Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

[The Kraken]

This thread is like reading some sort of goddamn Epic Greek Tragedy. Like the Kiwi Farms' version of Homer's Odyssey or some shit. But instead of punishing Odysseus for his misdeeds, Zeus just laughs and calls him a faggot.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

He seems to be a little buthurt about TheLoneCrow not responding to his comments. FYI that artist was the one to post MLP fanart:



I have witnessed zero comments on each and every upload he did while on webmaster16.
If there was an interaction, it was on the dA forums, where he would point the reader to click on his username and check his "art", like a spammer he is.

*maniacla laugh*

130 IQ

 

[AnonAutismo]

Is he so autistic that he got fired from a minimum wage janitor job that only required him to be there for three hours a day?

There's the possibility that he quit. After all, three hours a day is time he could use to jack off to black dicks, sperg out on Twitter, or do shitty RPs on Deviantart. He's a busy man.

 

[Coster]

More webmaster16 comments, this time showcasing his use of both his sock and his regular account thirst for fictional anthromorphic birds.

Spoiler: *holds in urge to flame*

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"perfect balance of comedy,angst,action OMG"
"ever since i learned that santa doesnt exist; the world has become unforgiving and unfair and you can never get anything for free"
"calm down. were going to have a real good time togehter *foxy smile*"
*lays you down on his bed* *rips of shirt* so ya think im sexy?
"you cannot resist for long *continues kissing and touching*

So much for his "furry equality".

"THIS IS WEIRD! YOU ARE A HUMAN AND I AM A PHOENIX!"

Dude can't take a hint at all.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

"THIS IS WEIRD! YOU ARE A HUMAN AND I AM A PHOENIX!"

Dude can't take a hint at all.

This is a sentence I read. On a forum I frequent. And I understood the context.

Help me.

 

[Staffy]

Wasn't that one old saying something like "Jews have no rythem"?

Because remember all those jew jokes?

they might be true.

This vid says otherwise:

 

[ICametoLurk]

His tweets against @glitchedpuppet started on Nov 03 of 2015

He uses his spartanx170 twitter account as a sockpuppet demanding that coolbreeze88 be unbanned and uses coolbreeze88 being Jewish as a defense against being called a Nazi despite him using the spartanx170 account to say this

@Kushrada shut up jew

Spoiler: glitchedpuppet tweets

@danieltosh "them" is way ahead of you.. about 50% of theys tweets are about how cute hairless cats are?>> @glitchedpuppet Sat Mar 05 22:03:34 +0000 2016
#floraverse the war to bring glitchedpuppet to heel is still wereunderway. we just have to turn up the heat EVEN MORE. Sat Mar 05 19:30:30 +0000 2016
@glitchedpuppet @floraverse good for you>> https://t.co/PqxFpJ0puN Wed Feb 10 20:01:37 +0000 2016
Good For You Glitchedpuppet https://t.co/DsEiLpQHeX via @YouTube Wed Feb 10 19:41:01 +0000 2016
@glitchedpuppet @floraverse GLIP: I shall commemorate the 3000+ lives lost by..... continuing business as usual? yeah that seems about right Tue Feb 09 19:25:13 +0000 2016
@glitchedpuppet @floraverse remind me of an old DOS cut scene. very choppy and uncanny. Tue Feb 09 19:21:27 +0000 2016
@glitchedpuppet @floraverse UNBAN coolbreeze. he's should at least have a right to due process. Tue Feb 09 19:16:23 +0000 2016
@glitchedpuppet @eevee no one gives a damn about your stupid cats. get over yourself twinkie. Tue Feb 09 19:09:19 +0000 2016
@eevee GLIP has officially become a crazy cat lady. oh how the mighty have fallen. #antiglitchedpuppet #floraverse #takethat Tue Feb 09 18:50:21 +0000 2016
I won every single argument and debunked all their poins, yet coolbreeze88 remains banned from the fandom. I have to sue @glitchedpuppet Thu Dec 10 02:09:31 +0000 2015
Just found out about genetic transgenderism and it makes @glitchedpuppet look like a complete poser. +#fact #logic #GenderInMedia #gender Thu Dec 10 00:27:13 +0000 2015
RT @priceofsilveroz: RT ↪ us libertarians need to wage war on authoritarian SJW's starting with glitchedpuppet #libertarian #LibertyUni… ht… Tue Dec 08 00:04:45 +0000 2015
us libertarians need to wage war on authoritarian SJW's starting with @glitchedpuppet #libertarian #LibertyUniversity #FreedomOfTweets Mon Dec 07 23:42:18 +0000 2015
@floraverse @glitchedpuppet andre will stop at nothing to find out what under that mask. Sun Dec 06 22:22:23 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet @floraverse now that what I call an "I WILL KILL YOU" face. lol. Sun Dec 06 22:20:07 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet @floraverse I always imagine biff sounding a bit #Jewish. nothing anti-Semitic. its just how I imagine it. Sun Dec 06 22:19:20 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet @floraverse aren't you missing someone GLIP? im a bigger nuicance than any of them hehe. Sun Dec 06 22:16:51 +0000 2015
@eevee well if im not a bigot, then why did @glitchedpuppet block me? is criticism not allowed in her bubble?+ #FreedomOfTweets Wed Dec 02 00:30:43 +0000 2015
@RianSygh @vassalbeleth @VenuShade @glitchedpuppet okay 1, what did she say? 2nd >> https://t.co/b6MGLwRBNL Mon Nov 30 22:21:22 +0000 2015
NEETANlME at least I have free time outside my job. https://t.co/28W56jTwHy @glitchedpuppet Mon Nov 30 22:14:29 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet not cool calling coolbreeze88 a neo Nazi GLIP. not cool at all. just found ths out. #FreedomOfTweets #SJW #WhiteLivesMatter Mon Nov 30 05:41:46 +0000 2015
@VenuShade @glitchedpuppet so the reason you banned was because I didn't use twitter the way you want me too? #FreedomOfTweets Mon Nov 30 05:38:10 +0000 2015
@VenuShade @glitchedpuppet also, sense when is exercising my free speech rights rude? #FreedomOfTweets Mon Nov 30 05:32:37 +0000 2015
@VenuShade @glitchedpuppet what are you talking about? I used her proper identifier so im not railing on they for they's genderisms. Mon Nov 30 05:31:20 +0000 2015
@VenuShade poor @glitchedpuppet they sense of being persecuted makes they insensitive to real persecution. #SJWLogic #fail #EXPOSE Mon Nov 30 05:29:14 +0000 2015
@VenuShade you should hear about some of the crap @glitchedpuppet is doing. they called a jew on they forums a neo-Nazi. #wtfleaks #Respect Mon Nov 30 05:18:50 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet should have tagged this #FreedomOfTweets #JewishPrivilege Mon Nov 30 05:06:38 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet hey GLIP. I just talked to this guy called coolbreeze. not cool calling him a Nazi. epspecially sense he's JEWISH!! Mon Nov 30 04:59:19 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet https://t.co/kQUTSHURyb dear SJW's you need to watch this. Fri Nov 27 05:17:28 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet you need to believe in #FreedomOfTweets https://t.co/083zJy2Q4Y otherwise your part of the problem. Thu Nov 26 22:42:22 +0000 2015
@VenuShade @glitchedpuppet yeah I have no idea how to type out neighing XD. im a really nice guy. I just like to pick on liberals. Wed Nov 25 06:42:45 +0000 2015
RT @VenuShade: @spartanx170 @glitchedpuppet i was just gonna softly chuckle and keep scrolling but your add on made it 10x better Wed Nov 25 06:38:33 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet neeeeegggeeeighghghghhg. LOL Wed Nov 25 06:34:08 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet NO. DOGS RULE!! #Dawgs Wed Nov 25 06:33:31 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet GASP. you hate white spaces. that's racist #triggered Wed Nov 25 06:31:29 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet go back to Cornell hippie. Wed Nov 25 06:25:28 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet ... I never thought id see this tweet in my lifetime. well ive seen it all. *gets our glock... pussies out* Wed Nov 25 06:23:12 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet this was pretty much our conversation right before I got banned from your forum. https://t.co/NiqNINy62t Wed Nov 25 06:20:12 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet god... stop using metaphors to describe your life, your starting to sound like my annoying ass co worker. Wed Nov 25 06:18:53 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt anyone. because their words, people have opinions. Wed Nov 25 06:16:51 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet im not cynical. your just so idealistic that I look cyncical by comparison. #YourRepublicanUncle Wed Nov 25 06:14:05 +0000 2015
RT @BlackLivesMpls: 1,000+ march to reject white supremacist terrorism, & reject WS police violence. #4thPrecinctShutDown #Justice4Jamar ht… Wed Nov 25 00:26:19 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet don't make me send Donald trumps goons rough you up. #UmadBro Tue Nov 24 20:52:32 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet especially your perspective on gender. HEYOOOOOOOOOO!!! Tue Nov 24 20:50:43 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet when was the last time you talked to your parents GLIP? Tue Nov 24 20:48:26 +0000 2015
@FAJlTA @glitchedpuppet I say again. HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC!! Tue Nov 24 20:41:46 +0000 2015
@neiltyson @glitchedpuppet we don't need gun control. more guns actually deter criminals. Tue Nov 24 20:41:18 +0000 2015
@FAJlTA @glitchedpuppet he was being sarcastic Iyssa. it's based how others THINK his immigration policy is like. #PoesLaw #Trump2016 Mon Nov 23 03:56:11 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet UUUUUUMMMMMMMM. KAY, Sat Nov 21 01:16:49 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet YOU....casually...drink...pepto bismol? https://t.co/CiUsSbNqoT Mon Nov 09 03:13:53 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet at least i'm not a fetus killing godless heathen like with most of you liberal moon bats. Mon Nov 09 03:11:13 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet if you think I should stop calling people out just because it hurts their feelings. You're a prick. Mon Nov 09 03:09:22 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet BEHOLD. The Last Genderbender. #lol #rofl Mon Nov 09 02:55:24 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet EVERYoNES A TARGET. NO ONES SAFE HAHAHAHAHA!!! Mon Nov 09 02:49:28 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet your problematic. #OwnIt Mon Nov 09 02:48:36 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet OH but you totally deserved the justice coolbreeze dished out at you. WDYT should he stay banned? Mon Nov 09 02:48:03 +0000 2015
The Brain of a Social Justice Warrior/Progressive @glitchedpuppet this is you!! https://t.co/44R2bdpntm via @YouTube Tue Nov 03 02:53:09 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet so coolbreeze is a neo Nazi hugh? lets see what HRP has to say about that. https://t.co/22EeJX5tz1 Tue Nov 03 02:40:09 +0000 2015
@glitchedpuppet do you think your overreacting? just a little? he was probably just joking around or trolling. Tue Nov 03 02:38:12 +0000 2015

Well, there's no proof he's Muslim. Yet.

In his tweets he uses #muslimsmatter

@OccupyWallStNYC stop making corruption a single color issue. #jewsmattter #hispanicsmatter #muslimsmatter Sat Aug 08 05:06:00 +0000 2015

and posts stuff against islamphobes

To those who are islamaphobic. American Muslims fought on the side of the patriots. #Islamophobia #fact https://t.co/ngjWi8Kovs Fri Dec 11 03:34:49 +0000 2015

 

[Quijibo69]

These were already posted earlier in the thread, but here you go.

https://coolbreeze88.bandcamp.com/
https://soundcloud.com/xblspartanx170/

My personal favorites:

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fxblspartanx170%2Fdemon-siren

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fxblspartanx170%2Fmayhemxpolybius-drift-redux

They all sound like Crazy Bus remixes. Great music talent!

 

[Linako 2.0]

Can i point out that we have reached 50 pages and coolbreezes only has about 2 dozen posts.
Have we ever witnessed such a motherload of content milked out by a cow before?

 

[Paradigm]

Eight more pages. Thread stahp. Plz stahp. Actually don't stop. It takes the edge off work.

 

[Snacker]

To be fair coolbreeze88 is a pretty fuckin tight username, if I had that kind of fuckin sick handle dude I would def use it for EVERY ACCOUNT I EVER MADE ON EVERY WEBSITE I VISITED.

A+ thread would recommend

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

Jesus Christ, I am not reading 52 pages of this. Enjoy your stay, coolbreez88. You're here forever, now

 

[Poor Choices]

Please promise this thread will still be relevant Monday. I won't be able to use my tablet until then and I want to give him fan art like the rest of the artfags.

Holy shit those DA comments. What a rude little bastard.

My 130 IQ* tells me the thread will still be going then. Do us proud.

*based on internet IQ tests I have retaken several times

 

[The Omen King]

Jesus Christ, I am not reading 52 pages of this.

You're missing out, tbh.

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

You're missing out, tbh.

I think most of my favorite posts were on the first 5 pages. I do wanna know at what point he gave up, though.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

I looked up cool breeze and I got a name of a mlp

 

[L. Duse]

If I am not mistaken, this started off as part of a thread making fun of PK's work that branched out into a thread of its own. Why did he decide that the PK thread is a good venue to publicise his work, especially when his mouse drawn masterpieces are much worse than that of PK's?

I suppose this is what an IQ of 130 does to you.

I think most of my favorite posts were on the first 5 pages. I do wanna know at what point he gave up, though.

The posts he made on the first 5 pages were made before he got his own thread I think. He had a few exchanges, publicised his work, implied that the Farms was his army and went to bed only to wake up to find that he had his own featured thread. That was when he gave up I believe.

 

[manchild]

How the fuck has this dude been lurking here yet still thought this whole forum was made to knock this one chick... makes no sense. He is... exceptionally exceptional.

 

[AnOminous]

To be fair coolbreeze88 is a pretty fuckin tight username, if I had that kind of fuckin sick handle dude I would def use it for EVERY ACCOUNT I EVER MADE ON EVERY WEBSITE I VISITED.

It takes a very high IQ, something like 130, to set up so many different cringy accounts on cringy pony porn sites and then post cringy shit on every one of them.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Good Lord, is there still more to render from this cow?