Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

Artist Genius with an IQ of 130+

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  • Nigga Ain't no way he has 130 IQ

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Purple Man said:
Since he's so anti-FB, he's using Minds. Let's take a look at his posts after being uncovered.
https://www.minds.com/coolbreeze88 (http://archive.is/fybVU)

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Watch out Mr. Zero, you're going to get swatted by Mr. 130 IQ.

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He mad.

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Oh noes, he activated prime.exe!
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Nigga, I ain't seen you give anyone ideas other than how to evade you.

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:story:

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Sure.

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The first day of being featured on KF must have been glorious for him.

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Is this even English?

And would you look at that!
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https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/760996934260367360 (http://archive.is/NUumB)
It has been posted a week before him coming here (on his @coolbreeze88 account) and edited since, so the initial draft might have been different, but saying "they do a great job at digging up dirt on those who deserve it" is pretty hilarious, given the result of his actions. :story:
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Is this real? Is this a thing that's really happening right now?

Someone, anyone with actual drawing skills, I'm begging you to recreate the comic below to include Coolbreeze, so that it may be preserved as a deterrent to any sperg that would dare to repeat his actions.

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I just found yet another sock used by Coolbreeze88, which was used to host a failed social commentary show called "The Matrix Society" in the vein of the Nostalgia Critic and Gaijin Goomba that he wanted to get off the ground, probably to make it big as a youtuber. It consists of him mumbling over stolen video clips and dated memes while also making snarky and edgy commentary on the issues that hundreds of other YouTubers have already spoken about.

Also, the whole thing is in fucking autotune in an attempt to sound robotic, but he ends up sounding like a queasy drunk with Downs Syndrome.

Username: noname360
https://vimeo.com/user25038936
[WARNING: Intro is LOUD]
It goes without saying that he advertised it on his own dA account.
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This guy's internet presence is mutating from a rabbit hole into a black hole.
 
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Squealer the Animalist said:
This guy's internet presence is mutating from a rabbit hole into a black hole.
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And speaking of, this is what happened last year:
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Of course he got into Sonic. Why wouldn't he?
And he wants to help the forums as well! How, you may ask?

1. By wanting to troll someone:
http://www.sonicsatam.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3356&page=9#entry205249 (http://archive.is/RIbi7)
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2. By using outdated memes (and getting his dick confused):
http://www.sonicsatam.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=1780&p=205168 (http://archive.is/7XyCe)
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3. By necroing a two year old thread:
http://www.sonicsatam.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5857#entry205169 (http://archive.is/B4f8I)
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and getting called out for it:
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4. By shilling his own head-cannon:
http://www.sonicsatam.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=7006 (page 1, page 2)
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only to drop the project the next month (and liking his own post):
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And that is all the help he ever gave them. 20 posts and he's out. What a nice person.
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It's a good thing he did a journal about it, otherwise we wouldn't be able to lean how thoughtful and intelligent he is.
 
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Purple Man said:
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And speaking of, this is what happened last year:
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Of course he got into Sonic. Why wouldn't he?
And he wants to help the forums as well! How, you may ask?

1. By wanting to troll someone:
http://www.sonicsatam.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3356&page=9#entry205249 (http://archive.is/RIbi7)
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2. By using outdated memes (and getting his dick confused):
http://www.sonicsatam.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=1780&p=205168 (http://archive.is/7XyCe)
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3. By necroing a two year old thread:
http://www.sonicsatam.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5857#entry205169 (http://archive.is/B4f8I)
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and getting called out for it:
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4. By shilling his own head-cannon:
http://www.sonicsatam.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=7006 (page 1, page 2)
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only to drop the project the next month (and liking his own post):
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And that is all the help he ever gave them. 20 posts and he's out. What a nice person.
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It's a good thing he did a journal about it, otherwise we wouldn't be able to lean how thoughtful and intelligent he is.
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"i really don't consider this fanfiction because i hope to pitch this to an actual network"

to the .txt rotation with you
 
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An Ghost said:
Post caps or don’t make things up.

Here’s his posts on a dead forum about his RP or fanfic “Agents of Gun” which he posted in the wrong place on the forum, and was so pants shittingly autistic (cause of his autism) it makes the other autistics on the forum confused.
“Can everybody else do the work for me though. 130 IQ means I’m super busy being smart”
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As I've been checking that forum for a while, I noticed something interesting. This whole fanfic has got a character named Allen. Is that a self-insert, perhaps? Who am I kidding, of course it is.
https://coolbreeze88.deviantart.com/art/The-Agents-of-GUN-Epidode-Issue-1-SCRIPT-607291255 (http://archive.is/M7Cit)
Unfortunately he's too busy with Regas Hellside Detour, as I'd rather read about his own Marry Sue, instead of his Marry Sue OC.
 
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Olhelm said:
>comes to KF to a-log
>uses the same username on every website
> Exploded into perpetual autistic rage when his faggotry is revealed

He's like a self-containing wellspring of autism and political madness. Please never stop.
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Not to mention that this sped also changes his political views more often than he changes his underwear.
 
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He just gave his fursona a "makeover".

http://archive.is/SRAoa


War Storiesby coolbreeze88
"Have I ever told you guys about the time of when my platoon was backed against a river bank, all routes of escape blocked off, I created a giant frozen bridge to allow us to make it safely back to allied lines on the other shore. The moment they tried to chase after us, I ripped the ice bridge out from under them, plunging them into the frigid waters below,

They never again made it across that river, in fact we drove them back, keeping up the pressure as they retreated, crushing any chance in their mind that they could seize any single square mile of Aurorian territory"

That's just one of the many incredible war stories Rega likes to tell when relaxing at the local pub when he has the free time to do so, and not when he's off seeking adventure and thrills elsewhere, bored by the slower paced monotony brought by the armistice between Kadath and Auroria.

Whether or not his claims are as they stand or incredibly exaggerated usually sparks quite a few interesting conversations about how mages are generally not given enough credit in the forces, mostly due to a certain rivalry between the Mage Corps and the non-magical Assault Divisions.

But one things a proven fact about Rega, he is actually one of the rare few who incorporate elements of both technology and magic into his fighting tactics, making him a sort of bridge between the 2 in the eyes of many in the Aurorian Armed Forces."

Anyways, I thought sense my older pics are way out of date and not doing much of service to Him, I thought I'd give Rega a decent makeover that reflects my greater attention to detail as of late.

"my greater attention to detail as of late"
 
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CanofSoda said:
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He just gave his fursona a "makeover".
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I'm sure Rega would have lots of interesting stories to tell, such as the the comment flame of SalamanceCake waged as retribution for not paying to RP with him, or the great TheLoneCrow defensive, where he used his superior intellect to pretend like he was going to commit suicide, giving him the necessary leverage to get his account banned.

Also, its hair and ears don't look like they're properly connected to its head.
They look like one of those cat ear hipster hoodies, which sorely contradicts the essense of badassery he is trying to form.
 
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ICametoLurk said:
His User talk:coolbreeze88 on ED has been changed.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:coolbreeze88&diff=1037956&oldid=921430&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed:+encyclopediadramatica/rc+(Encyclopedia+Dramatica)
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This is it:

Come Join the Forum.
  • We're much more friendly than Kiwi Farms. I'm sure if you make your thread on our forum people will help you with research/your article etc. oddguy 18:23, 12 October 2017 (EDT)
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I was just trying to make a new friend, but he's not joining our forum ;-;
 
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