Culture College professor screams at class about pomegranates

 

[Positron]

Dr. Kiwi is one Jane Martino teaching at the D.M.A.C.C. (Des Moines Community College). She's part of the Psychology staff on 'Boone Campus', and this class in particular is Psy111. Her PHD is in Child Development, so I have no idea why she's teaching psych in particular.

You expect someone would hire this ogre to work with children?!

The first words that came out of her mouth when I entered the class were "Hi, would you like a picture of an old dead white guy?" I knew right then this class would rock.

Tells you enough about this teacher -- and this student.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

NO

WIRE

HANGERS

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Just pull the pin, toss the grenade at it, duck for cover and try not to piss yourself laughing when all the blubber lands with a wet splat.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

professor, where did the pomegranate touch you?

 

[Dysnomia]

the fuck does this bitch have against pomegranates?

I don't like the smell of them myself. But I wouldn't scream at someone because they were eating them. I'm wondering if someone brought a pomegranate in and made a huge mess and stained the furniture. Maybe someone threw it around and juice went everywhere. Who knows. But she really overreacted. No matter how bad it was that's no reason to treat the whole class like a bunch of four year olds who crayoned the walls. Just put up a "No food in class" sign or something, lady.

Pomegranates are the food of the dead. Maybe they remind her of her own mortality. She's not getting any younger.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Isn't this racist against Arabs and Indians?

 

[Positron]

Isn't this racist against Arabs and Indians?

She is teaching white people not to culturally appropriate pee o'sea's fruit.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Pomegranate, especially in the context of pomegranate banquets, refer to orgies.

Source.

 

[Quijibo69]

Shocked nobody posed this yet:

 

[Doc Cassidy]

No link but I saw in passing that she was acting out unreasonable demands or something for her class.

That's probably true but it's way funnier to imagine her spazing out about fruit because she's a loon.

 

[IV 445]

https://youtu.be/ulhnOZgT7pI

 

[TowinKarz]

Shocked nobody posed this yet

Hey, teacher, leave them fruits alone!

 

[Bork Laser]

pomegranategate

 

[Koby_Fish]

TBH it's impossible to get pomegranate stains out of clothes. Either that or she's deathly allergic like it was peanuts and anaphylaxis and she doesn't want to shell out a small fortune for an epipen.