Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

[Clown Baby]

COOLBREEZE SPEAKS

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As I predicted, he's still fixated on his petty feud with GLIP, ignoring the fact that he has just been doxed and exposed.

lmao a lightening rod for trolls. He came to us. HE CAME TO US

 

[KM 749]

Holy shit. This guy really does think we represent the radical alt-left. He also thinks we're terrorists.
Those hackers better finish melting those computers pretty soon.

"PRIVACY MATTERS"

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Wow. This is... wow.

You know... I remember when people were suggesting that Ross was the next Chris Chan dude the heavy amounts of literal "REEEEEing" he had done on a semi-regular basis. The problem I had with that was how they seemed to not understand that the reason why people are so fixated on Chris was because of how bizzare he is. All of his quirks and mannerisms made it enjoyable to dissect his mind to find out what made him tick.

I find a similiar level of intrigue in this blubbering manbaby, but it has less to do with him than it does with how other communities view him. I don't think I've ever seen someone so unlikable that every single type of deviant or sperg he's interacted with can't stand him. Even a douche like Ross can scrounge up a posse if given enough time. This gibbering dullurd is so uniquely narcissistic that he manages to get himself kicked out of the types of communities that would normally welcome a perverted, furry loving pseudo-intellectual ike him with open arms.

He's such a douche that it actually puts people in a position where they have to agree with PurpleKecleon about how much an annoying pissant he is. His ego was so large that he came on this site thinking that everyone here would jump at the opportunity to fight his battles for him, to the point where he unironically referred to us as his "army". Then the dipshit posts his fanfiction here!

@coolbreeze88 what in the fuck were you thinking? I genuinely want to know. What were you hoping to accomplish coming here? Did you really think that trying to use Kiwifarms as your personal attack dogs would endear you to us? I can tell right now, even without the furry shit, the obsession with black dick and all the other shit that has been uncovered about you, you still would've ended up on here as a lolcow. You're such a colossal tool that it was inevitable.

If it's any consolation, I hope the rimming you're receiving helps get your mind off of being banned by PK, or whatever inane reason it was that lead you to posting here. Welcome to the farms and just in case you didn't hear it the first second and third time:

 

[Jetstream Sam]

I wish I was good at art like other kiwis. Oh well, here's my autism.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Thanks for confirming where you live, fucktard.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Wonder if Coolbreeze88 will end up on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

A word of advice. If you're not skilled at shit posting, this might not be the place for you. You seem like a chill guy, but if you're gonna post here it should either be funny or informative. Or both.

Thanks for confirming where you live, fucktard.

Antifa Bucketlist:

Carl Benjiman? Yes. Kraut and Tea? Definitely. Random furry on the internet? TOP PRIORITY!

 

[Linako 2.0]

Thanks for confirming where you live, fucktard.

refresh my memory, good sir.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

It just dawned on me who @coolbreeze88 reminds me of. His persecution complex, his self-aggrandizing conspiricy theories, his incomprehensible, half baked political rants. It all adds up now.

Spoiler: Coolbreeze's Final Form

 

[L. Duse]

refresh my memory, good sir.

Dox
@coolbreeze88

Allen John Jones III
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913 W Addie St
Lead SD 57754-1804
DOB January 31, 1995 (age 22)

 

[manchild]

More dA comments from his old account. Coolbreeze confirms that he has evolved past feeling anger in a thread where he discusses how much he hates lurkers.

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Spoiler: how many of you hate lurkers

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Choice quotes:
"violence does not bring proggres"
"whats wrong with misspelling. i think its cute"
"sorry i dont listen to gay elves"
"my arrogant nature will insulate me from any negative comments"

Holy shit the arrogance is too much.. dude is delusional as hell.

 

[Staffy]

Do we have a special squad dedicated to holding down autists then recording their screams? I say we dispatch one towards this guy's location if we have some.

 

[Dewey Manlove]

So was he saying "your" instead of "you're" on purpose?

His eccentric use of grammar and punctuation is poetic licence. You lower 98th percentile peasants could never understand. AsperJew130 is the e e cummings of the internet age.

Spoiler: Racist e e cumming Excerpts

one day a nigger
caught in his hand
a little star no bigger
than not to understand

"i'll never let you go
until you've made me white"
so she did and now
stars shine at night.

and

a kike is the most dangerous
machine as yet invented
by even yankee ingenu
ity(out of a jew a few
dead dollars and some twisted laws)
it comes both prigged and canted

 

[ICametoLurk]

He now has 5 Kiwi Farms links when you Google his name

At this rate, the entire first page of Google results will be this thread.

 

[Dewey Manlove]

At this rate, the entire first page of Google results will be this thread.

Fortunately for him they don't do much of a background check on the waterheads that hose down McDonald's parking lots.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Holy shit the arrogance is too much.. dude is delusional as hell.

Exactly as I said before. His hobbies and kinks aren't what make him a lolcow. Its just how much of an egomaniac that makes him fascinating. There isn't a single person on this thread that looked at that horse shit diatribe he posted and didn't immediately have it in their head that he might be a poe.

Nope. His inflated ego and hunger for E-Fame trace back to 2011. The fact that we can look at a post he made that far back, when he 16, and not see any difference in maturity or spelling proficiency is just... fuck.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

He now has 5 Kiwi Farms links when you Google his name
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At this rate, the entire first page of Google results will be this thread.

And when you do an image search, you mostly find images of a topless black MMA dude called Jon Jones.
Kind of appropriate, if you ask me.

 

[Billy_Sama]

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He now has 5 Kiwi Farms links when you Google his name
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At this rate, the entire first page of Google results will be this thread.

I was hoping that google images would show his black dong collection.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

And when you do an image search, you mostly find images of a topless black MMA dude called Jon Jones.
Kind of appropriate, if you ask me.

I hope that it gets to the point where searching his username leads you to rule 34 of Bendy and the Ink Machine.

 

[AnOminous]

Great, now we can add "rape fetishist" to his resume.

Someone add "rape fetishist" to the subtitle of the thread.

Maybe he should get an account on James Long's rape forum.

 

[KM 749]

Coolbreeze88 wants to start his own tv show, so he asks on the forum is anyone is willing to help him make it big.

Spoiler: how many of you acctualy work in the entertainment industry?