Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

[SwanDive]

"I think a DDOS is in order... If we don't cripple all their servers, we're all fucked"

weak shit

you gotta emp bomb this bitch

 

[Scratch This Nut]

When was the last time a thread was featured this long?

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I think this is a pretty accurate representation of his neon rape comic fan character

prep the fuckin ovens.

A lot of you have been waiting for a Jewish cow for a long time, haven't you?

 

[Eggplant]

When was the last time a thread was featured this long?

A lot of you have been waiting for a Jewish cow for a long time, haven't you?

That's like asking if we've been waiting for Chris to get better.

Thing is, this got here sooner.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Inb4 suicide by cop.

 

[Dewey Manlove]

A lot of you have been waiting for a Jewish cow for a long time, haven't you?

mmmm...kosher cow.

 

[TaterBot]

Is he waiting for a SWAT team to swarm his mom's basement?

That art. For a second I thought I was in Kengle's thread.

 

[Fareal]

The heartrending thing about this thread is all the parody work by the arty kiwis of his dumb OC is so, so much better than anything he could hope to produce himself.

 

[Trombonista]

:late: bc this was posted like 5 pages ago but damn look at the date on these images. that dude has had a grudge against PK FOR 10 YEARS now! that's some dedication or rather prime :autism:

friendo I think it's time to move on, she's just not into you

edit: skeptical of some of the dox, the info on his steam and his old kf account don't match the rest

Actually, it's been two years. He just used the old comments to try to prove she's a hypocrite. Too bad it's pretty clear the top reason he hates her is because she didn't like his art, not because she's a generally shitty person.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Actually, it's been two years. He just used the old comments to try to prove she's a hypocrite. Too bad it's pretty clear the top reason he hates her is because she didn't like his art, not because she's a generally shitty person.

Two years is one hell of a time to hold a grudge for something that frivolous. Granted he's allowed to think that she's a shitty person, I know I do, but this is pathetic.

 

[Mr Zero]

After hacking into the devaint art account of a mysterious group of Ne'er-do-well vigilantes with the goal of taking down farms I discovered chat logs dated 20 minutes ago that show they had a conversation with Coolbreeze88

The conversation should be read from bottom to top

 

[Graffiti canvas]

"... take out the servers directly by shutting off their cooling fans causing them to melt"

Nigga what? That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

 

[Cthulu]

"... take out the servers directly by shutting off their cooling fans causing them to melt"

Nigga what? That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

lmfao

 

[Paradigm]

That conversation is my new favourite thing ever. I am moist with anticipation.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

"... take out the servers directly by shutting off their cooling fans causing them to melt"

Nigga what? That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

I'm pretty sure he got that off of South Park.

 

[DefunctChip]

@coolbreeze88 I am a certified Internet Lawyer and I must let you know that your very lawful legal case will be put into serious jeopardy if you proceed with actions such as cooling fan server meltdowns. Please deposit $8,000 in the Kiwi donation bin to compensate for your egregious asspain.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

This thread should be required reading before any lurkers try to make a thread OP as their first post.

This thread should also be required reading before any autists attempt to post at all.

What a beautiful trainwreck.

 

[Dewey Manlove]

After hacking into the devaint art account of a mysterious group of Ne'er-do-well vigilantes with the goal of taking down farms I discovered chat logs dated 20 minutes ago that show they had a conversation with Coolbreeze88

The conversation should be read from bottom to top

I can understand him being ill. I saw one comment where a rogue element (he couldn't possibly have been part of KF) described some planned artwork that consisted of AsperJew130's mother being...um...forced into sexual congress with a pig...among other things. Shocking stuff.

 

[Shokew]

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More good fanart that sums up what a loser this guy is... I love it. So when's he gonna come back and face us like a real man, is my real question.

 

[KM 749]

Part II of the saga begins.
One of the only things that's missing from this thread are his dirty RP logs.

 

[HY 140]

His DA stamps lol :

ow the edge

"... take out the servers directly by shutting off their cooling fans causing them to melt"

are they high or some shit