Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

[Sammy]

His unwarranted self importance in the art world is goddamn hilarious, the way he tries to shit on other, more talented people because they don't have "a warm demeanor" (on account they're not native english speakers) or the old Chris Chan "you used computers its not original hand drawn" line. To those scouring his accounts, are there any comments pre-lolcow discovery of people critiquing his artwork or did deviantart treat him like a special snowflake? I'm curious how he would take his own medicine.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Let's be real, nobody cares about your 6 part furfag OC edge saga, @coolbreeze88. Deleting is in the world's best interests

FTFY

Am I the only one getting Rev60 vibes from this?

 

[Darwin Watterson]

...Really fucking deep, apparently. Gotta love the part where he trusts a complete stranger to help him take down the Farms, like he thinks he's some sort of dystopian YA novel anti-hero fighting the Good Fight against some evil corporation bent on destruction. By, you know. Melting the servers?

Shame this didn't happen earlier in the year. I'm sure his 130+ IQ would've been a valuable asset to Vordrak and Donny Long, and would've been the key to destroying the farms permanently.

We sure dodged a bullet there, fam.

 

[Purple Man]

He seems to be a little buthurt about TheLoneCrow not responding to his comments. FYI that artist was the one to post MLP fanart:

https://thelonecrow.deviantart.com/art/Celestia-s-Freedom-274603779
Given his distaste in MLP, he seems to know a bit about it. While showing his ego and superiority.
Also, saying he saw a lot of his friends getting the "MLP sickness" he had that artist in mind?

To those scouring his accounts, are there any comments pre-lolcow discovery of people critiquing his artwork or did deviantart treat him like a special snowflake?

I have witnessed zero comments on each and every upload he did while on webmaster16.
If there was an interaction, it was on the dA forums, where he would point the reader to click on his username and check his "art", like a spammer he is.

 

[Mrs.Garrett]

Sorry if late, only 3 pages in.

But this is killing me. Is it a by-product of critical 130 IQ SMRTS to not hit shift when starting a sentence?

again lets focus on Mel, not me. i shouldn't be doing the moderators job.

anyways her porn never fails to surprise me>> http://forbiddenflora.com/gallery/sketches/613-alice-heidi-doodles-1-of-2/

just as a reminder, Jacklyn is a SLAVE and being forced into it. even in his "hyde" state Alice was still the person to give her the potion, so basically Jacklyns being DRUGGED and coerced into licking that disgusting cat snatch. gross.

http://forbiddenflora.com/gallery/sketches/613-alice-heidi-doodles-1-of-2/

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Please promise this thread will still be relevant Monday. I won't be able to use my tablet until then and I want to give him fan art like the rest of the artfags.

Holy shit those DA comments. What a rude little bastard.

 

[Purple Man]

Sorry if late, only 3 pages in.

I see you using the shift button...Just refusing to use it correctly. Is cool breeze just to smart to use the shift button?

He didn't hold the shift key six years ago, so why do you think he's going to hold it now, having exactly 130 IQ intelligence points?
I'd rate "late", but you still have the good stuff left to read. Don't comment until you see this message.

 

[Jackal]

Please promise this thread will still be relevant Monday. I won't be able to use my tablet until then and I want to give him fan art like the rest of the artfags.

Holy shit those DA comments. What a rude little bastard.

Same. My laptop is currently busted and the desktop doesn't like my tablet, but I would LOVE to draw some fanart. He should be grateful to be getting all this great art for free - when do you think he'll return to graciously thank us?

 

[KM 749]

More webmaster16 comments, this time showcasing his use of both his sock and his regular account thirst for fictional anthromorphic birds.

Spoiler: *holds in urge to flame*

130 IQ right here.

"perfect balance of comedy,angst,action OMG"
"ever since i learned that santa doesnt exist; the world has become unforgiving and unfair and you can never get anything for free"
"calm down. were going to have a real good time togehter *foxy smile*"
*lays you down on his bed* *rips of shirt* so ya think im sexy?
"you cannot resist for long *continues kissing and touching*

So much for his "furry equality".

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Same. My laptop is currently busted and the desktop doesn't like my tablet, but I would LOVE to draw some fanart. He should be grateful to be getting all this great art for free - when do you think he'll return to graciously thank us?

He'll return when his Naruto ninja's are all assembled and ready to infiltrate Null's house so they can locate the server he keeps in the basement that we're all on.

He'll want to gloat and prove his intellectual superiority moments before the plug is pulled on the 120mm fans.

 

[KM 749]

He should be grateful to be getting all this great art for free - when do you think he'll return to graciously thank us?

There are standalone comments by him in this thread that are in themselves worthy of their own fanart.

 

[TheFinalBoss]

More webmaster16 comments, this time showcasing his use of both his sock and his regular account thirst for fictional anthromorphic birds.

Spoiler: *holds in urge to flame*

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There are standalone comments by him in this thread that are in themselves worthy of their own fanart.

Highly considering holy shit
That rping is just so beautiful. Amazing find.
Edit: working on it now.

 

[KM 749]

Highly considering holy shit
That rping is just so beautiful. Amazing find.

Keep in mind that these were public comments that he left on somebody else's artwork coming out of nowhere, and not a private RP session. That makes it all the more amazing.

 

[SP 199]

This thread has exceeded my expectations and more holy shit

 

[Fleeb]

He can't RP on his main account, that's the main draw to his Patreon! Imagine how many Patrons he'd lose if they knew he were giving it away for free

 

[SwanDive]

I just found @coolbreeze88's twitter account. All I had to do was remove the "xbl" from "xblspartan170".
It has everything you've come to know and love about him; his poor grammar, his political edge, his furry tendencies, and lots and lots of valuable philosophy worthy of Nietzsche or Schopenhauer.

https://twitter.com/spartanx170 (http://archive.is/2bnB8)

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A fitting presidential choice for someone who want to sit on their ass all day and rage at tumblrinas.
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"although on the flip side. your fursona is pretty kickass"
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The hypocricy bleeding from this text is almost painful.

>He's a DJ

Please, for the love of God, tell me this guy has a soundcloud

I need it.

 

[KM 749]

>He's a DJ

Please, for the love of God, tell me this guy has a soundcloud

I need it.

These were already posted earlier in the thread, but here you go.

https://coolbreeze88.bandcamp.com/
https://soundcloud.com/xblspartanx170/

My personal favorites:

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fxblspartanx170%2Fdemon-siren

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fxblspartanx170%2Fmayhemxpolybius-drift-redux

 

[SwanDive]

These were already posted earlier in the thread, but here you go.

https://coolbreeze88.bandcamp.com/
https://soundcloud.com/xblspartanx170/

My personal favorites:

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fxblspartanx170%2Fdemon-siren

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fxblspartanx170%2Fmayhemxpolybius-drift-redux

Not bad tbh. I was honestly expecting something on the level of his deviantart account.

 

[El Porko Fako]

So this is what people from South Dakota are like. I always wondered what they did for fun.

 

[Todesfurcht]

I severely doubt he was born 1995.