackers of the world don't all pounce on us at once!

 

[SaladV]

Breakdown incoming when

 

[Dewey Manlove]

"I think a DDOS is in order... If we don't cripple all their servers, we're all fucked"
No, you fucked yourself long before you came here.

If KF is Skynet, shouldn't he be staying off of DA and preparing for Arnold or the liquid metal X-Files guy? I'm not sure how the timeline works anymore since I didn't see the last couple of movies. Erm...is he Linda Hamilton or the kid who grew up to be really homely? I can't keep up with this high IQ stuff.

 

[Eggplant]

I think this is a pretty accurate representation of his neon rape comic fan character

prep the fuckin ovens.

 

[Bani]

Welp, time to pack everything up, guys. It's been fun, but the end is nigh now that some autist asked the 12-year-old denizens of DevianTART to summon the l33t h4x0rz.

Soon the cyber police will kick down our doors and throw us in the slammer for saying mean things on the internet.

Edit: Sarcasm, obviously.

 

[Van Darkholme]

He should hire @Fancy Bear using his autism bux.

 

[John Furrman]